CBB Last Catch Up This Season - Thu 5th

CBB 2015 - Thu 5th Episode 

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It's the morning before the nights surprise double eviction and the last catch we get before tonight's live final. 

Michelle is in the diary room questioning herself whether Katie H is really her friend and can now clearly see that she has been playing a game but doesn't like that she has been playing people within the house, as pawns. 

Katie H and Perez are in the bedroom (That will be the bedroom that she never slept in - thanks for neglecting to inform us of that)  discussing why everyone is doing their own thing today, and Katie H thinks it is because housemates are no longer depending on votes from each other and it's now everyman for himself for the final

Eamon Holmes is in the task room for CBB News debate. Perez, Cheggars and Katie H are on the panel, with Calum, Katie P and Kav. 

Katie H is asked if she is now being nice to Perez in order to stay in the house, which she denies. Cheggars gets irate about being called 'Switzerland' after he says that he think that Katie H & Perez are the biggest actors in the house. 

Perez has a little stir, knowing that Michelle is feeling unsure of her relationship with Katie H at the moment. Katie H is nearly explodes when Michelle says that if has been playing everyone the whole time, then she deserves to win because she has played the game perfectly. Katie H's reaction is to tell everyone to do one and whilst Calum and Michelle are trying to say that they don't think she has and has been truthful with them, She just keeps shouting over them "Do One". 

As Calum and Kav explain that they have acted as themselves without the need to elbow and climb over people. Katie H also takes this as a personal attack.

James Jordan joins the panel, with Katie P, Calum and Kav. He goes straight for Perez saying he thinks he's absolutely vile.

He tells Katie P that the public might be getting bored because they were expecting more drama. Katie P admits they probably haven't got their moneys worth, as she has been boring. Then Katie H shouts something from the bench and Katie P goes completely off at her swearing and everything. 

Eamon then shows Katie P a show reel of her talking about her sex life, Calum defends her saying in here you have to tell a story a few times in the hope that one of the times it will make the hour show cut, so people can hear your side of the story. Katie P turns to Calum to ask if she is boring when they've been out on the town together. Before he even answers Katie H is shouting "yeah but you're boring in here", that gets Katie P's goat and she calls Katie H "a boring old slag". Go Pricey! 

The panel has changed again and now it's made up of Cheggars, Perez and Michelle. Eamon asks them if they think deserve to win? Michelle's response is that places in the final are deserved they are earned by popularity.

Eamon then asks why Michelle is representing LGBT and she responds that she is in a privileged situation that means she can get across a message that might not otherwise be heard.

Jim Davidson then joins the debate via the telephone to sum up the housemates and his views about each one is: Kav - Has proved he is human, Katie P - She's not dull, Calum - George Best will be proud. Katie H - Wrong footed everyone, Cheggars - Is so likable, Michelle - One of the nicest people to watch ever. 

Cheggars and Perez are talking in the Kitchen, Cheggars says that he saw a lot more of the bad side of certain housemates during the debate and it wasn't pleasant to watch heart strings being pulled. 

The house are gathered in the seating area to hear that the 6th housemate to be evicted is Kav, and Calum looks like a piece of his heart broke when he heard Kav's name. Twenty minutes later, just as Katie P admits she needs a nervous poo, Perez is finally out of the house. Everyone including Cheggars are cheering and fist pumping that he has gone. 

Katie H looks dumbfounded and I think that in her mind she was up against Perez into the final and that if he has gone, there is a chance she'll be next. The other housemates are discussing the very same. 

Katie H is in the diary room, claiming that she feels awkward about being in the final because she has allowed herself to show her nicer side. I don't think she is aware of the meaning of those to words. Then she does her nicer side crocodile tears. 

Everyone is super chuffed that they are in the final and happy that it shows (If you ignore Katie H being one of them) nice people can be winners too. 

The show ends with BB saying Goodnight to the housemates in the bedroom, which quite possibly made them even more happy than finding out they are finalists. 

Sonikmummy

CBB - Same Old, Same Old Wed 28th

CBB 2015 - Wed 28th Episode 

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Katie H has stress and storms out because Keith is telling people about his ingrowing bum hair hole, after Katie P mentions her boob hole. Yeah I don't understand it either but apparently he's always talking about himself and that pisses Katie H off. 

In the snug Katie H & Michelle are bitching about Katie P, more so Katie H who thinks it's all 'Pricey' act. Michelle is more diplomatic in saying she expected a big loud diva but instead she's very much a girl next door. Meanwhile unbeknown to them she is telling Nadia that she is a very boring person, she just sits at home eating and watching telly until she has to go out and work. 

So Patsy left in the live eviction, which meant Perez went back into the house. Nadia could not believe her eyes, as she was the only one that believed that he had actually walked. Katie H couldn't be any more fucked off PMSL and just keeps repeating "Will everyone just get their head out of Perez' arse". 

Cami gets all Ghetto in the diary room, mainly because we are seeing 'Night time' Cami but also because she is talking about Perez.

Michelle is crying in the bedroom, because she feels Perez is giving a false view of the LGBT community but then it comes down to what it's really about and that's that she could be up against him in the final 3 and lose out to him. Yes, that's right, Michelle think she is going right through to the final and has done so since the beginning. I can't tell if that's a ballsy task to set yourself or plain old narcissism. 

Kav has had a little bit too much to drink and is all argumentative in Nadia's face, and then is shocked  when she argues back. He then continues to shout "Left Wing" in her direction for the rest of tonight.

Perez then tells Nadia what Callum said about her 'Heavy' cooking, which then leads to an argument with Callum but it doesn't stop there. She has a go at Katie H too, for being two faced. This is the Nadia that Patsy stopped us from seeing (because she was looking after her friend) but I think it's the housemate the housemate needs. The other housemates are shocked at her behaviour though and that is in part because when they confront Perez what he has said about them, Perez sugarcoats it so it looks like she is over reacting. 

Perez and Katie H fall into their old familiar groove, shouting over each over and it's tedious already. He'd be better suited to confronting other people and admitting what he has already told others he has said. 

It's gone midnight and Perez is doing his 'Perez show' dance in his pants for the mirrors. Katie P and Cheggars are hiding out in the diary room, because of all the argument madness, they don't dare look at anyone in case they get drawn into it.  

Sonikmummy

CBB Weekend Update Sat 24th & Sun 25th PEREZ NEWS!

It was my Wedding Anniversary this weekend, so the Sat & Sun CBB Blog post won't be up until this afternoon. 

What I can tell you though is that Perez HASN'T walked, as speculated in the media yesterday. He is in fact on a secret BB mission. The housemates have been told that he has walked, after going into the diary room BUT he has instead gone into a secret room. From there he will be influencing events in the main house! 

I'll keep you updated. Thank you for reading. 

Sonikmummy

CBB - Alexander O'Neal Has Left The House Sun 18th

CBB 2015 - Sun 18th Episode 

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Perez starts the morning by saying (to Katie P) he is 99% sure he will walk and leave the house today, because he fears for his own safety.

Alicia tells Kav & Cheggars that she feels left out, as Perez is now BFF's with Katie P, but Nadia seems pleased to share the load. 

Katie P is telling everyone about her relationships and how quickly she falls in love (and gets pregnant!) but says she wouldn't change a thing she has done....apart from trying out to be the UK entry for Eurovision.  PMSL. I love how Michelle interacts with her as she is clearly a fan but she doesn't crowd her or seem overbearing, just honestly interested.

Alexander bless him is called to the diary room to see how he is feeling. He says that he is still frustrated by Perez and this is unfortunately leading him to be a negative force in the house. When he is like this he tends to isolate himself from everyone and not just Perez and he doesn't want to do that, so he is going to pull himself up by the boots straps. 

Housemates have to nominate today, for the first time form the diary room, but Katie P is unable to vote or be voted as she has only just come into the house. The voting goes as follows: 

Katie H >>>    1. Perez - "A Genital Wart on the face of the house                           

                       2. Nadia - Is the liberal left and gives Perez a platform

Cheggars >>> 1. Alexander - Leaving Phlegmy tissues around the house 

                        2. Perez - You just don't know where you are with him 

Nadia >>>       1. Katie H-  Don't like each other 

                        2. Alexander - Because of tension since Perez and he fell out

Calum >>>      1. Perez - Root of awkwardness

                        2. Alicia - Doesn't pay attention or Alert 

Cami >>>        1.  Alicia - Not someone she would hangout with on the out

                        2. Perez - He's disgusting, manipulative and calculating

Patsy >>>       1.Perez - Tension and Anger in the house caused by him 

                       2.Nadia - Life is being sucked out of her by being the caring mother and        

                          needs peace

Michelle >>>   1. Perez - Pity & Disdain

                       2. Alicia - Plays the victim, especially with Perez

Kav >>>          1. Perez - Everyone is mentally & physically exhausted by him

                       2.Nadia - is not genuine with Perez and she is mothering him too much

Perez >>>       1. Katie H - threatened physical violence and to poison him

                        2. Cami Li - flies off the handle when she's had a drink

Alicia >>>        1. Cami li - becomes a potty mouth when she has a drink

                        2. Katie H - Called her a cruel mother and thick

Due to Alexander leaving his votes are now void so Nadia and Cheggars have re-do one vote. 

Nadia >>>       2. Michelle - friends with Katie h

Cheggars >>> 2. Kav - Messy lad and leaves food everywhere

Katie P has a chat with Alexander in the garden and she says it feels like the house has settled and he admits that he thinks it's Katie P's presence in the house that has done that and in part that's because Perez is now entertained by having a new housemates.

Katie P and Alicia have a 'Men are all Bastards' and discuss the men that two timed them with each other. They also admit that they had issues with each other over the years but now they've met each other in the flesh they actually quite like each other. 

Perez puts on Katie P's princess dress on, as part of his fake idol worship and no doubt to do some sort of taunting in the garden ritual. I'm sure she's only given it to him to have a break for 5 minutes.

Alexander is getting more irate the more he see's and says he doesn't want to eat anything that Perez is breathing his bird flu on. Nadia gets told to butt out by Alexander too.

Perez is in the diary room, claiming that everyone is fearing for his safety and is ranting that he is shaking with fear because Alexander is staring at him menacingly as if he is going to jump him. 

Alexander is outside explaining to Calum that he is making Perez only feel as uncomfortable as Perez has been making everyone else. Alex' aggravation is starting to worry housemates but only because they don't want Alexander to be provoked into losing his temper and being thrown out for threatening Perez. 

Perez finally gets his way and Alexander walks from the house, he leaves a touching message for the housemates and asks them not to let the reason for his leaving affect the rest of his stay. Everyone but Alicia leaves Perez sitting on his own but even she walks away in the end. 

Cami, Katie H, Patsy and Michelle are in tears. Even Kav loses his cool and has a ranty swear. 

Then Katie H gets all cross and shouty not just at Perez but at those who have 'hosted' him. So Nadia and Patsy go to bed to avoid the fallout and Nadia asks her not to let Katie H provoke her into being a fishwife. Michelle even gives Alicia a mother and daughter chat about it being time to stop taking back her "Shitty boyfriend" (Perez) back.

Katie H continues to taunt Perez whilst she helps pack Alexanders case but also carries on her tirade against those who continue to entertain him after all he's done i.e. Nadia, Alicia and Patsy but its interesting to note that she doesn't confront Katie P on the very same.

As Alexander has left there will be no live eviction on Tuesday, but nominations will remain in place until Tuesday when Emma will reveal a live nominations twist. 

CBB - I'm Fed Up Of Hearing and Writing the P Word Sat 17th

CBB 2015 - Sat 17th Episode (Eviction Day)

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First topic of the day is about Perez' behaviour. Cheggars tries to advise him about it and when Perez  reveals that he is doing it because he doesn't want to stay in the house but if he walks he doesn't get paid. Cheggars says fair enough but perhaps doing nothing would be better.  

Katie H has clearly self appointed herself as Queen Bee and decides she needs to be Cheggars personal adviser but he gives Katie H a short sharp shrift when she tells him he shouldn't be entertaining Perez, let alone talking to him.

Then Katie H does the complete opposite as if she can't help herself but follow him around, ranting and again she seems to cross the line into bullying. 

Alicia speaks of the relationship break down with Cami & Chloe, in the dairy room and how it only leaves her to be friends with Katie H or Perez and she doesn't get on with Katie H. Weird because I'm sure the only other person who has made it clear they don't like Alicia is Calum.

Then we find out Perez also woke up everyone with his coughing, at 6am, not coughing in is bed but at the other end of bedroom.  So he pissed everyone off but none more so than Alexander and then he continued to taunt him until Alex called him a Faggot. And whilst that is VERY wrong he deliberately targeted Alexander by blowing him kisses and waggling his tongue at him through that bloody rabbit's ears. 

Michelle immediately told Alexander "Not OK" but it was the final straw for the housemates who told Perez to shut the fuck up and fuck off BY EVERYONE. No one even wants him in their space. BB pulls Alexander on calling him a faggot and Alexander says that now he is not angry, he knows that this was wrong. He is given a formal warning and if he gets another one he's out but unless Perez has a death wish then I think Alexander 'The Man' O'Neal will be fine.

Katie H in the meantime went into one of her 'close to 'bullying rant and broke Perez' rabbit - which is by far the funniest thing she has done so far. 

Perez goes to the diary room to demand his lawyer, because two people have threatened him with physical violence, He is starting his "Concern for his Safety" bollocks. He says he is following the rules and trying to be professional. Imagine a Perez in a office environment

For the eviction night there is a eviction ball, with a gilded cage. When BB plays music the housemates must dance and when it stops the housemates must freeze and speak.

Chloe got evicted (I think the Alicia thing sealed that for her, on the night) but Alexander really thought that he was going, but he is over the moon to give Perez the 'V' because it proves he is more popular.

Alexander, Calum and Kav were pleased to hear the cheers of "Get Perez Out" as that should be a wake up call to Perez. 

The music plays, Perez sulks in the corner (now clutching a wooden horse) and then the music freezes again, and the housemates suss someone is coming in. That gets Perez out of his sulking corner. Michelle is so star struck excited when she sees it's Katie Price. Katie H realises she may be about to have a shocker, in the shape of Jordan. 

Katie P calls Perez to come out and immediately banishes him to the gilded cage, for the duration of the rest of the ball. Next is Cami, so that her and Perez can "sort their shit out" and then lastly Nadia because she is a strong woman. 

Katie P reveals that she has had to have all her (fake) boobs removed because of a septic infection. Alicia finally has someone who understands her.

Katie P tells the diary room, that she feels really welcomed and because she has been watching the show beforehand, she knows they have been back stabbing but even Katie H is being nice. 

Katie Price gets Katie H to admit what she said about her and then turns it to her advantage to god court. Katie P talks about how she caught her husband and TWO of her best friends  shagging.  Even Calum is shocked at her husbands antics. The reason I'm not calling him her ex-husband is because she took him back. Apparently he was just a sex addict. 

Nadia and Patsy talk in the toilet about the tensions about in the house and Patsy advises Nadia that she shouldn't stop being his friend but she mustn't defend his outrageous behaviour. Patsy has been an occasional sit on the fence individual and given that her and Nadia are clearly friends on the outside too, I was surprised. So to risk criticising Nadia's friendship, of which she is very defencive of, was a risky manoeuvre but it does prove that they clearly do have a very deep, sincere friendship. 

Sonikmummy

CBB Mon - Silly Silly Man

CBB 2015 - Mon 12th Episode

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House mates will have their first task today ‘Shopping Aid’ . The first part is to ride the exercise bike continuously, all day, for the fake charity Shopping Aid.

For the next part of the challenge, Alexander & Kavana have been chosen as the musical directors to write a Charity single for the housemates to perform and record in a studio later.

After the housemates have been into the “BB Recording Studio” to pass the pass that part of the task but  it must be liked by more that 50% of online viewers. 

It actually pretty good and sounds good too. The solo parts from Alexander are top notch and I’m sure that helped the online video being liked by 68% of the viewers.

The housemates eventually passed the task and won a luxury shopping budget. 

Michelle speaks to Katie about her pre-conceptions and expected not to like her because She likes to see the good in everyone but she’s actually surprised to not only like her but agree with some of the stuff says. 

Katie thinks Alicia has a “You cannot be that thick” bomb coming. Meanwhile Alicia is saying that she likes Katie, and that Perez will drop the fake blogger act soon.

Katie hasn’t been that bad and I think Nadia hit the nail on the head her her vicious tongue is a character that she can only crack out, in small segments that she has well thought out. 

Patsy made a passing comment about Alexander, after a lengthy chat with him and the Perez accused of her of being racist, which has left Patsy has been left tearfully devastated that she had unwittingly been racist to Alexander. But best Mr. O’Neal he not only assured her she hadn’t but gave her hugs too. 

Cheggars seems to be very well liked by the house and like Nadia says “He’s a British National Treasure”. The only person that thinks he is fake / game playing is Perez and I’m not even going to bother commenting on Perez anymore.

Ken still under the impression he’s not being offensive called Patsy an Eastend Scrubber and then slagged of her parents heritage. He then accuses Chloe, to her face, that what Jeremy situation was brought on by her actions.

Cami challenged Ken on his comments and then Nadia asked him if he thinks he could have said anything that could be offensive or wrong, whilst he has been in the house. He doesn’t give a straight answer and his reasoning is that it’s what BB wants from him. 

Nadia then chases him out to the bike (it was his turn) to stop him from getting away without explaining himself. She ends up wishing she hadn’t and Cami needs to possibly muzzled.

Perez of course takes it too far with bitching Ken and gets called to the diary room and told he could be perceived as threatening. Perez then had the cheek to get up all in the Diary Room’s face.

Finally at the end of tonight's show, what we all knew was coming, Ken was ejected. It needs no explanation. I wonder if he has John McCriricks agent of speed dial.

Sonikmummy

CBB The Fairytale is Starting to Sour Sun 11th

CBB 2015 - Sun 11th Episode

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Housemates were still shocked about Jeremy & Ken’s behaviour and even the most tolerant of them, Michelle, is now disgusted about Ken’s offensive comments.

They then were called to the sofa’s so that BB could inform them all that Jeremy had been ejected from the house. Safe to say that everyone was visibly relieved but no one more so than Perez. Who is under the impression that everyone wants to harm / kill you. 

Ken’s excuse for his unbelievable behaviour last night is that he was drunk and doesn’t remember any of it. Neither you nor I nor the housemates are buying that. Chloe later in the day said to him that she doesn’t think he would make such sexist / Inappropriate comments in real life and asks if he is just saying these things for shock entertainment value. The long and short of Ken’s reply is that he can neither confirm or deny. 

Afterwards Ken was went to the diary room because he is worried what his wife will think, as she told him not to swear. To be honest mate, that's the least of your problems. BB asked if he had apologised to any of the housemates for his behaviour and his response was to go into a super rant about how he has had enough of ‘political correctness gone mad’ and even mocked Chloe’s reaction to what Jeremy did. Where’d did they find this guy, Nasty Little Men Anonymous?

During the day everyone had a task, which involved Michelle & Ken reading Fairy Tale’s (which related to the other housemates) and matching them to each person and they got them all correct! These were: 

Has a Masters in Law - Cami  

Caught humping in a field with married man - Katie

Had plastic surgery to look like Barbie - Alicia

Once called the biggest bully on the Internet - Perez

Was Cameron Diaz’ bottom double - Chloe

Went from Riches to Rags - Kav

Slipped on a Prawn Ball - Nadia

Revealed he was alcoholic live on TV - Cheggars

Has had 3 hair transplants - Calum

Was in bed with Mel Gibson - Patsy

Was a member of a gang - Alexander

The whole task was light hearted and fun, everyone was being friendly and getting on then Perez went a  bit to far questioning Katie about her affair and then Ken did the same about Chloe’s arse. It all kicked off Nadia shouted at Ken, Cheggars (WTF) told Perez to Shut the Fuck up, Patsy wanted to leave and Perez made a tearful apology to Katie.

What would BB do in such a situation? Give them Cocktails & Music for passing the task, which I have to admit didn’t have the effect I was expecting and it was a lovely party atmosphere with everyone dancing. Nadia has some really good moves and of course Alexander had the best rhythm and the night was only ruined by Perez starting the ME, ME, ME! show. Nadia threatened to drown him in chocolate milk and a few others went to bed just to avoid him.

The final part of the show was Katie in the diary room, telling BB that Perez will be leaving the house and it will be by her hand.

Sonikmummy