CBB And Cracks Begin To Crumble Fri 16th

CBB 2015 - Fri 16th Episode inc. Live Eviction

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Tonight there will not only be a Live Eviction but also a NEW HOUSEMATE GOING IN! 

In the meantime lets see what the housemates have been getting up to.

Over breakfast Katie, Michelle, Perez and Alicia are trying to rehash the Katie & Alicia arguments.And whilst Alicia tries to argue her case, she just never gets up to any decent speed with it. 

Katie got very totes emosh when Cami, Chloe and Michelle paid her a compliment and gave her hugs. She continues with the tears in the diary room too. Maybe she's sprung a leak?!

Perez has misgivings that his biggest enemy is Katie but he has no idea, that there are 3 sisters that have a target on his back. 

Bless Kav, he is trying to warn Alicia against falling in with Perez because Kav genuinely cares about her and has been her buddy, but she stabs Kav straight in the back by running straight to Nadia and Perez. 

Chloe has a master plan to use against Perez, if she stays in, she will become mini me Perez. The Nemisis he doesn't even know exists.

The clap of thunder and musical statues signals the first part of the eviction process, the two housemates with the highest number of votes and therefore safe are Michelle & Alicia. Which leaves Alexander and Chloe to go head to head. 

With Chloe's more bitchy side making a bigger appearance , I don't fancy her chances against Katie Price - if she is going in! 

Back to what else happened yesterday......

....The fucking Perez show continues in the Garden and in the meantime the bitchiness towards Alicia steps up its game. Callum tries to umpire the girls and even Michelle has cause to speaks to all of them as if they are 10 years old and she is matron. Perez is completely oblivious to whats going on and continues with his sideshow .... all that wasted effort. 

Michelle and Callum then go to the diary room to complain about Perez' *sexually explicit* behaviour in the garden, in his pants. Bless Michelle she is in tears because she feels his carry on has set back LGBT rights campaigning back years with just tonight and not all the rest of his crap. Don't worry Michelle we know that's not the behaviour of a Gay Man but an Insane Man. 

HANG ON - WHERE THE FUCK HAS KATIE HOPKINS BEEN WHILST ALL THIS WAS GOING ON?!

*Stop Press* Chloe is the first CBB housemate to be evicted in 2015 and I think last nights behaviour didn't help her cause. I think, however, the public have saved her from Katie Price. *Stop Press*

Now the moment we have all been waiting for, an empty bed to be filled. Celebrity Housemate No.15 is Katie Price and she can't stop crying already. She's dressed as a Disney Princess and ready to rumble with Katie Hopkins. 

Emma Willis has given Katie Price a Magic Wand and BB will giving her further instructions on how to use when she gets in the house. 

On entering the house Katie P had to banish 3 people to the gilded cage for the duration of the ball tonight. Before she selected her 3, she said she'd be watching the show but wanted to judge everyone on how she finds them in the house now and asks they do they same of her. With that she banished Perez - because the house needs a fucking rest. Cami - because she needs to sort her shit out with Perez and Nadia because she knows she is a strong woman. 

This could be everything we hope and SO SO SO MUCH MORE 

Sonikmummy

CBB Perez, Perez, Perez - Wed 14th

CBB 2015 - Wed 14th Episode

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Alicia starts her day by pulling Katie aside for calling her cruel as a mother and states that some people could view Katie is cruel mother with her actions. Katie apologises to Alicia for the comment but Alicia just can't leave it and continues poking.

Cami Li tells Patsy that Alicia is doing her squats wrong, just so that she can grass her up about having fat injections in her bum. Patsy just pisses herself laughing,especially when she hears Alicia admitted to loving rehab because the food is really healthy.

Where does Alicia get her money from? I need to Google that later. 

The hot topic is Cheggars effectively being Switzerland because whenever there is a dispute or uproar he walks out the room. Meanwhile the man himself is in the diary room having a heart to heart (and a tear) with BB because he missing his family. 

We see a repeat of last nights live eviction game, that lead to Cami being left on the tree and therefore seemed to be up for eviction. 

*Evil Laughter* 

But BB had a surprise twist up his sleeve which he reveals is that he will, in fact, be making Cami Queen of the Fairies and therefore immune from the next public vote and Cami has the last laugh when she hears all the other housemates are up for eviction. 

As Cami leaves the diary room and the housemates are told to all rise for their Queen, Perez appears to have lost something up Cami's arse, he's so far up it. 

There is fallout from the nominations, because Cami and Chloe were left to the end. The main sticking point in particular is that Patsy didn't pick either of them despite being 'BFFs' from the start and instead she picked Perez'

The group quickly divides straight down the middle, on one side the Butt Kissers and on the other side are the ones pointing them out. 

Perez takes himself further up Cami's Ass (I think I can see his head poking up in her throat) when he whispers that he didn't deliberately not save Cami (his Miami sister) but picked Alexander because no one else would save him. 

Perez is like a bee going from gossip flower to gossip flower. And there is a tug of love between Chloe & Cami and Perez, all fighting over Nadia and Patsy. Both sides are 

convinced the other is being manipulated. 

What none of the house have realised yet is that Nadia & Patsy are the biggest game players, after all they are long term ultimate BB fans.

Surprisingly Cami picks Perez as King of Fairies but she plays the game perfectly, she has fulfilled the BB specification of someone that will make Fairy mischief but also given Perez enough rope to hang himself too.

And it's not long before he is when he tells Cami that she should have "faux lesbian ways" with one of the girls in the house, cos that's what the British public will love. Cami goes all street on him and then Nadia calls him on it. She makes him go and apologise, which sends him into floods of tears AGAIN!

Michelle sums it perfectly, in the diary room, She gets less drama from 20 Drag Queens than she does from living with Perez. 

Sonikmummy