CBB PEREZ is NOT OUT Fri 23rd Live Eviction

CBB 2015 - Fri 23rd Episode 

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Friday Live Eviction, the crowd are chanting "Get Perez Out!" and after 16 days this is only the 2nd eviction.

Up for eviction Alicia (Crowd Boos) Callum (Cheers) Nadia (Boo) and Perez (Boos), I wonder if people realise though that Channel 5 do it so that you call up to vote TO SAVE YOUR FAVOURITE

Katie P is discussing her husbands sex addiction and how she can't even trust him on a journey somewhere because he was even meeting up with people on the way somewhere to cheat on her. Alicia keeps going on about how "all men are bastards and why do you let him treat you like that?" Hang on Alicia, it sounds like you are the Queen of being walked all over by men.

Nadia joins the addiction discussion, and thinks the way that Kieran & Katie P have approached their relationship means that they will both get through it together. She then   says that she thinks Alicia still hasn't resolved her surgery addictions.

Nadia and Perez discuss how inspiring and strong Katie P despite all that she goes through. That they admired her before meeting her in the house and speaking to her has only confirmed that she is a smart, strong woman with a good heart. 

Patsy and Michelle discuss whether they'll be able to watch themselves, Patsy says that she doesn't watch herself on anything because she finds it uncomfortable. The reason Michelle says she will be watching herself because she wants to make sure she stayed true to herself and behaved properly. From what we've seen so far I don't think either will be disappointed.

Katie H and Alicia have a milk 'debate'. Alicia says that she makes milk from Almonds every morning because cows milk is not well digested by the human digestive system. Katie H's argument against Almond milk is a nut associated with Christmas. 

Katie P is in the diary room talking to BB about how she is still worried about what the public are thinking about her because she keeps talking about Ex's but that's because she doesn't know these people and they are asking about her life. When she talks about the last year with Kieran, she finds that hard as a result of her actually still living through this heartbreak. She has to take a moment to compose herself. 

Katie P is quizzing Perez on his career and who his friends are. He says that his 5 best friends are 'normals', he's doesn't have proper celebrity friends because he has to respect professional distances. Like Katy Perry, they didn't fall out but she got so famous that he had to cover her divorce etc and wasn't prepared to call her up for the gruesome details.

Katie P took an overdose after Dane broke her heart, but she thanks him for breaking her heart so badly that it made her the strong. He was her only other one true love, after her current husband Kieran. Apparently Dane started acting weird and stopped taking her to events, so whilst he was away one week her mum came and helped her to clear the flat out of her stuff. 

Michelle has been impressed and surprised by Calum because he's sweet and Goofy, Kav because he's cute and a singer and Katie H as they have the same humour but she just doesn't like Katie H 's execution. 

The house seems to think that either Perez or Calum will go. Even Calum thinks he is going to go but I think the cheers from the crowd have put his fears at bay for rest  another week. 

*Emma crosses to the house* Chants of "Get Perez Out!" and first the two who are safest to stay Nadia & Calum but leaving the house, thanks to the British public is Alicia apparently there was only 1% in it for the votes. Never thought I'd be saying this but Thank God Perez didn't go because it looks like he planned to go out naked. Bluegrh! I don't need to see any ones meat and two veg on a Friday night. Apparently they had blankets on star by in case he did.

Well Alicia came out to a mix of cheers and boos so I don't think she'll have too much of a tantrum / meltdown. My question would for her would be why are you wearing a peach skirt suit, from the nineties, as your eviction outfit? 

Alicia is gutted to be out but she'll be pleased to see her kids. She divulges that she was worried as she came into the house to boos so it was nice to come out to some cheers. 

There was surprise that Michelle nominated her because she always claimed to say nothing behind your back but always to your face. 

Alicia describes her experience in the house as feeling like you are losing your mind and it's very intense, especially Perez and Katie H. She feels she got on well with Perez as she finds him entertaining but did see he was annoying too. 

Katie H made her Alicia's time in the house stressful with the awful things but towards the end of her time in the house she started to stick up for herself and there arguments became banter. 

Alicia wants Nadia and Cheggars to win. 

*NEWSFLASH* Cheggars is crying that Alicia has left *NEWSFLASH*

CBB Perez & Katie Are New BFF's Oh Sorry That Was a Dream Thu 22nd

CBB 2015 - Thu 22nd Episode 

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Day 15 already!  

Kav is awake and before his eyes are even fully open he is immediately apologetic for the vodka making him so aggressive and says that he plans to apologise ASAP to Cheggars.

Meanwhile Cheggars is in the diary room saying he knows it was only the drink talking yesterday and  then he has his weekly tears because he is missing his wife. 

Kav apologises to Cheggars for being so aggressive and they both offer some passive aggressive advice. 

Alicia is complaining to Cheggars that she is uncomfortable with Katie P constant talk about sex and bodily functions, and he agrees that he finds he is embarrassed by it too. But let's be honest Alicia if you had anything worth talking about - you would too!

Alicia & Perez gossip to Nadia about Cami and Calum and the possibility of it going further, they are both of the opinion that if Calum was really interested he would have made a proper move by now. Actually guys it's because Calum has always been a gentleman deep down and he's not not the scoundrel was when he was drinking and daft after his dad died. As for the idea that Cami's boyfriend has dumped her already.....well bitches I've seen no scandalous Kiss & Tells from him so I think they're still a couple, just maybe with somethings they need to talk through.

Perez is leading an acting class, why you'd encourage his screaming and performing? I don't know but they do and then of course an hour or later it all hits the fan. In the form of the Big Brother Big Debate Task:

The panel debate group comprised of Katie H, Nadia, Michelle, and Perez. The rest of the housemates are allowed to ask questions and contribute their views.

1. Do Celebrities that have plastic surgery set a good example? 

Katie H makes the expected views known and Nadia has similar views just as not as acidic.  Katie P makes a good argument that people should only do it for themselves and that the age you can have plastic surgery to be raised from 18 to 21. 

2. Is remaining neutral a good thing or a weakness? 

Katie H thinks it's a weakness, Nadia thinks it's just the way some people are and predictably Keith takes this item as personal attack 

3. Are there any real friendships in the house?

Perez is first to announce that he has made 3 lifelong friends already - Alicia, Patsy and Nadia. It all then kicks off  and Patsy comes out from her corner fighting (as she does) telling Alicia that she's not going to change Katie H and nor vice versa, so why don't people just start trying to get along so that everyone can start enjoying the experience. 

4. Does anyone in the house take themselves too seriously? 

There was an audible cringe when BB read that question out. 

Michelle doesn't think anyone takes themselves too seriously but instead some take things too personally.

And then finally the much predicted  Katie H & Perez show kicks off and everyone just sits back and watches the it all unfold AGAIN. Katie P tries her UN peacekeeper bit but she can't even be heard & then Nadia gets on her high horse.

Nadia storms off and Patsy runs off after her, trying to keep the promise she made that she wouldn't let Nadia become a screaming fishwife at Katie H. 

Katie P is worried about what the viewing public are thinking of her and Michelle advises that it's not worth worrying about until you hear your name read out on an eviction night and the crowd cheer or boo. Good advice.

Patsy is on the verge of a nervous & physical breakdown, and is practically sitting in the corner rocking.

The show ends with Calum ranting that he is finding it hard to keep his cool around Perez now but can't bear the thought of him losing (by going first) to a 'baddie' like Perez. I think Calum could earn even more fans by telling Perez to STFU.

On a little side note, I saw Alexander O'Neal on the Wright Stuff this morning and I know make up and stuff but he looked so much better and a lot younger! Bless Him.

Sonikmummy

CBB Pistols at Bed Time Wed 21st

CBB 2015 - Wed 21st Episode 

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Patsy is up early and having a bad already. Then she has an even worse day when BB tells her that her task for the day is to lead the house in meditation which she thinks is a piss take of her lifestyle 

Alicia talks about her healthy diet, that she eats a lot of fruit and fills herself up on it. She then goes onto to talk about the 'crap' that is on food & drinks etc and even Calum joins in, on her side. I even agree with this, especially regarding sugar but that's a whole another blog. Someone (I can't tell who because they are all talking over each other) tries to make that point that people are now living until they are 70-80 but Alicia is quick to point out that that's because they grew up during the war when it was basic natural non-processed food.

Patsy leads Calum, Cami, Alicia and Cheggars in meditation and Cami is laughing before Patsy even starts talking and Cheggars isn't far behind but they complete the task and win...."Inner Peace".

Fuck me! Perez is at it again dancing and performing in front of the mirrors, well we knew 'normal guy' Perez wouldn't be here forever

Nadia is nervous about the live eviction (that isn't) and Alicia is in the diary room saying she hopes she doesn't get evicted because she feels she has a lot more to give and that she is starting to enjoy arguing with Katie H. Even though she thinks they are Bipolar opposites - no that's not a typo, that's what Alicia said "Bipolar".

The housemates are all gathered in the living area to hear that Alicia, Nadia, Perez and Katie H are not up for eviction tonight but they remain in place for Frdays live eviction but there is BB's evil twist. Katie P has to save a nominee and slay a fellow housemate to go in their place. She saves Katie H as the most entertaining and Perez clearly thought she was going to pick him. Katie P then says instead of picking someone less entertaining to put up for eviction she is going to put up the person she thinks will be least likely to be evicted when up for the public vote - Calum.

Alicia has one of her paranoid / dummy out the pram moments, to herself, that it's not fair that Katie P chose to save Katie H because she knew that Alicia wanted to stay. I think it's fair to say at this stage that she is used to getting her own way.

Perez is beyond delusional now because he thinks that the producers of CBB cancelled the live eviction because they want him to stay in, so they couldn't risk an eviction in case he was voted out.

Perez has had a bit of cheese up his nose for the majority of night and then after he has revolted the whole house, he eats it, even Nadia told him it was disgusting. As the housemates unpack Katie H and Perez start going back to their old bickering & bitching ways. 

Kav comments that Perez is quite ripped to which Katie H chimes in that he has more back fat than a Blue whale. That is just nastiness for nastiness sake and for a moment we see the real Perez when he practically flinches with hurt because his body image is his Achilles heel. 

Cami gets a little jealous when she hears that Calum and Katie P have snogged and spat in each others mouths but Calum is quick to follow it up by saying they were both wasted.

Kav gets more than a little tipsy and in the diary room to say that he will be gutted if Calum goes because he hates Cheggars because he is a one trick pony, false, fake and pisses him off. Then he finishes with a little rant about Perez. 

When he comes out he tries to apologise to Cheggars, after he took offense to Kav swearing but Cheggars won't except it and Kav then unloads about everything that niggles him about about Cheggars to Cheggars. A new battle line has been drawn in the sand.

Sonikmummy

CBB Tits, Bums & Sex Tues 20th

CBB 2015 - Tue 20th Episode 

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Sorry this is so late, bad day again but here we are now.....

So last night was the Live Eviction that wasn't, cancelled because Alexander had walked *wipes away tear

Michelle is is educating Katie H how to sunbathe, who seriously has NO IDEA.  

Perez is telling Katie P that he saw going on CBB was a chance to show the real him and when he goes to parties he is really shy and she is just nodding along politely.

Michelle thinks that Perez is having a change of behaviour because he is such a big fan of Katie P, he is acting like a real person but the housemates are on edge for when he can't can no longer keep up the 'normal' act. She calls it Post Traumatic Perez Disorder. 

Alicia has had 18 boob jobs and lets Katie H have a feel, who has no boobs to speak of, and she is nicely supposed about the difference in boob sturdiness / squidginess. She has a feel of Michelle's for comparison. 

Alicia now has no original boob tissue left so they have to give her new boob tissue in the form of pig tissue (stateside you get human tissue).   She then goes onto say she would rather be dead than have no tits. She would sink in to a depression and give up on life. Michelle can't wait to get her fake boobs removed, in the next 5 years, as she says she has now learnt that femininity doesn't come from tits.

Katie P spills the beans on Alex Reid or as he likes to be known as Roxanne. Patsy loves a bit of celeb gossip and almost can't believe her ears, Perez is of course the inquisitor but his Katie P facts are as hotly researched as the rest of housemates. She later reveals that he loved having things shoved up his arse, She even used to wear a strap on for him. 

Nadia speaks to Cami about her and Calum getting fruity and how he seems to be getting moon eyes over her. I actually think that came and Calum would make a cute couple. They'd be good for each other she needs a bit of taming and he needs a strong woman t tell him how it is. 

Katie P speaks about always getting cystitis whenever she had sex with her Argentinian boyfriend and they couldn't understand each other because he didn't speak English and she doesn't speak Spanish. So when she was moaning because it hurt (sex) he thought she was loving it.

Alicia admitted to Nadia that she needs to stay in the house as long as she can because she is a broke single mother and that's why she was so upset to be up for nomination.

Katie P is like the UN Peacekeeper, she has also been surprised by Katie H, how well they get on. Alicia is a really sweet girl and Perez is just Perez.

Patsy and Kav are newly won over Katie P fans and feel she is bringing harmony to the house with her chilled attitude.

Alicia speaks to Katie H about home schooling her 3yr old, and she admitted to only just learning her Alphabet and Shapes - yes that's Alicia who has only just learnt it. Katie H is speechless, along with Cheggars, can't believe she thinks homeschooling is a good idea! Nor can I - that's a You Tube Homeschooling video I'd love to see!

Later the housemates are called to the sofa's to be punished for talking about nominations, particularly Alicia and Calum. Calum immediately apologises before the punishments are handed out 'No housemates can use the hairdryers or straihtners' but Alicia only apologises when she see's how pissed off everyone is. 

Michelle and Katie H are not enjoying the 'nice' and 'jolly' house and feel it's all fake. Alicia gets a fit of the giggles with Cheggars and Katie H looks like she just wants to slap her. 

Katie P is called to the diary room and told she has 24 hours to decided to save one of the nominees that have entertained her the most and replace them with the housemate that is least entertaining and her decision will be shown live (Tues) instead of the Live eviction.

Cut to Tuesday Live - Everyone is dressed ready for eviction and then they they are informed that they are not being evicted tonight but still up for eviction Friday, they then find out about BB evil twist to get Katie P to save and slay. She picks Katie H to save and puts up Calum but explains it's not because he's been least entertaining but because she thinks he is safest to stay in if he goes up for the for eviction. Cami has panic attack and shoves her boobs in his face by way of a cuddle. 

Nadia is gutted she has to wait another 3 days to find her out her fate and Patsy can't bear the wait to find out if her bestie is going.

Sonikmummy

CBB Cadet Shopping Task Mon 19th

CBB 2015 - Mon 19th Episode 

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Housemates are waking up to not only Shopping Task but a new regime, as BB Cadets and BB has appointed Katie H as the Cadet Leader Red Pigeon.

The seating area has been turned into a camp fire circle with logs replacing the sofas and all  the 'normal' food has been removed as the housemates will be eating 'cadet'  food.

Katie H admits to BB that she will be victimising certain people (Alicia & Perez) under the guise of a legitimate task.

The first task badges are to be earned by two Cadets who must carry out good deeds for others.

The chosen ones are Perez who has to sit on the Naughty Step & not speak or attract any attention and Nadia who must clean the bath with a toothbrush. Both of them passed the task by completing their deeds to Red Pigeons standard.

Perez goes to the diary room to discuss Katie H as Red Pigeon, and he thinks that she is jealous of him because he's more entertaining and dramatic. He's even started talking about himself in the 3rd person.

Cami Li and Calum discuss Alicia eating with her mouth open and looking like a surprised Raptor

Katie P asks Alicia why she doesn't have any money now and apparently an ex-boyfriend cut her off and then the supplier for her business went bust and she lost everything - house, car etc. I really need to Google Alicia before she leaves the house.

Next task is for the housemates to fill rubbish and recycling bins with trash using only head funnels. Michelle and Katie P were exempt from the task on medical grounds but even they were dry heaving from the smell and they were some distance from the task zone. Katie H was surprisingly encouraging and helpful.

Thankfully they passed the task and earned their environmental badges.

The final part of the shopping task is for the housemates to earn their Honesty Badges by taking the honesty stick and offer honest advice to another housemate. Only the housemate holding the stick can talk.

Katie H offered Perez her advice - No  matter how you behave, you shouldn't run away and straight to the diary room but instead take ownership of the consequences. Live by the sword, die by the sword. His reply was "I don't like using weapons".

Nadia spoke to Katie H - she had enjoyed working with her on today's tasks and had judged Katie on what she heard about her before going into the house. She wants them to start a fresh page with each other. Katie H's reply was that she likes the power of the words.

Cheggars advised Patsy to stop apologising for everything because she's bloody brilliant. Patsy's reply was very defensive and said it's because she constantly feels like she is on egg shells.

Michelle spoke to Cami that she worries about how her behaviour perceived when she drinks . Cami said it's house that makes her drink and she is who she is

Perez asks Keith to continue to bring much needed laughter to the house.

Alicia offered Perez friendly advice and not to not self destruct with his own behaviour. Perez offered a reply to the whole house "Wait till you all watch this back".

Katie P spoke to Katie H, in the same way that Nadia did, she felt that she was opinionated in a nasty way on the outside but since coming into the house they've talked about normal things, she has a heart and is family orientated. Katie H's reply was that people still haven't realised that compliments are her Achilles Heel.

And THANK GOD they've passed the shopping task and earned the luxury shopping budget, because I don't know how this house would cope if you added basic food rations into the mix too. 

Later on Keith & Alicia discuss how Perez has behaved really well today but Kav is quick to point out that it only an act and Calum agrees. Meanwhile Perez is having some sort of  sugar hype in the bathroom - looking at himself in the mirror the whole time and talking about himself in the 3rd person AGAIN.

BB reveals this weeks nominations to the Housemates and the four that will be facing the public vote are Nadia, Alicia, Katie H, and Perez but what they don't know is that there won't be an eviction on Tuesday but there nominations will be rolled over to Friday eviction(s).

Alicia is clearly totally unaware of her environment, as she is shocked that people have put her up for nomination. She is now paranoid about who voted for her but the cogs seem to be slowly turning as she tries to work it out and a couple of hours later she thinks it might have been Calum, Michelle and Cami because she sides with those who other don't approve of and  because she wouldn't join their gang.

In her wisdom she decides to confronts Calum and then is offended when he says yes he did. Alicia and Calum are then in trouble for breaking the BB rules for discussing nomination but their punishment has not been revealed yet.

Kav calls Perez out for being afraid of the real Mario (Perez' real name) is.


Katie P asks Calum if he finds Cami attractive, which he does and a bit later they both have a touchy feely sesh but Calum reminds her she has a boyfriend and she said no my 'sister' and then she got defensive saying yeah well you have a 'brother'. See I spotted that code from the very start!

Sonikmummy

CBB - I'm Fed Up Of Hearing and Writing the P Word Sat 17th

CBB 2015 - Sat 17th Episode (Eviction Day)

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First topic of the day is about Perez' behaviour. Cheggars tries to advise him about it and when Perez  reveals that he is doing it because he doesn't want to stay in the house but if he walks he doesn't get paid. Cheggars says fair enough but perhaps doing nothing would be better.  

Katie H has clearly self appointed herself as Queen Bee and decides she needs to be Cheggars personal adviser but he gives Katie H a short sharp shrift when she tells him he shouldn't be entertaining Perez, let alone talking to him.

Then Katie H does the complete opposite as if she can't help herself but follow him around, ranting and again she seems to cross the line into bullying. 

Alicia speaks of the relationship break down with Cami & Chloe, in the dairy room and how it only leaves her to be friends with Katie H or Perez and she doesn't get on with Katie H. Weird because I'm sure the only other person who has made it clear they don't like Alicia is Calum.

Then we find out Perez also woke up everyone with his coughing, at 6am, not coughing in is bed but at the other end of bedroom.  So he pissed everyone off but none more so than Alexander and then he continued to taunt him until Alex called him a Faggot. And whilst that is VERY wrong he deliberately targeted Alexander by blowing him kisses and waggling his tongue at him through that bloody rabbit's ears. 

Michelle immediately told Alexander "Not OK" but it was the final straw for the housemates who told Perez to shut the fuck up and fuck off BY EVERYONE. No one even wants him in their space. BB pulls Alexander on calling him a faggot and Alexander says that now he is not angry, he knows that this was wrong. He is given a formal warning and if he gets another one he's out but unless Perez has a death wish then I think Alexander 'The Man' O'Neal will be fine.

Katie H in the meantime went into one of her 'close to 'bullying rant and broke Perez' rabbit - which is by far the funniest thing she has done so far. 

Perez goes to the diary room to demand his lawyer, because two people have threatened him with physical violence, He is starting his "Concern for his Safety" bollocks. He says he is following the rules and trying to be professional. Imagine a Perez in a office environment

For the eviction night there is a eviction ball, with a gilded cage. When BB plays music the housemates must dance and when it stops the housemates must freeze and speak.

Chloe got evicted (I think the Alicia thing sealed that for her, on the night) but Alexander really thought that he was going, but he is over the moon to give Perez the 'V' because it proves he is more popular.

Alexander, Calum and Kav were pleased to hear the cheers of "Get Perez Out" as that should be a wake up call to Perez. 

The music plays, Perez sulks in the corner (now clutching a wooden horse) and then the music freezes again, and the housemates suss someone is coming in. That gets Perez out of his sulking corner. Michelle is so star struck excited when she sees it's Katie Price. Katie H realises she may be about to have a shocker, in the shape of Jordan. 

Katie P calls Perez to come out and immediately banishes him to the gilded cage, for the duration of the rest of the ball. Next is Cami, so that her and Perez can "sort their shit out" and then lastly Nadia because she is a strong woman. 

Katie P reveals that she has had to have all her (fake) boobs removed because of a septic infection. Alicia finally has someone who understands her.

Katie P tells the diary room, that she feels really welcomed and because she has been watching the show beforehand, she knows they have been back stabbing but even Katie H is being nice. 

Katie Price gets Katie H to admit what she said about her and then turns it to her advantage to god court. Katie P talks about how she caught her husband and TWO of her best friends  shagging.  Even Calum is shocked at her husbands antics. The reason I'm not calling him her ex-husband is because she took him back. Apparently he was just a sex addict. 

Nadia and Patsy talk in the toilet about the tensions about in the house and Patsy advises Nadia that she shouldn't stop being his friend but she mustn't defend his outrageous behaviour. Patsy has been an occasional sit on the fence individual and given that her and Nadia are clearly friends on the outside too, I was surprised. So to risk criticising Nadia's friendship, of which she is very defencive of, was a risky manoeuvre but it does prove that they clearly do have a very deep, sincere friendship. 

Sonikmummy

CBB And Cracks Begin To Crumble Fri 16th

CBB 2015 - Fri 16th Episode inc. Live Eviction

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Tonight there will not only be a Live Eviction but also a NEW HOUSEMATE GOING IN! 

In the meantime lets see what the housemates have been getting up to.

Over breakfast Katie, Michelle, Perez and Alicia are trying to rehash the Katie & Alicia arguments.And whilst Alicia tries to argue her case, she just never gets up to any decent speed with it. 

Katie got very totes emosh when Cami, Chloe and Michelle paid her a compliment and gave her hugs. She continues with the tears in the diary room too. Maybe she's sprung a leak?!

Perez has misgivings that his biggest enemy is Katie but he has no idea, that there are 3 sisters that have a target on his back. 

Bless Kav, he is trying to warn Alicia against falling in with Perez because Kav genuinely cares about her and has been her buddy, but she stabs Kav straight in the back by running straight to Nadia and Perez. 

Chloe has a master plan to use against Perez, if she stays in, she will become mini me Perez. The Nemisis he doesn't even know exists.

The clap of thunder and musical statues signals the first part of the eviction process, the two housemates with the highest number of votes and therefore safe are Michelle & Alicia. Which leaves Alexander and Chloe to go head to head. 

With Chloe's more bitchy side making a bigger appearance , I don't fancy her chances against Katie Price - if she is going in! 

Back to what else happened yesterday......

....The fucking Perez show continues in the Garden and in the meantime the bitchiness towards Alicia steps up its game. Callum tries to umpire the girls and even Michelle has cause to speaks to all of them as if they are 10 years old and she is matron. Perez is completely oblivious to whats going on and continues with his sideshow .... all that wasted effort. 

Michelle and Callum then go to the diary room to complain about Perez' *sexually explicit* behaviour in the garden, in his pants. Bless Michelle she is in tears because she feels his carry on has set back LGBT rights campaigning back years with just tonight and not all the rest of his crap. Don't worry Michelle we know that's not the behaviour of a Gay Man but an Insane Man. 

HANG ON - WHERE THE FUCK HAS KATIE HOPKINS BEEN WHILST ALL THIS WAS GOING ON?!

*Stop Press* Chloe is the first CBB housemate to be evicted in 2015 and I think last nights behaviour didn't help her cause. I think, however, the public have saved her from Katie Price. *Stop Press*

Now the moment we have all been waiting for, an empty bed to be filled. Celebrity Housemate No.15 is Katie Price and she can't stop crying already. She's dressed as a Disney Princess and ready to rumble with Katie Hopkins. 

Emma Willis has given Katie Price a Magic Wand and BB will giving her further instructions on how to use when she gets in the house. 

On entering the house Katie P had to banish 3 people to the gilded cage for the duration of the ball tonight. Before she selected her 3, she said she'd be watching the show but wanted to judge everyone on how she finds them in the house now and asks they do they same of her. With that she banished Perez - because the house needs a fucking rest. Cami - because she needs to sort her shit out with Perez and Nadia because she knows she is a strong woman. 

This could be everything we hope and SO SO SO MUCH MORE 

Sonikmummy

CBB The Plot Thickens Tues 13th

CBB 2015 - Tue 13th Episode

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The first CBB live eviction has been cancelled with the removal of Jeremy Jackson and Ken Morley from the House, so Chloe and Alexander are safe …for now. 

What the housemates are not aware of is that BB still wants to turn the house on it’s head and will be giving them a live surprise twist, at the end of the show.

First up for the housemates was for BB to announce that Ken Morley had been removed from the house. The reaction from everyone went from shock (REALLY??) to ecstatic very quickly. 

Everyone that is other than Katie who blames Perez entirely for Ken being removed and feels BB should have removed Perez instead. She also worries that Ken removal will result in people self censoring and no longer saying what they think.

Perez corners Nadia to tell her that he thinks Katie will be the one to take centre stage now and although she doesn’t say it, you can see she’s thinking “WTF, do you have no idea you are effectively a demanding toddler in this house?’

Later on Cheggars asks some of the other housemates what Perez is famous for and Katie pipes up that this is in fact the demise of Perez’ online career but admits she is a fellow troll. 

Nadia points out, in the Dairy Room, that the Katie & Perez situation is really bubbling near the surface now and with all Katie’s goading it won’t be long until Perez bites. 

Along with all his other attention seeking habits, Perez has now taken to carrying around a rabbit statue and kissing it. I’m pretty sure it’s not his personal one, that he bought into the house. He has also started with the talking to BB through his mike. 

Alicia further endears herself to her housemates by explaining her crack pot diet for her 3 year old that involves not letting her daughter to go to parties (Too Sugary) and giving her neighbours ‘Healthy snacks’ to give out to her daughter when she goes trick or treating, NB: This diet is not because her daughter has any intolerances or food allergies.

It also turns out she has a thing for Bananas so when the shopping is delivered (THE VERY FIRST FOOD) to the store, she’s like a rat up a drainpipe and in there stealing Banana’s …. yep you read that right Bananas, maybe she’s a Minion. And she is immediately spotted by Michelle, as she tries to squirrel them off to the bedroom.

A new, perhaps unlikely, clique has formed of Katie, Cami and Chloe and their first joint mission is to try and find where Alicia (who is still unaware that she has been caught out) stashed the Bananas but they fail miserably after they spend most of the time giggling and farting about ‘what if they get caught?’ 

With the mission aborted Michelle confronts her face to face and explains it’s not fair to steal and hide food. 

Bananagate continues for hours and Cami asks why Alicia she felt the need to steal food, instead of just asking for it? Because she would have given her, her banana. 

Alexander tries to change the subject and states that Alicia doesn’t look old enough to have a 19 year old daughter. Which works but when Cami asks how old she was when she had her daughter, Alicia storms off. 

Cue tears in the diary room, from Alicia who feels that ‘Some people’ have been working their way around the group, trying to get a rise out of people and now it seems to be her turn. Alicia you may have had a valid point IF YOU HADN’T STOLEN FOOD in the first place.

In the end though everyone makes up, Cami apologises to Alicia and Alicia apologises to Katie who makes a massive thing out of accepting it. 

The Katie, Cami & Chloe Clique (from now on will be known as the KCC Clique) have a bitch fest in the bedroom and are joined by Michelle who gives all the gossip on Alicia. Katie ends the conversation by saying if Alicia wasn’t so dumb she’d leave her alone. Well done Katie nothing like proving you are a bully. 

And so it is time for the BB Live twist, early in the day the housemates were told that they would be taking part in a game and drew straws as to who would go first. So Nadia is up first and has to reveal a tree that holds apples, each with a picture of a housemate on. 

Nadia is told she now has immunity from the next eviction and removes her own pic. She now has to select the pic of the person she would also like to save from being up for eviction. She picks Patsy and so it continues: 

Patsy saves Perez

Alexander saves Calum

Calum saves Michelle

Michelle saves Katie

Katie saves Kav

Kav saves Alicia

Alicia saves Cheggars

Cheggars saves Chloe

Which leaves Cami up in the next public eviction or is it.

But before I go on, am I the only one that thinks some of these were weird / unexpected  saves. Either BB is cutting it so that we don’t see some of the friendships that are being formed OR some serious strategic game play has already started. Given all the action in the house, over such a short period, nothing would surprise me. 

But I’ve not told you the best bit of the ‘Game’. Cami is called to the diary room  (which is broadcast live to the rest of the house) and told that she is intact not up for the public vote but now the Queen of the Fairies. The bigger twist is that Cami is now immune from the next eviction and all the other housemates are up for eviction unless she chooses some to also be saved. And BB warns there is more to come, with this twist.

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Where do I start, oh yer my rant about "Bell End" Perez, get a grip man!!

He's such a game player telling Patsy that what she said could be racist. He really is trying to get under everyone's skin. 

Did BB design that yellow head gear for the task after Bell End Perez, I think they are reading this blog and thought what would be a good design, I know lets try to make a Bell End hat for our task.

Kavana and Alexander writing a song, that's funny as Kavana (one hit wonder) can't sing, Alexander is an R&B legend but maybe songwriting is not for him as he did have the best writers and producers do it for him back in the 80s.

Now lets get back to Ken the racist, sexist little gimp of a man.

Calling Patsy a scrubber, Alexander a negro, Cami a slut and telling Chloe she asked for that pervert to open her gown, this man is unbelievable. If he's got a daughter and she was raped would he than say she asked for it because she was wearing a short skirt and make up.

Glad he's gone!!!!

Got to say Alicia is coming across very normal, I do like her.

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