CBB Last Catch Up This Season - Thu 5th

CBB 2015 - Thu 5th Episode 

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It's the morning before the nights surprise double eviction and the last catch we get before tonight's live final. 

Michelle is in the diary room questioning herself whether Katie H is really her friend and can now clearly see that she has been playing a game but doesn't like that she has been playing people within the house, as pawns. 

Katie H and Perez are in the bedroom (That will be the bedroom that she never slept in - thanks for neglecting to inform us of that)  discussing why everyone is doing their own thing today, and Katie H thinks it is because housemates are no longer depending on votes from each other and it's now everyman for himself for the final

Eamon Holmes is in the task room for CBB News debate. Perez, Cheggars and Katie H are on the panel, with Calum, Katie P and Kav. 

Katie H is asked if she is now being nice to Perez in order to stay in the house, which she denies. Cheggars gets irate about being called 'Switzerland' after he says that he think that Katie H & Perez are the biggest actors in the house. 

Perez has a little stir, knowing that Michelle is feeling unsure of her relationship with Katie H at the moment. Katie H is nearly explodes when Michelle says that if has been playing everyone the whole time, then she deserves to win because she has played the game perfectly. Katie H's reaction is to tell everyone to do one and whilst Calum and Michelle are trying to say that they don't think she has and has been truthful with them, She just keeps shouting over them "Do One". 

As Calum and Kav explain that they have acted as themselves without the need to elbow and climb over people. Katie H also takes this as a personal attack.

James Jordan joins the panel, with Katie P, Calum and Kav. He goes straight for Perez saying he thinks he's absolutely vile.

He tells Katie P that the public might be getting bored because they were expecting more drama. Katie P admits they probably haven't got their moneys worth, as she has been boring. Then Katie H shouts something from the bench and Katie P goes completely off at her swearing and everything. 

Eamon then shows Katie P a show reel of her talking about her sex life, Calum defends her saying in here you have to tell a story a few times in the hope that one of the times it will make the hour show cut, so people can hear your side of the story. Katie P turns to Calum to ask if she is boring when they've been out on the town together. Before he even answers Katie H is shouting "yeah but you're boring in here", that gets Katie P's goat and she calls Katie H "a boring old slag". Go Pricey! 

The panel has changed again and now it's made up of Cheggars, Perez and Michelle. Eamon asks them if they think deserve to win? Michelle's response is that places in the final are deserved they are earned by popularity.

Eamon then asks why Michelle is representing LGBT and she responds that she is in a privileged situation that means she can get across a message that might not otherwise be heard.

Jim Davidson then joins the debate via the telephone to sum up the housemates and his views about each one is: Kav - Has proved he is human, Katie P - She's not dull, Calum - George Best will be proud. Katie H - Wrong footed everyone, Cheggars - Is so likable, Michelle - One of the nicest people to watch ever. 

Cheggars and Perez are talking in the Kitchen, Cheggars says that he saw a lot more of the bad side of certain housemates during the debate and it wasn't pleasant to watch heart strings being pulled. 

The house are gathered in the seating area to hear that the 6th housemate to be evicted is Kav, and Calum looks like a piece of his heart broke when he heard Kav's name. Twenty minutes later, just as Katie P admits she needs a nervous poo, Perez is finally out of the house. Everyone including Cheggars are cheering and fist pumping that he has gone. 

Katie H looks dumbfounded and I think that in her mind she was up against Perez into the final and that if he has gone, there is a chance she'll be next. The other housemates are discussing the very same. 

Katie H is in the diary room, claiming that she feels awkward about being in the final because she has allowed herself to show her nicer side. I don't think she is aware of the meaning of those to words. Then she does her nicer side crocodile tears. 

Everyone is super chuffed that they are in the final and happy that it shows (If you ignore Katie H being one of them) nice people can be winners too. 

The show ends with BB saying Goodnight to the housemates in the bedroom, which quite possibly made them even more happy than finding out they are finalists. 

Sonikmummy

CBB Last Eviction Before Final - Wed 4th

CBB 2015 - Wed 4th Episode 

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Let's see whats been going on before we kick anyone out......

........Katie H thinks that the row about LGBT with Perez has left Michelle upset this morning because he's now put a spanner in mind that she won't win now. Michelle, however is in the diary room explaining the real reason she feels upset and that's because he said a mean, hurtful thing. 

Katie P is so desperate to keep out the rows that she is now brushing the hair on the back of the chairs. That or she's about to do a Vanessa.

Weirdly Katie H & Perez are getting along and having "What is your favourite...." conversation whilst Michelle and Katie P look on like they're watching a freak show.

Michelle is so pissed at the Get Along Gang, in the Kitchen that she goes to talk to Calum in the bedroom and asks if Katie H has been pulling the wool over her eyes. Calum diplomatically says that during a final people will change and do what they need to do to win but whether that's the real them, you'll never know that until you meet on the outside when it's finished. 

Katie H is now bitching about Michelle in the diary room, saying that she can tell that Michelle is pissed off with her for being friends with Perez now. Again she reiterates that it's because Michelle feels that it is a threat to her being in the final. I believe Michelle in this instant, that she's pissed because she is realising that perhaps Katie H wasn't a true friend after all. 

Calum and Kav have a chat in the Garden about who might go and Kav is convinced that it'll be him and Katie P. Meanwhile Katie P is in the bedroom saying she thinks she will go but Michelle reminds her that she is loved by the public. 

So tonight the whole house is up for eviction tonight and it turns out that Kav is psychic because it's Kav that is the first of the last two housemates to be evicted from the house before the final on Friday. 

Now if Kav had been as a character as he is in this eviction interview, I think he still would be in but I don't know who would have gone instead.

What the housemates remaining in the house don't know is that it's a double eviction but they're about to find out ....

Emma is finishes with Kav and makes her way back to the house....the second housemate to be evicted tonight is Perez!! I am honestly shocked I thought they'd keep him in until the end. Excellent, this will hopefully prevent Katie H from winning as without Perez she should show her true colours. Good Luck Cheggars.

Perez says that he isn't gutted that Katie H is still in the house. He says that the reason he chose to do British CBB is because for 10 years he's just been a blogger and he wanted the fans to see what he's like in the flesh. 

He goes onto admit that the Perez show was somewhat put on but more as a defence mechanism. His only regret is actually going into the house because it was so traumatic and had to have sleeping tablets prescribed for the last week and a half.

When Emma asks if he purposely got under peoples skin, and he admits that he did specifically Katie H but a lot of the time in was reactionary. 

Emma finishes by saying that he was the best housemate, in her view, that they've had in years. Perez surprisingly says that he wants Calum to win! 

And I'll say this, with this turn of events, that I think Katie P and Calum have a really good chance of winning this. Michelle could only pull it out the bag with the gay vote but I think everyone is disappointed that she has become Katie H's bitch and unless she calls her out on it she's not a worthy winner.

Sonikmummy 

CBB The Beginning of the End - Tue 3rd

CBB 2015 - Tue 3rd Episode 

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Michelle comments to Katie H & Cami that Cheggars is looking like he is ready to blow.

Kav gets a secret task to pretend he is so emotional today that and has to get hugs from 3 separate housemates, after telling them a sob story. Which he passed with merit, he even had Katie H convinced. 

We see the nominations we saw yesterday which resulted in Cheggars, Katie P, Cami and Perez up for eviction and Cami going in the live eviction. 

Interesting that some of the people, inc Calum, who nominated Katie P used the reason that because she came into the house late so doesn't deserve a place in the final. For me, that it is the same cop out that they've blamed Katie P of doing whenever she put Calum up. 

Cheggars loses his temper with everyone because they are talking about their game plans, instead of feeling sorry for Cami being whisked out of a wall instead of getting her moment of glory in front of the crowd. Katie H then turns on him saying that he put her up for eviction and Calum then intercepts to explain what Cheggars is trying to say and ends up telling her "Let me Finish" and Katie H's face at his insolence (as I'm sure she'll see it).

The row continues when Calum checks if Cheggars is OK and then the Perez show interjects and goes, surprisingly, for Cheggars. 

Jesus, If I never hear the words "Own it" again it will be too soon.

Calum and Kav talk in the kitchen about Cami and Calum reveals that he is kind of pleased she has gone because he can now get a chance to be himself in the house, instead of worrying about and protecting her. 

Cheggars goes to the diary room to discuss how pissed off he is, and says he's more than ready to rumble if someone wants him to.

Perez is now rowing with Michelle and Calum, while Katie P and Kav, about Katie H making Cami's departure about her. Then Calum and Perez go head to head about Calum being a similar character to Patsy, taking himself out of the situation and UN Peacekeeper. 

Calum loses it on the scale of Cheggars did to Katie H and it ends with Calum dropping the C bomb. 

Then Michelle and Perez start rowing about being friends before and how they aren't now..... and I don't know because the rowing is getting so manic.

Katie P is just wandering about, drinking water, not saying a word and probably thinking "You mugs, less five days to go, I'm just trying to win this by being me". She then makes the mistake of checking everything is OK in the bedroom because she heard banging and Perez starts banging on to her but she manages to evacuate herself swiftly. 

Calum comes back into the house from having a fag and Perez pipes up again and starts rowing with anyone but in particular Michelle. Bringing up Michelle saying she represents the LGBT community, but she says she meant she is the voice of the LGBT. I still don't understand the concept even just as the spokesperson.

Katie P and Perez are in the bathroom and he says he hopes that the housemates don't start turning against her and Cheggars. Katie P says she knows they want her out the house anyway and isn't bothered.

We are left with a final thought for the night, from Calum in the diary room, for us to get Perez out the house. 

CBB Freak Show - Sun 1st

CBB 2015 - Sun 1st Episode 

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First thing to happen this morning is that Katie H and Cheggars make up, initiated by Cheggars, I wonder how long this will last on Katie H's Part.

On Perez pointing out that it's only Cheggar's, Katie P and him in the Kitchen, Cheggar's scurries off to the bedroom. Which disappoints me if I am honest. 

Then it appears Cheggars cleaning strike is over already and I don't doubt this is so he curries favour with the Anti-Perez gang.

Katie H is complaining that she is over Katie P talking about her relationships and sex life and then sailing close to the wind says to Michelle "You saying that Katie P can now be part of our group, I'm not OK with that". I've lost respect for Michelle for not standing up for herself then.

This weeks shopping task is a Freak Show with The 3 Little Pigs, The Two Headed Katie Monster, Mystic Michelle and the Singing Kavanagh Dummy.

First part is for The 3 Little Pigs have to eat 3 disgusting meals, second is the 2 Headed Katie monster which has to answer questions that have been taken from the answers anonymous questionnaires housemates filled in earlier. Next is Kavanagh The Singing Dummy has to sing out tweets that have been written about him by the public. Lastly is Mystic Michelle has to answer questions that housemates wrote about themselves earlier.

You'll never guess but the Housemates passed this weeks shopping task and won the luxury shopping budget. Well that means there will be no starving housemates this series.

The housemates are rewarded with Freak Show Party and after all the drink is gone, Perez gets reflective about his time in the house and regrets ever signing up for the CBB experience.

CBB Goodbye Nadia - Sat 31st

CBB 2015 - Sat 31st Episode 

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It's the day of eviction and Nadia said in her eviction interview that there was an awesome fight to watch out for. So lets see on Day 27...

Everyone is talking about the Nominees party the night before and everyone is reminiscing about a lovely night. So far so good, everyone is still friends. 

Kav's head is little bit sore and can't remember some of the night, he's under the impression that he took the limelight away for Perez for a change though. The other housemates are discussing how Kav really comes out of his shell when he drinks and can be hilarious. Then Cheggars and Katie H butt heads over what was said and wasn't said about Kav. When she called him a grumpy old bastard. 

It then becomes a row between Calum and Perez when Calum tell hims to "Shut your fucking mouth" and it then becomes an argument about when is the appropriate time to turn the bedroom light off. And then out of nowhere it totally explodes when Calum says he's a huge giant dick, to which Perez will shove his giant dick up Calum's arse. It looks like Calum is about to deck him, before Cami steers him to the bedroom but later when he is talking to BB he reckons he didn't lose his temper. 

Perez is called to the diary room about his offensive language towards Calum, and also threatening behaviour. He doesn't take it very seriously until BB tells him this is formal warning as well final warning, to which he becomes precocious.

Nadia tells him off too, when he complains to her about the warning from BB. She points out that when he does things like that he gives people like Katie H ammunition, despite it all stemming from Katie H stirring the house. 

The days task is a test of brains and brawn, the housemates are split into two teams with Calum & Kav as the Team Leaders.

They have to arrange the ball heads (representing each housemate) Most annoying / Most disappointing / Vainest  / Biggest Game Player 

Team Calum are the winners

Cheggars has gone on strike with his cleaning and Katie H is telling the housemates that it's because everyone put him up for eviction. See there she is planting the nominations seed again, just in case he doesn't go tonight (Friday).

The housemates are gathered in the sitting area for the eviction and Katie H is muttering under her breath about Cheggars and I wouldn't be surprised if she was gutted Nadia went home instead of him. 

Nadia left to boos and Perez is in tears. Katie H is excited to see how Perez will cope on his own and Calum is happy...for now.

Michelle says that Katie P is fair game for Perez, because she's his only friend left in the house. She also thinks that it's going to get really ugly with Katie H this week. Michelle, for the first time since week one, admits that she does still enjoy Perez stories but I doubt she'd admit that to Katie H.

Kav tells Cami that he hopes Perez is completely miserable now Nadia has left and Cami is quick to remind him of everything Perez has done. Kav also thinks that he will latch on to Katie P now and that she will entertain it to begin with as she is a genuinely nice person.

Katie P says that everyone is warning her that Perez will want to be her friend now but she says they are already friends and she will continue speaking to him as she has all along. She doesn't have a problem with him, yet.

Katie H asks Perez if he's pissed off that he's still in the house and is disappointed to hear his answer is no.

Kav and Calum are discussing the next nominations but not, by not actually saying any names but they both think they are thinking the same people. I'm in no doubt that poor Cheggars is one of them no thanks to Katie H.

And as if to back up my theory Katie P tells Cheggars that she's heard Katie H making loads of comments and jibes about Chegagars all day and that she doesn't understand why she is so nasty to people.  

Sonikmummy

CBB Live Eviction Results - Fri 30th

CBB 2015 - Fri 30th Episode 

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It's Friday's live eviction and up for the public vote is Nadia, Perez, Katie H and Cheggars but before we find out who goes and who stays, let's see what happened yesterday in the house. 

Two faced Katie H is talking crap to Cheggars about how if Perez hadn't been awarded eternal nomination, Cheggars wouldn't have even been up eviction. No Katie H he wouldn't have been up for nomination if you hadn't planted the seed in the house. 

Katie H and Katie P have barney about what Pricey said during face to face nominations. Katie P doesn't back down and goes straight for the jugular and Katie H is very offended that Pricey said she hogs the limelight and then does the very same thing that she accuses Perez of doing.... walks out the room because she's not winning the argument. 

BB throws a party for the Nominees and the first things I noticed was that Katie H has yet another sparkly dress, there must be a national shortage of sequins now, and that Calum didn't seem to dance once. Everyone had a lovely time and got on for once. 

Nadia has a moment about missing her family, surprisingly it's Cami that gives her a hug and drunk Kav gets stuck with Perez and his Perez show 'How great am I" spiel. Then whilst the ladies are applying their fake tan, Kav comes into the bedroom to repeat back the conversation and cause up roar before bedtime. 

So the vote lines are closed and we find out who is safe and who is going home.  Nadia is out and for a couple of secs she's not sure if she's saved or going, because they changed the announcement format. Perez is crying like a bitch and when the doors open Nadia has mad moment screaming at the top of her lungs that she loves her family.

The first question that Emma asked was "How does it feel to go into cheers and leave to boos" and Nadia very matter of factually says she has always been a very like able person and people know that. 

Nadia agrees that Katie H is getting very tactical in the house. She says that the public need to get Perez out so that everyone can see what Katie H really is like. She also thinks that a lot of the housemates are scared of her because she has a Sun column.

Monday will be a live two hour special with Emma & Rylan, when one of the housemates will be leaving the house when Emma goes into the house to physically pull them out. 

Sonikmummy

CBB - Evicton Re-Cap Sat 24th & Shopping Task / Bitchfest Sun 25th

CBB 2015 - Sat 24th & Sun 25th Episode 

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Saturday 24th

Friday and there is pre-eviction chatter between Alicia, Nadia, Perez, Katie P, Kav and Calum about leaving the house to boos or cheers. 

Katie H has meanwhile been passing judge and jury on her other housemates, whilst sitting with Michelle.

Kav - Doesn't even want to be in the entertainment industry.

Patsy - Hypochondria

Katie P - Just wants to find a man to love her forever

Calum - Wants the British public to forgive him for his past playboy antics

Alicia - Has body issues & desperate for a man 

Nadia - Still not happy with her weight.

Cheggars - you don't become an alcoholic 

Perez - Narcissistic

Calum starts bitching with Katie H & Michelle about Katie P putting him up on for eviction as the least entertaining (Katie H informed him of that) and he says well "fuck me that I don't want to tell everybody 35,000 times a day".

Michelle slips off to advises Katie P to stop talking about her exes and just start letting people get to know about her.

Meanwhile it becomes clear that to the boys that Katie H has been stirring, so Calum asks Katie P to confirm whether or not she did say he was the least entertaining. They kiss and make up and Katie H has to find another argument to stoke.

Alicia goes to the diary room to discuss why she wants to stay in the house and she says she feels like she has grown stronger as a person and improved in her confidence. The bit that lets her down is "What else will you bring to the BB house if you stay" and her answer is  Honesty & Friendship. Lovely for the outside world but not entertaining for the house and viewing public.

Cheggars is called to the diary room for a secret mission to make the house laugh with jokes but whilst he is in the diary room, a message comes up on the lounge screen to 

tell the rest of the house that the real mission is for the house mates NOT to laugh. It is cringe worthy to watch but just like a car crash, couldn't stop watching.

Katie H asks if Patsy if she would walk if she'd still got her pay cheque. Patsy says of course she would but then Katie H can't stop asking the same question, over and over. Clearly she wants to break Patsy and then when Patsy just walks away Katie H announces to the rest of the room that she can't get a straight answer from her. 

Nadia feels she can't vent about Katie H's Perez obsession because she doesn't want to whinge about it to anyone else because if Katie H hears she'll kick off, not only at Nadia but also the person she was confiding in. 

Eviction time soon comes around and Alicia is 2nd to leave the house, although they booed when Emma said her name, she actually left to at least as many cheers as boos.

Her departure has mixed reactions within the house, Cheggars bursts into tears as he is worried about her. Katie H is a sudden fan and thought they'd keep her in because she was ballsy and says she can't believe Alicia lost out to Perez. 

Cami and Calum have a falling out because he told her not to be wound up by Perez and just all be adults. Cami  accuses him of censoring her but it's all blown over after 5 mis and we are back to Tits & Touching.

Kav worries that Nadia is getting exhausted by Perez and she admits that sometimes she sits with him because otherwise he's on his own, because she won't allow that. Nadia is being a proper mummy for him.

Perez has been walking about in his dinosaur pants most of the night and has also added a wig. He says if he didn't have son he wouldn't be acting like this. Jesus, if this is how he acts knowing his kid could see it....... 

Sunday 24th

In this weeks shopping task has the been hacked and first up BB shows the housemates video clips of them bitching about each other. 

BB needs the housemates to help take the hacked system back by re-booting. 

When a corrupt audio file is played, the housemate that said that it has to own up and explain why they said it. 

First up is Perez saying that Calum has given everything he can give to the house so would probably go Friday.

Next was Calum bitching about Perez and his manipulation of BB and the rule book.

Perez runs straight off to the diary room, claiming that he won't forgive and he definitely won't forget. He is however surprised to hear what has been being said about him and it's due to brainwashing by Katie H. 

'Showmance' is word that is now often the word that follows anything said about Calum & Cami. 

Nadia informs Perez that she is the only one that likes him, which appears to actually shock him. Then Patsy says that he is compromising Nadia's happiness in the house.

The next task involves Nadia, Perez and Cami must complete the circuit by deciding who would come top in a public poll of the following

Most Two Faced - Perez / Correct

Most Sincere - Nadia / Calum

Most Genuine - Patsy / Michelle 

Most Boring - Kav / Correct 

Least Trustworthy - Kav / Cami Li

Most Entertaining - Katie H / Correct 

Most Unhygienic - Kav / Perez

Least Self-obsessed - Keith / Correct 

Failed the task because they don't get all 8 right.

Nadia and Katie H have huge a row about being manipulated by Perez and said that Nadia agreed with everything in the task that Perez said. Michelle however is on Nadia's side saying that she had said a number of times during the task that she disagreed with Perez a number of times. 

This then leads to Perez and Cami screaming and calling each other a bitch. Patsy drags Cami into the bedroom and Perez runs to the diary room to congratulate himself and tell the British public he doesn't give a shit what they think of him.

Michelle confronts Perez on his arduous task of antagonising the whole house. His excuse is that KH says hurtful things about so many people. Michelle tries to encourage him to approach Katie H and just talk to her. He finally admits it's all gone "shit to the walls" but doesn't know how to sort it. 

In the next task Calum, Kav and Katie P have to wear memory helmets then watch a bitching show reel, which not only include clips from the house but comments from viewers. They then have to answer a question each about what they have watched. They get the answers right and pass the task but the arguments get worse.

Cami is pissed at Perez' comments about her 'friendship' with Calum and her 'boyfriend'.

Perez accuses BB of using a fake tweet, that said mean things about him. He talks to BB via the Camera's and mirrors about how when he leaves the house he will be telling everyone the real TRUTH.

They win the luxury shopping budget because they passed 2 of the 3 tasks. Me thinks these shopping tasks are too easy. 

Finally it wouldn't be the end of an hour without Perez shouting 'It's the Perez show featuring Katie Hopkins' and him going into the diary room for a rage, again at BB, saying "Fuck you and your mothers" and "Fuck you and your fathers".

Sonikmummy

CBB Perez & Katie Are New BFF's Oh Sorry That Was a Dream Thu 22nd

CBB 2015 - Thu 22nd Episode 

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Day 15 already!  

Kav is awake and before his eyes are even fully open he is immediately apologetic for the vodka making him so aggressive and says that he plans to apologise ASAP to Cheggars.

Meanwhile Cheggars is in the diary room saying he knows it was only the drink talking yesterday and  then he has his weekly tears because he is missing his wife. 

Kav apologises to Cheggars for being so aggressive and they both offer some passive aggressive advice. 

Alicia is complaining to Cheggars that she is uncomfortable with Katie P constant talk about sex and bodily functions, and he agrees that he finds he is embarrassed by it too. But let's be honest Alicia if you had anything worth talking about - you would too!

Alicia & Perez gossip to Nadia about Cami and Calum and the possibility of it going further, they are both of the opinion that if Calum was really interested he would have made a proper move by now. Actually guys it's because Calum has always been a gentleman deep down and he's not not the scoundrel was when he was drinking and daft after his dad died. As for the idea that Cami's boyfriend has dumped her already.....well bitches I've seen no scandalous Kiss & Tells from him so I think they're still a couple, just maybe with somethings they need to talk through.

Perez is leading an acting class, why you'd encourage his screaming and performing? I don't know but they do and then of course an hour or later it all hits the fan. In the form of the Big Brother Big Debate Task:

The panel debate group comprised of Katie H, Nadia, Michelle, and Perez. The rest of the housemates are allowed to ask questions and contribute their views.

1. Do Celebrities that have plastic surgery set a good example? 

Katie H makes the expected views known and Nadia has similar views just as not as acidic.  Katie P makes a good argument that people should only do it for themselves and that the age you can have plastic surgery to be raised from 18 to 21. 

2. Is remaining neutral a good thing or a weakness? 

Katie H thinks it's a weakness, Nadia thinks it's just the way some people are and predictably Keith takes this item as personal attack 

3. Are there any real friendships in the house?

Perez is first to announce that he has made 3 lifelong friends already - Alicia, Patsy and Nadia. It all then kicks off  and Patsy comes out from her corner fighting (as she does) telling Alicia that she's not going to change Katie H and nor vice versa, so why don't people just start trying to get along so that everyone can start enjoying the experience. 

4. Does anyone in the house take themselves too seriously? 

There was an audible cringe when BB read that question out. 

Michelle doesn't think anyone takes themselves too seriously but instead some take things too personally.

And then finally the much predicted  Katie H & Perez show kicks off and everyone just sits back and watches the it all unfold AGAIN. Katie P tries her UN peacekeeper bit but she can't even be heard & then Nadia gets on her high horse.

Nadia storms off and Patsy runs off after her, trying to keep the promise she made that she wouldn't let Nadia become a screaming fishwife at Katie H. 

Katie P is worried about what the viewing public are thinking of her and Michelle advises that it's not worth worrying about until you hear your name read out on an eviction night and the crowd cheer or boo. Good advice.

Patsy is on the verge of a nervous & physical breakdown, and is practically sitting in the corner rocking.

The show ends with Calum ranting that he is finding it hard to keep his cool around Perez now but can't bear the thought of him losing (by going first) to a 'baddie' like Perez. I think Calum could earn even more fans by telling Perez to STFU.

On a little side note, I saw Alexander O'Neal on the Wright Stuff this morning and I know make up and stuff but he looked so much better and a lot younger! Bless Him.

Sonikmummy

CBB Pistols at Bed Time Wed 21st

CBB 2015 - Wed 21st Episode 

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Patsy is up early and having a bad already. Then she has an even worse day when BB tells her that her task for the day is to lead the house in meditation which she thinks is a piss take of her lifestyle 

Alicia talks about her healthy diet, that she eats a lot of fruit and fills herself up on it. She then goes onto to talk about the 'crap' that is on food & drinks etc and even Calum joins in, on her side. I even agree with this, especially regarding sugar but that's a whole another blog. Someone (I can't tell who because they are all talking over each other) tries to make that point that people are now living until they are 70-80 but Alicia is quick to point out that that's because they grew up during the war when it was basic natural non-processed food.

Patsy leads Calum, Cami, Alicia and Cheggars in meditation and Cami is laughing before Patsy even starts talking and Cheggars isn't far behind but they complete the task and win...."Inner Peace".

Fuck me! Perez is at it again dancing and performing in front of the mirrors, well we knew 'normal guy' Perez wouldn't be here forever

Nadia is nervous about the live eviction (that isn't) and Alicia is in the diary room saying she hopes she doesn't get evicted because she feels she has a lot more to give and that she is starting to enjoy arguing with Katie H. Even though she thinks they are Bipolar opposites - no that's not a typo, that's what Alicia said "Bipolar".

The housemates are all gathered in the living area to hear that Alicia, Nadia, Perez and Katie H are not up for eviction tonight but they remain in place for Frdays live eviction but there is BB's evil twist. Katie P has to save a nominee and slay a fellow housemate to go in their place. She saves Katie H as the most entertaining and Perez clearly thought she was going to pick him. Katie P then says instead of picking someone less entertaining to put up for eviction she is going to put up the person she thinks will be least likely to be evicted when up for the public vote - Calum.

Alicia has one of her paranoid / dummy out the pram moments, to herself, that it's not fair that Katie P chose to save Katie H because she knew that Alicia wanted to stay. I think it's fair to say at this stage that she is used to getting her own way.

Perez is beyond delusional now because he thinks that the producers of CBB cancelled the live eviction because they want him to stay in, so they couldn't risk an eviction in case he was voted out.

Perez has had a bit of cheese up his nose for the majority of night and then after he has revolted the whole house, he eats it, even Nadia told him it was disgusting. As the housemates unpack Katie H and Perez start going back to their old bickering & bitching ways. 

Kav comments that Perez is quite ripped to which Katie H chimes in that he has more back fat than a Blue whale. That is just nastiness for nastiness sake and for a moment we see the real Perez when he practically flinches with hurt because his body image is his Achilles heel. 

Cami gets a little jealous when she hears that Calum and Katie P have snogged and spat in each others mouths but Calum is quick to follow it up by saying they were both wasted.

Kav gets more than a little tipsy and in the diary room to say that he will be gutted if Calum goes because he hates Cheggars because he is a one trick pony, false, fake and pisses him off. Then he finishes with a little rant about Perez. 

When he comes out he tries to apologise to Cheggars, after he took offense to Kav swearing but Cheggars won't except it and Kav then unloads about everything that niggles him about about Cheggars to Cheggars. A new battle line has been drawn in the sand.

Sonikmummy

CBB Cadet Shopping Task Mon 19th

CBB 2015 - Mon 19th Episode 

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Housemates are waking up to not only Shopping Task but a new regime, as BB Cadets and BB has appointed Katie H as the Cadet Leader Red Pigeon.

The seating area has been turned into a camp fire circle with logs replacing the sofas and all  the 'normal' food has been removed as the housemates will be eating 'cadet'  food.

Katie H admits to BB that she will be victimising certain people (Alicia & Perez) under the guise of a legitimate task.

The first task badges are to be earned by two Cadets who must carry out good deeds for others.

The chosen ones are Perez who has to sit on the Naughty Step & not speak or attract any attention and Nadia who must clean the bath with a toothbrush. Both of them passed the task by completing their deeds to Red Pigeons standard.

Perez goes to the diary room to discuss Katie H as Red Pigeon, and he thinks that she is jealous of him because he's more entertaining and dramatic. He's even started talking about himself in the 3rd person.

Cami Li and Calum discuss Alicia eating with her mouth open and looking like a surprised Raptor

Katie P asks Alicia why she doesn't have any money now and apparently an ex-boyfriend cut her off and then the supplier for her business went bust and she lost everything - house, car etc. I really need to Google Alicia before she leaves the house.

Next task is for the housemates to fill rubbish and recycling bins with trash using only head funnels. Michelle and Katie P were exempt from the task on medical grounds but even they were dry heaving from the smell and they were some distance from the task zone. Katie H was surprisingly encouraging and helpful.

Thankfully they passed the task and earned their environmental badges.

The final part of the shopping task is for the housemates to earn their Honesty Badges by taking the honesty stick and offer honest advice to another housemate. Only the housemate holding the stick can talk.

Katie H offered Perez her advice - No  matter how you behave, you shouldn't run away and straight to the diary room but instead take ownership of the consequences. Live by the sword, die by the sword. His reply was "I don't like using weapons".

Nadia spoke to Katie H - she had enjoyed working with her on today's tasks and had judged Katie on what she heard about her before going into the house. She wants them to start a fresh page with each other. Katie H's reply was that she likes the power of the words.

Cheggars advised Patsy to stop apologising for everything because she's bloody brilliant. Patsy's reply was very defensive and said it's because she constantly feels like she is on egg shells.

Michelle spoke to Cami that she worries about how her behaviour perceived when she drinks . Cami said it's house that makes her drink and she is who she is

Perez asks Keith to continue to bring much needed laughter to the house.

Alicia offered Perez friendly advice and not to not self destruct with his own behaviour. Perez offered a reply to the whole house "Wait till you all watch this back".

Katie P spoke to Katie H, in the same way that Nadia did, she felt that she was opinionated in a nasty way on the outside but since coming into the house they've talked about normal things, she has a heart and is family orientated. Katie H's reply was that people still haven't realised that compliments are her Achilles Heel.

And THANK GOD they've passed the shopping task and earned the luxury shopping budget, because I don't know how this house would cope if you added basic food rations into the mix too. 

Later on Keith & Alicia discuss how Perez has behaved really well today but Kav is quick to point out that it only an act and Calum agrees. Meanwhile Perez is having some sort of  sugar hype in the bathroom - looking at himself in the mirror the whole time and talking about himself in the 3rd person AGAIN.

BB reveals this weeks nominations to the Housemates and the four that will be facing the public vote are Nadia, Alicia, Katie H, and Perez but what they don't know is that there won't be an eviction on Tuesday but there nominations will be rolled over to Friday eviction(s).

Alicia is clearly totally unaware of her environment, as she is shocked that people have put her up for nomination. She is now paranoid about who voted for her but the cogs seem to be slowly turning as she tries to work it out and a couple of hours later she thinks it might have been Calum, Michelle and Cami because she sides with those who other don't approve of and  because she wouldn't join their gang.

In her wisdom she decides to confronts Calum and then is offended when he says yes he did. Alicia and Calum are then in trouble for breaking the BB rules for discussing nomination but their punishment has not been revealed yet.

Kav calls Perez out for being afraid of the real Mario (Perez' real name) is.


Katie P asks Calum if he finds Cami attractive, which he does and a bit later they both have a touchy feely sesh but Calum reminds her she has a boyfriend and she said no my 'sister' and then she got defensive saying yeah well you have a 'brother'. See I spotted that code from the very start!

Sonikmummy

Celebrity Big Brother 2015 - The Fairytale

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Wednesday 7th Jan - The Live Launch

First housemate in (but not really!) was Katie Hopkins. Best known for being a Gob Shite. 

Ironically she doesn’t see herself as a Panto Villain but Emma Willis introduces her as the Wicked Witch. Katie also claims that she doesn’t need to be liked or popular. She’s totally going to be one of the first people to cry in the house

And straight in with a BB Twist, as far as the other housemates will be concerned she’s not even in the house yet, as BB invites Katie to step inside the Enchanted Mirror. To pass judgement on those who will be her fellow celeb housemates, and must pick the two she find least entertaining. What she doesn’t know is that those 2 will be up for the first public vote. 

I already want to scream “BORE OFF” at the screen because every other word is Scottish, Ginger and Fat. You don’t need to go on love we know you hate those things in people. We hate you but we’re not going to go on…for now. 

So the next, first housemate in was Patsy Kensit or as her mates know her ‘Mrs Pop Off’, best known for being the daughter of a gangster, an actress and Liam Gallagher’s ex-wife. She describes herself as a hopeless romantic that loves a wedding - she clearly doesn’t take herself seriously. I’d like to think of her as a sure bet to take on Katie when she’s bad mouthing people. 

The two added bonuses of Patsy are that she is a huge BB fan and she is very sweary - like me. 

Housemate number 2 was Perez Hilton, famous for his celebrity feuds and even more so for his celeb gossip blog. He is self titled the ‘Queen of all Media’. 

He’s another one claiming that he’s not trying to be liked by anybody or everyone, Believe me when I say he’ll be crying the first time he’s nominated. 

Up next was Ken Morley or as we know him Reg Holdsworth and lets be serious we will be calling him Reg not Ken for his duration. He says he has a volatile temper and only rows with women. He could be this series’ John McCririck. I expect him and Katie to be bickering like siblings. Despite him being one of the most mature housemates he’ll be first to throw his dummy out the pram over BB house rules.

Katie Hopkins Assessment Update

• Perez talks too much.
• Reg looks like he’s escaped from a care home and he’s just realised he’s been stitched up by his agent.
• Patsy looks awful 

Fourth up was……I have no idea but was apparently engaged to TOWIEs Kirk (but not now) and is an alternative tattoo model. Oh and her name is Cami Li. Her opinion on living with other women “Bitches be cray!” and of course she’s gone down the road of she’s come on CBB to prove beautiful people can be smart too. 

Housemate number 5 was Calum Best and you can see where this is going, putting him in straight after Cami. He is best known for being a TV personality and George Best’s son. He says he is no longer a playboy and not looking for love in the house either, yeah leopard and spots come to mind. 

Next in, as housemate number 6, was Alicia Douvall a self proclaimed Kiss & Tell Glamour Model and cosmetic surgery freak….350 different cosmetic procedures she’s had done in total and then had to have had half of them removed. 

She said that although the tabloids had alluded, in the past, to her having ‘relations’ with Calum Best, they’ve never even kissed. To be honest he looked like he wanted to punch her when she went in. 

Perez keep spouting facts at each new housemate enters the house, about themselves, in getting both annoying and boring. We have Wikipedia for such things.

Alexander O’Neal was the seventh housemate in, surely he’s making enough in royalties to just quick back and relax in his twilight years. Ain’t nobody need that shit at his age! I predict him to sit on the fence and enjoy being faffed around and waited on by doting housemates. 

Katie Hopkins Assessment Update

• Alicia, that’s a face that isn’t going to look good in the morning without make-up.
• Alexander, biggest disappointment so far and looks like he’s wearing a charity store suit with white pumps.
• Cami, effectively a hooker that gets her tits out.

Oohhh! You’ve gone too far with the comments about Alexander O’Neal, Katie, you’ve proper pissed of Emma Willis

Housemate number 8 was the lovely Nadia Swalha - Actress, TV Presenter and winner of Celebrity Master Chef. Nadia says that she hates people that are nasty for nasty sake (That’ll be Katie then). She also confesses she is doing CBB so that she can afford to have her kitchen extended but she is a huge BB fan anyway and is “ready to play the game”.

Next in, housemate number 9, was Jeremy Jackson possibly the biggest WHHHHOOOOO? of the night. Apparently he was the child actor that played David Hasslehoff’s son in Baywatch & huge fuck up ever since. Huge ego and fruit loop, he has even dressed like one.

O-M-G he just had a proper grope of Emma Willis’ bum, you’re lucky that Matt McBusted is in hospital mate. 

I’m glad he brought his Vapour cigarette because he’s already looking like this series Vanessa Feltz and without nicotine he could be your worst nightmare.

Katie Hopkins Assessment Update

• Says that she must be the only normal person in the house.
• Nadia, might normal when she calms down and now they have a good cook.
• Jeremy, some kid who was on the telly when he was 2 and now he’s here aged 28 acting like a prat.
• Perez still hasn’t stopped talking. 
• Basically it looks like small child’s party and all the kids are called Tyler.

Housemate number 9 was Kavana of ‘I can make you feel good” 90’s fame and The Big Reunion. He’s description of himself is that he got famous very young (16) off the back of that song and then lost it all, including his mind. Apparently Amy Winehouse nicknamed Chavana and that says it all. 

On entering the house Perez immediately outs him as a ‘fellow gay’ ….. Was that public knowledge??!!

Up next and number 10 was Michelle Visage, a TV presenter on Ru Pauls Drag Race. Yet another one self proclaiming she “Doesn’t need to make friends”. Michelle also says that anything she would say behind your back she’d say to your face. The American Katie perhaps.

Katie Hopkins Assessment Update

• She’s now calling all the housemates Freaks.
• Michelle, might be a laugh once she stops screaming “Sha-Wow!”

Chloe Goodman is Housemate 11, known for being a model and a reality star from ‘Ex on the Beach”. States she hates boring people and people that take themselves too seriously. Basically Chloe is another possible conquest for Calum, but she seems quite switched on and I’m also a possible fan based solely on that she has a Sausage dog.

Best housemate greeting of the night, goes to Patsy Kensit. On meeting Chloe “Have you had a chewing gum? Your breath smells lovely”. Who says that?!

Last but not least, Keith Chegwin has gone into the house. TV Personality for over 42 years and a little bit cringe. He does however admit that people call him wanker in the street. Best promise made so far - that Cheggars won’t get naked. He’s also been sober for 22 years - what could go wrong?

Warming to Cheggars a bit, totally star struck by Alexander O’Neal and seems to be great friends with Patsy.

Katie Hopkins Assessment Update

• Chloe, seems to have two assets and they are both on show.
• Cheggars is cute, probably sweet and loving.

And now Katie has been moved to the diary room, to tell Big Brother the two people she finds least entertaining but there is a twist, of course, the two Katie has named will be the first to face the public vote.

And Katie’s reward …. ? The Enchanted Mirror has placed a curse on her, until further notice . She can only be kind and courteous to the other housemates and has to be the first to console Chloe & Alexander when they find out they’re up for the public vote. If she doesn’t do these things she will face her own personal nightmare. 

So Katie goes back into the house, as housemate number 13 and so far is playing by the BB / Enchanted Mirror rules.

As soon as the Enchanted Mirror started talking to all the housemates, Kavana & Michelle were full on panicking before she even mentions that ‘she’ (the Enchanted Mirror) has deemed two housemates to be least entertaining and that is Chloe & Alexander.