CBB Live Surprise Eviction - Mon 2nd

CBB 2015 - Mon 2nd Episode 

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Tonight's CBB was a whooping 2 hours long and presented by both Emma & Rylan, this has the potential to be amazing! 

The evil twist tonight is the live Bombshell that when this weeks nominations are announced to the house, they go straight to the public vote for a housemate to be pulled out live by Emma. 

First we need to catch up with with what happened in the house yesterday: 

Perez is throwing beans at the wall and Katie H describes him as the child at school that didn't get his ADHD meds and then says that she doesn't believe ADHD exists. Much to her detriment as Katie P's son has it and Cami & Michelle have been diagnosed with it. Then Perez says something about not having a hoover and having to use Katie H's nose as one, which leads to the Perez & Katie H row that has been much overdue and results in Perez saying something to his detriment when he compares his ostracising to that of Aids Victims in the 80's which really riles Michelle who has lost over 20 friends to Aids

The housemates are due to get their letters from home and are separated into four groups of two. They will go head to head in pairs and will have 30 second in which to press the button to save their letter. If they do press the button their opponents will lose their letters. If neither group presses the button then both pairs will lose their letters.

Perez & Katie P versus Michelle & Katie H - Perez & Pricey decided to not push the button because they want Michelle to get hers. Michelle wants to press to get her letter but Katie H convinces her that its a BB twist and that they won't lose there their letters. So neither pair got their letter.

Next was Calum & Cami versus Keith & Kav and it was clear from the start that Cami was going to press the button no matter what and there was going to be no competition from Kav & Keith because they knew how much Cami needed her letter. Cheggars also made the point that a letter from his family, at this stage, would probably make him feel worse. 

Calum tried to persuade Cami that if no one presses the button, then it means that they all don't get a letter so that is fair all round and for the greater good but she was having none of it. After the task Calum went to the diary room to ask if Michelle could get hers instead of him but they denied that request. 

Michelle goes to the diary room to discuss the letter task and says that Cami was selfish for pressing the button but she understands why Cami did it. 

Calum got his letter, from his mum, and it was a poem by Kipling 'IF' and it touched a lot of the housemates. Cami was also from her mum and it had everyone in tears.

Back to tonight, and the housemates not only find out who is up for nominations but get to see the diary room footage of the nominations. 

The following are up for Nominations Katie P, Cami, Cheggars and Perez (Eternally up for nominations). Kav says something interesting that he wanted to put someone else up for eviction but BB wouldn't let him ??? Anyway they still don't know there is going to be an evictions tonight.

Now for the rest of yesterdays news....

Perez tells Calum that he thinks his mother was telling Calum a code in the poem. Michelle and Katie H are crying in the toilet, which makes Cami feel guilty but still doesn't regret passing the button. 

The house is still dissecting the letters from home task and shock horror Katie H admits that she stitched everyone up with her theory about if they all didn't press the button. 

And now for the last bit of live action...

BB has gone back to the house to let the nominees stand up and give their reasons for viewers to save them. To be honest they were all pretty lame and nothing was said that wasn't expected. The journalists in with Rylan comment that Cami is Trailer Trash and always will be, they also call Perez limelight vacuum.

The housemates still don't know tonight is a live eviction and its now time for Emma to go into the house and it's Cami she is dragging out. No proper goodbyes just a quick wave as she is hauled out behind Emma.

Everyone is shocked, not that Cami has gone but that there was a surprised eviction tonight and that Emma came into the house to do it. 

In her post eviction interview Cami admits that going into the house she was really excited to meet Perez because she has been reading his blog for years but on meeting him disliked him pretty much right away.

On speaking about Calum she says that she already knew him before the show and that they are just friends.

Wednesday will be last eviction before the final and TWO people, all housemates are up for eviction now.

CBB Live Eviction Results - Fri 30th

CBB 2015 - Fri 30th Episode 

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It's Friday's live eviction and up for the public vote is Nadia, Perez, Katie H and Cheggars but before we find out who goes and who stays, let's see what happened yesterday in the house. 

Two faced Katie H is talking crap to Cheggars about how if Perez hadn't been awarded eternal nomination, Cheggars wouldn't have even been up eviction. No Katie H he wouldn't have been up for nomination if you hadn't planted the seed in the house. 

Katie H and Katie P have barney about what Pricey said during face to face nominations. Katie P doesn't back down and goes straight for the jugular and Katie H is very offended that Pricey said she hogs the limelight and then does the very same thing that she accuses Perez of doing.... walks out the room because she's not winning the argument. 

BB throws a party for the Nominees and the first things I noticed was that Katie H has yet another sparkly dress, there must be a national shortage of sequins now, and that Calum didn't seem to dance once. Everyone had a lovely time and got on for once. 

Nadia has a moment about missing her family, surprisingly it's Cami that gives her a hug and drunk Kav gets stuck with Perez and his Perez show 'How great am I" spiel. Then whilst the ladies are applying their fake tan, Kav comes into the bedroom to repeat back the conversation and cause up roar before bedtime. 

So the vote lines are closed and we find out who is safe and who is going home.  Nadia is out and for a couple of secs she's not sure if she's saved or going, because they changed the announcement format. Perez is crying like a bitch and when the doors open Nadia has mad moment screaming at the top of her lungs that she loves her family.

The first question that Emma asked was "How does it feel to go into cheers and leave to boos" and Nadia very matter of factually says she has always been a very like able person and people know that. 

Nadia agrees that Katie H is getting very tactical in the house. She says that the public need to get Perez out so that everyone can see what Katie H really is like. She also thinks that a lot of the housemates are scared of her because she has a Sun column.

Monday will be a live two hour special with Emma & Rylan, when one of the housemates will be leaving the house when Emma goes into the house to physically pull them out. 

Sonikmummy

CBB - Same Old, Same Old Wed 28th

CBB 2015 - Wed 28th Episode 

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Katie H has stress and storms out because Keith is telling people about his ingrowing bum hair hole, after Katie P mentions her boob hole. Yeah I don't understand it either but apparently he's always talking about himself and that pisses Katie H off. 

In the snug Katie H & Michelle are bitching about Katie P, more so Katie H who thinks it's all 'Pricey' act. Michelle is more diplomatic in saying she expected a big loud diva but instead she's very much a girl next door. Meanwhile unbeknown to them she is telling Nadia that she is a very boring person, she just sits at home eating and watching telly until she has to go out and work. 

So Patsy left in the live eviction, which meant Perez went back into the house. Nadia could not believe her eyes, as she was the only one that believed that he had actually walked. Katie H couldn't be any more fucked off PMSL and just keeps repeating "Will everyone just get their head out of Perez' arse". 

Cami gets all Ghetto in the diary room, mainly because we are seeing 'Night time' Cami but also because she is talking about Perez.

Michelle is crying in the bedroom, because she feels Perez is giving a false view of the LGBT community but then it comes down to what it's really about and that's that she could be up against him in the final 3 and lose out to him. Yes, that's right, Michelle think she is going right through to the final and has done so since the beginning. I can't tell if that's a ballsy task to set yourself or plain old narcissism. 

Kav has had a little bit too much to drink and is all argumentative in Nadia's face, and then is shocked  when she argues back. He then continues to shout "Left Wing" in her direction for the rest of tonight.

Perez then tells Nadia what Callum said about her 'Heavy' cooking, which then leads to an argument with Callum but it doesn't stop there. She has a go at Katie H too, for being two faced. This is the Nadia that Patsy stopped us from seeing (because she was looking after her friend) but I think it's the housemate the housemate needs. The other housemates are shocked at her behaviour though and that is in part because when they confront Perez what he has said about them, Perez sugarcoats it so it looks like she is over reacting. 

Perez and Katie H fall into their old familiar groove, shouting over each over and it's tedious already. He'd be better suited to confronting other people and admitting what he has already told others he has said. 

It's gone midnight and Perez is doing his 'Perez show' dance in his pants for the mirrors. Katie P and Cheggars are hiding out in the diary room, because of all the argument madness, they don't dare look at anyone in case they get drawn into it.  

Sonikmummy

CBB - Live Eviction and Re-Homing Tue 27th

CBB 2015 - Tue 27th Episode 

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As well as a public vote tonight, BB has a (possible) evil twist for the Perez show, he will be going back into the house tonight but viewers will also vote tonight as to whether he gets a free pass to the final or is up for all evictions from here on out.

Before we find out who is going home tonight, in the 3rd eviction of the series, lets see what's been going on.

Cami gives Katie P a dirty look in the bedroom and Katie P tells her if she has a problem with her then she should be saying it to her face. Cami has no witty, bend and snap comeback. Never underestimate the Pricey.

As BB's Puppet Master Perez gets to grill Katie H in the diary under the guise of Viewers questions. Katie H says she is pleased that Perez walked as it showed the coward that he is. He also had her doing a bird impression. 

Perez got to take some fresh air in the garden, whilst the housemates are unwittingly shuttered inside. How he manages to keep his voice at a whisper I do not know. 

Patsy confides in the diary room that although she has enjoyed the house and made some life long friends, 3 week has been more than enough.

Calum and Cami discuss their 'Friendship' in the Kitchen which makes Patsy and Nadia confide in each other that they hope Cami doesn't go home.

Meanwhile cabin fever is effecting the nominees and Perez, it's just dawned on him that Nadia may be voted out because of her actions in protecting him.

Emma is in front of the house and the 3rd person to be evicted from CBB 2015 is Patsy, despite not stop chants of "Get Cami" out. Patsy is so pleased to be leaving I don't think she even said a proper goodbye to Nadia.

The two housemates that had the most votes (to be saved) were Nadia and Katie H.

Patsy confirms that she is overjoyed to be out and feels like 21 years not 21 days. She thought everyone must have voted for her but when she is shown their reasons she looks a little hurt. Patsy says she is very different person to who she was 5-10 years ago so she didn't want to get involved in other peoples arguments. 

She has a lot of love and respect for Cami and she says that she did confront Katie H about her toe curling comments about the North. 

Patsy says that Nadia is a really lovely strong person and compromised herself by sticking up for Alicia and Perez. She then finds out that Perez is still in a secret room and about to go back in the house Patsy just shrieks "What the Fuck!"

Perez is now in the diary room with a bottle of Prossecco in his hand and BB is showing him and the rest of the house, via the big screen, whats been going on. Katie H looks like she accidentally stuck her finger up a dogs arse and takes herself off to the Kitchen to sulk and Cami looks like she might burst into flames. 

Emma then speaks to the house and to tell Perez his fate at the hands of the viewers. He has been cursed with eternal nominations and there for is up for eviction for the rest of the remaining evictions. Katie H is still not impressed and looks like she may have just smelt one of Patsy's farts. 

CBB - The Truth About Perez Mon 26th

CBB 2015 - Mon 26th Episode 

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Perez is still talking about walking, even first thing in the morning and he tells Patsy that he doesn't need the money so can easily just leave; before he goes to the diary room to tell them for the 100th time he wants to go. Once he's been in there a while he says everything is telling him to quit but he doesn't think its a good idea. 

Possibly because they are fed up with him coming to diary room every five minutes, BB devises a task for Perez to go back into the house and 'stage' a his own walk about before he goes into a secret room, in order to become the BB Puppet Master of the house. 

As he begins to pack his bags, Katie H is antagonising him until she can't bear to not go and be smug, that he is leaving, to the the rest of the housemates. He then storms into the garden and leaves through the fire exit.

Katie H is bitching about the Perez tweet to Michelle but she is having none of it and is actually sticks up for both Nadia and Perez. Then after Perez leaves Katie H is then saying that the tweet was all about perspective and he let it get to him.

As the housemates discuss him walking and his state of mind, Perez listens to everything they say about him. He also gets to watch everyone make their nominations, which go as follows:

Calum - Nadia because she was friends with Perez
             Patsy because she doesn't deal with the stress well

Keith - Patsy because she goes on about how awful it all is
           Kav because he likes a drink and had the other day he told him to fuck off

Katie P - Patsy doesn't like to get involved in anything
               Cami is not a consistent person from day to night

Perez accurately predicts the next housemate to nominate 

Cami - Patsy fed up with hearing peace and love
           Nadia as great as she is, she is too negative

Nadia - Katie H Too Black and White
            Patsy because she wakes Nadia up between 5-6am

Michelle - Patsy, she loves her but she's not in the room mentally
                 Nadia because she has control issues

Patsy - Katie H because she doesn't like living with her opinions
            Nadia because she clashes with Katie H and she can't live like that 

Kav - Patsy because she doesn't bring anything to the house
          Nadiam, a Wonderful woman but made him feel guilty for not speaking to him 

Katie H - Patsy because she believes in peace and love but tired of living with Yoyko Ono 
                Katie P because she doesn't side with anyone and or have any strong opinions

Katie P is explaining that a driver and a carer take Harvey to his special school in London, everyday, and that the government pay for that because he has special needs. she is thankful for that because it would cost £1000 a day otherwise. Katie H asks why she doesn't pay for it out of her own money, as she must be able to pay for it. Katie P reply is excellent, She doesn't know how much she is going to earn each year, it can vary drastically AND she pays her taxes on the money she does make so why shouldn't she except help for Harvey.

Katie P and Nadia discuss how arguments start and Katie P says she has seen how certain people push other people buttons in order to get an argument out of it. She said it was hard to remain calm when Katie H was trying to argue with her about Harvey's care.

Katie H, Nadia and Patsy are up for nomination but Perez has to pick one other from Kav, Cami and Katie P (they all tied with one vote each). He picks his favourite mean girl Cami Li. 

Housemates are told they will face nomination and Cami does not take the news well, on the other end of the spectrum is Nadia and Patsy who are over the moon to up for the public vote. I wonder though, if after a couple of days without Perez, they'll still be so keen to leave. 

Cami Li thinks she knows who nominated her because they couldn't look her in the eye and her ranting continues until Patsy & Nadia get her up singing and dancing. Nadia has had her first drink in ages and everyone is excited to see new fun her, everyone that is except for uber bitch Katie H.

Sonikmummy

CBB - Evicton Re-Cap Sat 24th & Shopping Task / Bitchfest Sun 25th

CBB 2015 - Sat 24th & Sun 25th Episode 

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Saturday 24th

Friday and there is pre-eviction chatter between Alicia, Nadia, Perez, Katie P, Kav and Calum about leaving the house to boos or cheers. 

Katie H has meanwhile been passing judge and jury on her other housemates, whilst sitting with Michelle.

Kav - Doesn't even want to be in the entertainment industry.

Patsy - Hypochondria

Katie P - Just wants to find a man to love her forever

Calum - Wants the British public to forgive him for his past playboy antics

Alicia - Has body issues & desperate for a man 

Nadia - Still not happy with her weight.

Cheggars - you don't become an alcoholic 

Perez - Narcissistic

Calum starts bitching with Katie H & Michelle about Katie P putting him up on for eviction as the least entertaining (Katie H informed him of that) and he says well "fuck me that I don't want to tell everybody 35,000 times a day".

Michelle slips off to advises Katie P to stop talking about her exes and just start letting people get to know about her.

Meanwhile it becomes clear that to the boys that Katie H has been stirring, so Calum asks Katie P to confirm whether or not she did say he was the least entertaining. They kiss and make up and Katie H has to find another argument to stoke.

Alicia goes to the diary room to discuss why she wants to stay in the house and she says she feels like she has grown stronger as a person and improved in her confidence. The bit that lets her down is "What else will you bring to the BB house if you stay" and her answer is  Honesty & Friendship. Lovely for the outside world but not entertaining for the house and viewing public.

Cheggars is called to the diary room for a secret mission to make the house laugh with jokes but whilst he is in the diary room, a message comes up on the lounge screen to 

tell the rest of the house that the real mission is for the house mates NOT to laugh. It is cringe worthy to watch but just like a car crash, couldn't stop watching.

Katie H asks if Patsy if she would walk if she'd still got her pay cheque. Patsy says of course she would but then Katie H can't stop asking the same question, over and over. Clearly she wants to break Patsy and then when Patsy just walks away Katie H announces to the rest of the room that she can't get a straight answer from her. 

Nadia feels she can't vent about Katie H's Perez obsession because she doesn't want to whinge about it to anyone else because if Katie H hears she'll kick off, not only at Nadia but also the person she was confiding in. 

Eviction time soon comes around and Alicia is 2nd to leave the house, although they booed when Emma said her name, she actually left to at least as many cheers as boos.

Her departure has mixed reactions within the house, Cheggars bursts into tears as he is worried about her. Katie H is a sudden fan and thought they'd keep her in because she was ballsy and says she can't believe Alicia lost out to Perez. 

Cami and Calum have a falling out because he told her not to be wound up by Perez and just all be adults. Cami  accuses him of censoring her but it's all blown over after 5 mis and we are back to Tits & Touching.

Kav worries that Nadia is getting exhausted by Perez and she admits that sometimes she sits with him because otherwise he's on his own, because she won't allow that. Nadia is being a proper mummy for him.

Perez has been walking about in his dinosaur pants most of the night and has also added a wig. He says if he didn't have son he wouldn't be acting like this. Jesus, if this is how he acts knowing his kid could see it....... 

Sunday 24th

In this weeks shopping task has the been hacked and first up BB shows the housemates video clips of them bitching about each other. 

BB needs the housemates to help take the hacked system back by re-booting. 

When a corrupt audio file is played, the housemate that said that it has to own up and explain why they said it. 

First up is Perez saying that Calum has given everything he can give to the house so would probably go Friday.

Next was Calum bitching about Perez and his manipulation of BB and the rule book.

Perez runs straight off to the diary room, claiming that he won't forgive and he definitely won't forget. He is however surprised to hear what has been being said about him and it's due to brainwashing by Katie H. 

'Showmance' is word that is now often the word that follows anything said about Calum & Cami. 

Nadia informs Perez that she is the only one that likes him, which appears to actually shock him. Then Patsy says that he is compromising Nadia's happiness in the house.

The next task involves Nadia, Perez and Cami must complete the circuit by deciding who would come top in a public poll of the following

Most Two Faced - Perez / Correct

Most Sincere - Nadia / Calum

Most Genuine - Patsy / Michelle 

Most Boring - Kav / Correct 

Least Trustworthy - Kav / Cami Li

Most Entertaining - Katie H / Correct 

Most Unhygienic - Kav / Perez

Least Self-obsessed - Keith / Correct 

Failed the task because they don't get all 8 right.

Nadia and Katie H have huge a row about being manipulated by Perez and said that Nadia agreed with everything in the task that Perez said. Michelle however is on Nadia's side saying that she had said a number of times during the task that she disagreed with Perez a number of times. 

This then leads to Perez and Cami screaming and calling each other a bitch. Patsy drags Cami into the bedroom and Perez runs to the diary room to congratulate himself and tell the British public he doesn't give a shit what they think of him.

Michelle confronts Perez on his arduous task of antagonising the whole house. His excuse is that KH says hurtful things about so many people. Michelle tries to encourage him to approach Katie H and just talk to her. He finally admits it's all gone "shit to the walls" but doesn't know how to sort it. 

In the next task Calum, Kav and Katie P have to wear memory helmets then watch a bitching show reel, which not only include clips from the house but comments from viewers. They then have to answer a question each about what they have watched. They get the answers right and pass the task but the arguments get worse.

Cami is pissed at Perez' comments about her 'friendship' with Calum and her 'boyfriend'.

Perez accuses BB of using a fake tweet, that said mean things about him. He talks to BB via the Camera's and mirrors about how when he leaves the house he will be telling everyone the real TRUTH.

They win the luxury shopping budget because they passed 2 of the 3 tasks. Me thinks these shopping tasks are too easy. 

Finally it wouldn't be the end of an hour without Perez shouting 'It's the Perez show featuring Katie Hopkins' and him going into the diary room for a rage, again at BB, saying "Fuck you and your mothers" and "Fuck you and your fathers".

Sonikmummy

CBB Perez & Katie Are New BFF's Oh Sorry That Was a Dream Thu 22nd

CBB 2015 - Thu 22nd Episode 

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Day 15 already!  

Kav is awake and before his eyes are even fully open he is immediately apologetic for the vodka making him so aggressive and says that he plans to apologise ASAP to Cheggars.

Meanwhile Cheggars is in the diary room saying he knows it was only the drink talking yesterday and  then he has his weekly tears because he is missing his wife. 

Kav apologises to Cheggars for being so aggressive and they both offer some passive aggressive advice. 

Alicia is complaining to Cheggars that she is uncomfortable with Katie P constant talk about sex and bodily functions, and he agrees that he finds he is embarrassed by it too. But let's be honest Alicia if you had anything worth talking about - you would too!

Alicia & Perez gossip to Nadia about Cami and Calum and the possibility of it going further, they are both of the opinion that if Calum was really interested he would have made a proper move by now. Actually guys it's because Calum has always been a gentleman deep down and he's not not the scoundrel was when he was drinking and daft after his dad died. As for the idea that Cami's boyfriend has dumped her already.....well bitches I've seen no scandalous Kiss & Tells from him so I think they're still a couple, just maybe with somethings they need to talk through.

Perez is leading an acting class, why you'd encourage his screaming and performing? I don't know but they do and then of course an hour or later it all hits the fan. In the form of the Big Brother Big Debate Task:

The panel debate group comprised of Katie H, Nadia, Michelle, and Perez. The rest of the housemates are allowed to ask questions and contribute their views.

1. Do Celebrities that have plastic surgery set a good example? 

Katie H makes the expected views known and Nadia has similar views just as not as acidic.  Katie P makes a good argument that people should only do it for themselves and that the age you can have plastic surgery to be raised from 18 to 21. 

2. Is remaining neutral a good thing or a weakness? 

Katie H thinks it's a weakness, Nadia thinks it's just the way some people are and predictably Keith takes this item as personal attack 

3. Are there any real friendships in the house?

Perez is first to announce that he has made 3 lifelong friends already - Alicia, Patsy and Nadia. It all then kicks off  and Patsy comes out from her corner fighting (as she does) telling Alicia that she's not going to change Katie H and nor vice versa, so why don't people just start trying to get along so that everyone can start enjoying the experience. 

4. Does anyone in the house take themselves too seriously? 

There was an audible cringe when BB read that question out. 

Michelle doesn't think anyone takes themselves too seriously but instead some take things too personally.

And then finally the much predicted  Katie H & Perez show kicks off and everyone just sits back and watches the it all unfold AGAIN. Katie P tries her UN peacekeeper bit but she can't even be heard & then Nadia gets on her high horse.

Nadia storms off and Patsy runs off after her, trying to keep the promise she made that she wouldn't let Nadia become a screaming fishwife at Katie H. 

Katie P is worried about what the viewing public are thinking of her and Michelle advises that it's not worth worrying about until you hear your name read out on an eviction night and the crowd cheer or boo. Good advice.

Patsy is on the verge of a nervous & physical breakdown, and is practically sitting in the corner rocking.

The show ends with Calum ranting that he is finding it hard to keep his cool around Perez now but can't bear the thought of him losing (by going first) to a 'baddie' like Perez. I think Calum could earn even more fans by telling Perez to STFU.

On a little side note, I saw Alexander O'Neal on the Wright Stuff this morning and I know make up and stuff but he looked so much better and a lot younger! Bless Him.

Sonikmummy

CBB Cadet Shopping Task Mon 19th

CBB 2015 - Mon 19th Episode 

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Housemates are waking up to not only Shopping Task but a new regime, as BB Cadets and BB has appointed Katie H as the Cadet Leader Red Pigeon.

The seating area has been turned into a camp fire circle with logs replacing the sofas and all  the 'normal' food has been removed as the housemates will be eating 'cadet'  food.

Katie H admits to BB that she will be victimising certain people (Alicia & Perez) under the guise of a legitimate task.

The first task badges are to be earned by two Cadets who must carry out good deeds for others.

The chosen ones are Perez who has to sit on the Naughty Step & not speak or attract any attention and Nadia who must clean the bath with a toothbrush. Both of them passed the task by completing their deeds to Red Pigeons standard.

Perez goes to the diary room to discuss Katie H as Red Pigeon, and he thinks that she is jealous of him because he's more entertaining and dramatic. He's even started talking about himself in the 3rd person.

Cami Li and Calum discuss Alicia eating with her mouth open and looking like a surprised Raptor

Katie P asks Alicia why she doesn't have any money now and apparently an ex-boyfriend cut her off and then the supplier for her business went bust and she lost everything - house, car etc. I really need to Google Alicia before she leaves the house.

Next task is for the housemates to fill rubbish and recycling bins with trash using only head funnels. Michelle and Katie P were exempt from the task on medical grounds but even they were dry heaving from the smell and they were some distance from the task zone. Katie H was surprisingly encouraging and helpful.

Thankfully they passed the task and earned their environmental badges.

The final part of the shopping task is for the housemates to earn their Honesty Badges by taking the honesty stick and offer honest advice to another housemate. Only the housemate holding the stick can talk.

Katie H offered Perez her advice - No  matter how you behave, you shouldn't run away and straight to the diary room but instead take ownership of the consequences. Live by the sword, die by the sword. His reply was "I don't like using weapons".

Nadia spoke to Katie H - she had enjoyed working with her on today's tasks and had judged Katie on what she heard about her before going into the house. She wants them to start a fresh page with each other. Katie H's reply was that she likes the power of the words.

Cheggars advised Patsy to stop apologising for everything because she's bloody brilliant. Patsy's reply was very defensive and said it's because she constantly feels like she is on egg shells.

Michelle spoke to Cami that she worries about how her behaviour perceived when she drinks . Cami said it's house that makes her drink and she is who she is

Perez asks Keith to continue to bring much needed laughter to the house.

Alicia offered Perez friendly advice and not to not self destruct with his own behaviour. Perez offered a reply to the whole house "Wait till you all watch this back".

Katie P spoke to Katie H, in the same way that Nadia did, she felt that she was opinionated in a nasty way on the outside but since coming into the house they've talked about normal things, she has a heart and is family orientated. Katie H's reply was that people still haven't realised that compliments are her Achilles Heel.

And THANK GOD they've passed the shopping task and earned the luxury shopping budget, because I don't know how this house would cope if you added basic food rations into the mix too. 

Later on Keith & Alicia discuss how Perez has behaved really well today but Kav is quick to point out that it only an act and Calum agrees. Meanwhile Perez is having some sort of  sugar hype in the bathroom - looking at himself in the mirror the whole time and talking about himself in the 3rd person AGAIN.

BB reveals this weeks nominations to the Housemates and the four that will be facing the public vote are Nadia, Alicia, Katie H, and Perez but what they don't know is that there won't be an eviction on Tuesday but there nominations will be rolled over to Friday eviction(s).

Alicia is clearly totally unaware of her environment, as she is shocked that people have put her up for nomination. She is now paranoid about who voted for her but the cogs seem to be slowly turning as she tries to work it out and a couple of hours later she thinks it might have been Calum, Michelle and Cami because she sides with those who other don't approve of and  because she wouldn't join their gang.

In her wisdom she decides to confronts Calum and then is offended when he says yes he did. Alicia and Calum are then in trouble for breaking the BB rules for discussing nomination but their punishment has not been revealed yet.

Kav calls Perez out for being afraid of the real Mario (Perez' real name) is.


Katie P asks Calum if he finds Cami attractive, which he does and a bit later they both have a touchy feely sesh but Calum reminds her she has a boyfriend and she said no my 'sister' and then she got defensive saying yeah well you have a 'brother'. See I spotted that code from the very start!

Sonikmummy

CBB And Cracks Begin To Crumble Fri 16th

CBB 2015 - Fri 16th Episode inc. Live Eviction

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Tonight there will not only be a Live Eviction but also a NEW HOUSEMATE GOING IN! 

In the meantime lets see what the housemates have been getting up to.

Over breakfast Katie, Michelle, Perez and Alicia are trying to rehash the Katie & Alicia arguments.And whilst Alicia tries to argue her case, she just never gets up to any decent speed with it. 

Katie got very totes emosh when Cami, Chloe and Michelle paid her a compliment and gave her hugs. She continues with the tears in the diary room too. Maybe she's sprung a leak?!

Perez has misgivings that his biggest enemy is Katie but he has no idea, that there are 3 sisters that have a target on his back. 

Bless Kav, he is trying to warn Alicia against falling in with Perez because Kav genuinely cares about her and has been her buddy, but she stabs Kav straight in the back by running straight to Nadia and Perez. 

Chloe has a master plan to use against Perez, if she stays in, she will become mini me Perez. The Nemisis he doesn't even know exists.

The clap of thunder and musical statues signals the first part of the eviction process, the two housemates with the highest number of votes and therefore safe are Michelle & Alicia. Which leaves Alexander and Chloe to go head to head. 

With Chloe's more bitchy side making a bigger appearance , I don't fancy her chances against Katie Price - if she is going in! 

Back to what else happened yesterday......

....The fucking Perez show continues in the Garden and in the meantime the bitchiness towards Alicia steps up its game. Callum tries to umpire the girls and even Michelle has cause to speaks to all of them as if they are 10 years old and she is matron. Perez is completely oblivious to whats going on and continues with his sideshow .... all that wasted effort. 

Michelle and Callum then go to the diary room to complain about Perez' *sexually explicit* behaviour in the garden, in his pants. Bless Michelle she is in tears because she feels his carry on has set back LGBT rights campaigning back years with just tonight and not all the rest of his crap. Don't worry Michelle we know that's not the behaviour of a Gay Man but an Insane Man. 

HANG ON - WHERE THE FUCK HAS KATIE HOPKINS BEEN WHILST ALL THIS WAS GOING ON?!

*Stop Press* Chloe is the first CBB housemate to be evicted in 2015 and I think last nights behaviour didn't help her cause. I think, however, the public have saved her from Katie Price. *Stop Press*

Now the moment we have all been waiting for, an empty bed to be filled. Celebrity Housemate No.15 is Katie Price and she can't stop crying already. She's dressed as a Disney Princess and ready to rumble with Katie Hopkins. 

Emma Willis has given Katie Price a Magic Wand and BB will giving her further instructions on how to use when she gets in the house. 

On entering the house Katie P had to banish 3 people to the gilded cage for the duration of the ball tonight. Before she selected her 3, she said she'd be watching the show but wanted to judge everyone on how she finds them in the house now and asks they do they same of her. With that she banished Perez - because the house needs a fucking rest. Cami - because she needs to sort her shit out with Perez and Nadia because she knows she is a strong woman. 

This could be everything we hope and SO SO SO MUCH MORE 

Sonikmummy

CBB The Plot Thickens Tues 13th

CBB 2015 - Tue 13th Episode

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The first CBB live eviction has been cancelled with the removal of Jeremy Jackson and Ken Morley from the House, so Chloe and Alexander are safe …for now. 

What the housemates are not aware of is that BB still wants to turn the house on it’s head and will be giving them a live surprise twist, at the end of the show.

First up for the housemates was for BB to announce that Ken Morley had been removed from the house. The reaction from everyone went from shock (REALLY??) to ecstatic very quickly. 

Everyone that is other than Katie who blames Perez entirely for Ken being removed and feels BB should have removed Perez instead. She also worries that Ken removal will result in people self censoring and no longer saying what they think.

Perez corners Nadia to tell her that he thinks Katie will be the one to take centre stage now and although she doesn’t say it, you can see she’s thinking “WTF, do you have no idea you are effectively a demanding toddler in this house?’

Later on Cheggars asks some of the other housemates what Perez is famous for and Katie pipes up that this is in fact the demise of Perez’ online career but admits she is a fellow troll. 

Nadia points out, in the Dairy Room, that the Katie & Perez situation is really bubbling near the surface now and with all Katie’s goading it won’t be long until Perez bites. 

Along with all his other attention seeking habits, Perez has now taken to carrying around a rabbit statue and kissing it. I’m pretty sure it’s not his personal one, that he bought into the house. He has also started with the talking to BB through his mike. 

Alicia further endears herself to her housemates by explaining her crack pot diet for her 3 year old that involves not letting her daughter to go to parties (Too Sugary) and giving her neighbours ‘Healthy snacks’ to give out to her daughter when she goes trick or treating, NB: This diet is not because her daughter has any intolerances or food allergies.

It also turns out she has a thing for Bananas so when the shopping is delivered (THE VERY FIRST FOOD) to the store, she’s like a rat up a drainpipe and in there stealing Banana’s …. yep you read that right Bananas, maybe she’s a Minion. And she is immediately spotted by Michelle, as she tries to squirrel them off to the bedroom.

A new, perhaps unlikely, clique has formed of Katie, Cami and Chloe and their first joint mission is to try and find where Alicia (who is still unaware that she has been caught out) stashed the Bananas but they fail miserably after they spend most of the time giggling and farting about ‘what if they get caught?’ 

With the mission aborted Michelle confronts her face to face and explains it’s not fair to steal and hide food. 

Bananagate continues for hours and Cami asks why Alicia she felt the need to steal food, instead of just asking for it? Because she would have given her, her banana. 

Alexander tries to change the subject and states that Alicia doesn’t look old enough to have a 19 year old daughter. Which works but when Cami asks how old she was when she had her daughter, Alicia storms off. 

Cue tears in the diary room, from Alicia who feels that ‘Some people’ have been working their way around the group, trying to get a rise out of people and now it seems to be her turn. Alicia you may have had a valid point IF YOU HADN’T STOLEN FOOD in the first place.

In the end though everyone makes up, Cami apologises to Alicia and Alicia apologises to Katie who makes a massive thing out of accepting it. 

The Katie, Cami & Chloe Clique (from now on will be known as the KCC Clique) have a bitch fest in the bedroom and are joined by Michelle who gives all the gossip on Alicia. Katie ends the conversation by saying if Alicia wasn’t so dumb she’d leave her alone. Well done Katie nothing like proving you are a bully. 

And so it is time for the BB Live twist, early in the day the housemates were told that they would be taking part in a game and drew straws as to who would go first. So Nadia is up first and has to reveal a tree that holds apples, each with a picture of a housemate on. 

Nadia is told she now has immunity from the next eviction and removes her own pic. She now has to select the pic of the person she would also like to save from being up for eviction. She picks Patsy and so it continues: 

Patsy saves Perez

Alexander saves Calum

Calum saves Michelle

Michelle saves Katie

Katie saves Kav

Kav saves Alicia

Alicia saves Cheggars

Cheggars saves Chloe

Which leaves Cami up in the next public eviction or is it.

But before I go on, am I the only one that thinks some of these were weird / unexpected  saves. Either BB is cutting it so that we don’t see some of the friendships that are being formed OR some serious strategic game play has already started. Given all the action in the house, over such a short period, nothing would surprise me. 

But I’ve not told you the best bit of the ‘Game’. Cami is called to the diary room  (which is broadcast live to the rest of the house) and told that she is intact not up for the public vote but now the Queen of the Fairies. The bigger twist is that Cami is now immune from the next eviction and all the other housemates are up for eviction unless she chooses some to also be saved. And BB warns there is more to come, with this twist.

Sonikmummy