CBB Live Surprise Eviction - Mon 2nd

CBB 2015 - Mon 2nd Episode 

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Tonight's CBB was a whooping 2 hours long and presented by both Emma & Rylan, this has the potential to be amazing! 

The evil twist tonight is the live Bombshell that when this weeks nominations are announced to the house, they go straight to the public vote for a housemate to be pulled out live by Emma. 

First we need to catch up with with what happened in the house yesterday: 

Perez is throwing beans at the wall and Katie H describes him as the child at school that didn't get his ADHD meds and then says that she doesn't believe ADHD exists. Much to her detriment as Katie P's son has it and Cami & Michelle have been diagnosed with it. Then Perez says something about not having a hoover and having to use Katie H's nose as one, which leads to the Perez & Katie H row that has been much overdue and results in Perez saying something to his detriment when he compares his ostracising to that of Aids Victims in the 80's which really riles Michelle who has lost over 20 friends to Aids

The housemates are due to get their letters from home and are separated into four groups of two. They will go head to head in pairs and will have 30 second in which to press the button to save their letter. If they do press the button their opponents will lose their letters. If neither group presses the button then both pairs will lose their letters.

Perez & Katie P versus Michelle & Katie H - Perez & Pricey decided to not push the button because they want Michelle to get hers. Michelle wants to press to get her letter but Katie H convinces her that its a BB twist and that they won't lose there their letters. So neither pair got their letter.

Next was Calum & Cami versus Keith & Kav and it was clear from the start that Cami was going to press the button no matter what and there was going to be no competition from Kav & Keith because they knew how much Cami needed her letter. Cheggars also made the point that a letter from his family, at this stage, would probably make him feel worse. 

Calum tried to persuade Cami that if no one presses the button, then it means that they all don't get a letter so that is fair all round and for the greater good but she was having none of it. After the task Calum went to the diary room to ask if Michelle could get hers instead of him but they denied that request. 

Michelle goes to the diary room to discuss the letter task and says that Cami was selfish for pressing the button but she understands why Cami did it. 

Calum got his letter, from his mum, and it was a poem by Kipling 'IF' and it touched a lot of the housemates. Cami was also from her mum and it had everyone in tears.

Back to tonight, and the housemates not only find out who is up for nominations but get to see the diary room footage of the nominations. 

The following are up for Nominations Katie P, Cami, Cheggars and Perez (Eternally up for nominations). Kav says something interesting that he wanted to put someone else up for eviction but BB wouldn't let him ??? Anyway they still don't know there is going to be an evictions tonight.

Now for the rest of yesterdays news....

Perez tells Calum that he thinks his mother was telling Calum a code in the poem. Michelle and Katie H are crying in the toilet, which makes Cami feel guilty but still doesn't regret passing the button. 

The house is still dissecting the letters from home task and shock horror Katie H admits that she stitched everyone up with her theory about if they all didn't press the button. 

And now for the last bit of live action...

BB has gone back to the house to let the nominees stand up and give their reasons for viewers to save them. To be honest they were all pretty lame and nothing was said that wasn't expected. The journalists in with Rylan comment that Cami is Trailer Trash and always will be, they also call Perez limelight vacuum.

The housemates still don't know tonight is a live eviction and its now time for Emma to go into the house and it's Cami she is dragging out. No proper goodbyes just a quick wave as she is hauled out behind Emma.

Everyone is shocked, not that Cami has gone but that there was a surprised eviction tonight and that Emma came into the house to do it. 

In her post eviction interview Cami admits that going into the house she was really excited to meet Perez because she has been reading his blog for years but on meeting him disliked him pretty much right away.

On speaking about Calum she says that she already knew him before the show and that they are just friends.

Wednesday will be last eviction before the final and TWO people, all housemates are up for eviction now.

CBB Goodbye Nadia - Sat 31st

CBB 2015 - Sat 31st Episode 

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It's the day of eviction and Nadia said in her eviction interview that there was an awesome fight to watch out for. So lets see on Day 27...

Everyone is talking about the Nominees party the night before and everyone is reminiscing about a lovely night. So far so good, everyone is still friends. 

Kav's head is little bit sore and can't remember some of the night, he's under the impression that he took the limelight away for Perez for a change though. The other housemates are discussing how Kav really comes out of his shell when he drinks and can be hilarious. Then Cheggars and Katie H butt heads over what was said and wasn't said about Kav. When she called him a grumpy old bastard. 

It then becomes a row between Calum and Perez when Calum tell hims to "Shut your fucking mouth" and it then becomes an argument about when is the appropriate time to turn the bedroom light off. And then out of nowhere it totally explodes when Calum says he's a huge giant dick, to which Perez will shove his giant dick up Calum's arse. It looks like Calum is about to deck him, before Cami steers him to the bedroom but later when he is talking to BB he reckons he didn't lose his temper. 

Perez is called to the diary room about his offensive language towards Calum, and also threatening behaviour. He doesn't take it very seriously until BB tells him this is formal warning as well final warning, to which he becomes precocious.

Nadia tells him off too, when he complains to her about the warning from BB. She points out that when he does things like that he gives people like Katie H ammunition, despite it all stemming from Katie H stirring the house. 

The days task is a test of brains and brawn, the housemates are split into two teams with Calum & Kav as the Team Leaders.

They have to arrange the ball heads (representing each housemate) Most annoying / Most disappointing / Vainest  / Biggest Game Player 

Team Calum are the winners

Cheggars has gone on strike with his cleaning and Katie H is telling the housemates that it's because everyone put him up for eviction. See there she is planting the nominations seed again, just in case he doesn't go tonight (Friday).

The housemates are gathered in the sitting area for the eviction and Katie H is muttering under her breath about Cheggars and I wouldn't be surprised if she was gutted Nadia went home instead of him. 

Nadia left to boos and Perez is in tears. Katie H is excited to see how Perez will cope on his own and Calum is happy...for now.

Michelle says that Katie P is fair game for Perez, because she's his only friend left in the house. She also thinks that it's going to get really ugly with Katie H this week. Michelle, for the first time since week one, admits that she does still enjoy Perez stories but I doubt she'd admit that to Katie H.

Kav tells Cami that he hopes Perez is completely miserable now Nadia has left and Cami is quick to remind him of everything Perez has done. Kav also thinks that he will latch on to Katie P now and that she will entertain it to begin with as she is a genuinely nice person.

Katie P says that everyone is warning her that Perez will want to be her friend now but she says they are already friends and she will continue speaking to him as she has all along. She doesn't have a problem with him, yet.

Katie H asks Perez if he's pissed off that he's still in the house and is disappointed to hear his answer is no.

Kav and Calum are discussing the next nominations but not, by not actually saying any names but they both think they are thinking the same people. I'm in no doubt that poor Cheggars is one of them no thanks to Katie H.

And as if to back up my theory Katie P tells Cheggars that she's heard Katie H making loads of comments and jibes about Chegagars all day and that she doesn't understand why she is so nasty to people.  

Sonikmummy

CBB Perez & Katie Are New BFF's Oh Sorry That Was a Dream Thu 22nd

CBB 2015 - Thu 22nd Episode 

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Day 15 already!  

Kav is awake and before his eyes are even fully open he is immediately apologetic for the vodka making him so aggressive and says that he plans to apologise ASAP to Cheggars.

Meanwhile Cheggars is in the diary room saying he knows it was only the drink talking yesterday and  then he has his weekly tears because he is missing his wife. 

Kav apologises to Cheggars for being so aggressive and they both offer some passive aggressive advice. 

Alicia is complaining to Cheggars that she is uncomfortable with Katie P constant talk about sex and bodily functions, and he agrees that he finds he is embarrassed by it too. But let's be honest Alicia if you had anything worth talking about - you would too!

Alicia & Perez gossip to Nadia about Cami and Calum and the possibility of it going further, they are both of the opinion that if Calum was really interested he would have made a proper move by now. Actually guys it's because Calum has always been a gentleman deep down and he's not not the scoundrel was when he was drinking and daft after his dad died. As for the idea that Cami's boyfriend has dumped her already.....well bitches I've seen no scandalous Kiss & Tells from him so I think they're still a couple, just maybe with somethings they need to talk through.

Perez is leading an acting class, why you'd encourage his screaming and performing? I don't know but they do and then of course an hour or later it all hits the fan. In the form of the Big Brother Big Debate Task:

The panel debate group comprised of Katie H, Nadia, Michelle, and Perez. The rest of the housemates are allowed to ask questions and contribute their views.

1. Do Celebrities that have plastic surgery set a good example? 

Katie H makes the expected views known and Nadia has similar views just as not as acidic.  Katie P makes a good argument that people should only do it for themselves and that the age you can have plastic surgery to be raised from 18 to 21. 

2. Is remaining neutral a good thing or a weakness? 

Katie H thinks it's a weakness, Nadia thinks it's just the way some people are and predictably Keith takes this item as personal attack 

3. Are there any real friendships in the house?

Perez is first to announce that he has made 3 lifelong friends already - Alicia, Patsy and Nadia. It all then kicks off  and Patsy comes out from her corner fighting (as she does) telling Alicia that she's not going to change Katie H and nor vice versa, so why don't people just start trying to get along so that everyone can start enjoying the experience. 

4. Does anyone in the house take themselves too seriously? 

There was an audible cringe when BB read that question out. 

Michelle doesn't think anyone takes themselves too seriously but instead some take things too personally.

And then finally the much predicted  Katie H & Perez show kicks off and everyone just sits back and watches the it all unfold AGAIN. Katie P tries her UN peacekeeper bit but she can't even be heard & then Nadia gets on her high horse.

Nadia storms off and Patsy runs off after her, trying to keep the promise she made that she wouldn't let Nadia become a screaming fishwife at Katie H. 

Katie P is worried about what the viewing public are thinking of her and Michelle advises that it's not worth worrying about until you hear your name read out on an eviction night and the crowd cheer or boo. Good advice.

Patsy is on the verge of a nervous & physical breakdown, and is practically sitting in the corner rocking.

The show ends with Calum ranting that he is finding it hard to keep his cool around Perez now but can't bear the thought of him losing (by going first) to a 'baddie' like Perez. I think Calum could earn even more fans by telling Perez to STFU.

On a little side note, I saw Alexander O'Neal on the Wright Stuff this morning and I know make up and stuff but he looked so much better and a lot younger! Bless Him.

Sonikmummy

CBB The Fairytale is Starting to Sour Sun 11th

CBB 2015 - Sun 11th Episode

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Housemates were still shocked about Jeremy & Ken’s behaviour and even the most tolerant of them, Michelle, is now disgusted about Ken’s offensive comments.

They then were called to the sofa’s so that BB could inform them all that Jeremy had been ejected from the house. Safe to say that everyone was visibly relieved but no one more so than Perez. Who is under the impression that everyone wants to harm / kill you. 

Ken’s excuse for his unbelievable behaviour last night is that he was drunk and doesn’t remember any of it. Neither you nor I nor the housemates are buying that. Chloe later in the day said to him that she doesn’t think he would make such sexist / Inappropriate comments in real life and asks if he is just saying these things for shock entertainment value. The long and short of Ken’s reply is that he can neither confirm or deny. 

Afterwards Ken was went to the diary room because he is worried what his wife will think, as she told him not to swear. To be honest mate, that's the least of your problems. BB asked if he had apologised to any of the housemates for his behaviour and his response was to go into a super rant about how he has had enough of ‘political correctness gone mad’ and even mocked Chloe’s reaction to what Jeremy did. Where’d did they find this guy, Nasty Little Men Anonymous?

During the day everyone had a task, which involved Michelle & Ken reading Fairy Tale’s (which related to the other housemates) and matching them to each person and they got them all correct! These were: 

Has a Masters in Law - Cami  

Caught humping in a field with married man - Katie

Had plastic surgery to look like Barbie - Alicia

Once called the biggest bully on the Internet - Perez

Was Cameron Diaz’ bottom double - Chloe

Went from Riches to Rags - Kav

Slipped on a Prawn Ball - Nadia

Revealed he was alcoholic live on TV - Cheggars

Has had 3 hair transplants - Calum

Was in bed with Mel Gibson - Patsy

Was a member of a gang - Alexander

The whole task was light hearted and fun, everyone was being friendly and getting on then Perez went a  bit to far questioning Katie about her affair and then Ken did the same about Chloe’s arse. It all kicked off Nadia shouted at Ken, Cheggars (WTF) told Perez to Shut the Fuck up, Patsy wanted to leave and Perez made a tearful apology to Katie.

What would BB do in such a situation? Give them Cocktails & Music for passing the task, which I have to admit didn’t have the effect I was expecting and it was a lovely party atmosphere with everyone dancing. Nadia has some really good moves and of course Alexander had the best rhythm and the night was only ruined by Perez starting the ME, ME, ME! show. Nadia threatened to drown him in chocolate milk and a few others went to bed just to avoid him.

The final part of the show was Katie in the diary room, telling BB that Perez will be leaving the house and it will be by her hand.

Sonikmummy

CBB Fri 9th Jan Real or No Real

CBB 2015 - Fri 9th Episode

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As predicted Perez is getting annoying by being loud and overbearing, many of them are calling it his fake blogger persona. Which leads, in part, to the first row  of this series, when Michelle pulls him up on ‘ditching’ her once he was famous and generally being “Cunty”. 

Michelle is on a mission and is joining the ever swelling ranks of housemates that think Katie’s niceness is fake. 

Shockingly Nadia is very Anti- American, it could be due to there being so many Americans in this series but her comments are effectively racist and there is no excuse for her behaviour. She describes it as just letting off steam but even Calum pulled her on it. 

BB hasn’t finished with Katie yet and she has a new ‘Kindness’ task. Firstly she had to name the housemates she felt were least attractive and she picked Reg, Perez and Patsy. She picked the first two for ‘Fat’ reasons, if anyone needs their head testing it’s you love. 

The twist is she has to give a foot massage to one of the above three, I was pissing myself laughing. Who doesn’t hate feet let alone touching them (other than if you have a foot fetish, of course). 

I thought she’d tell BB to f*ck off but but all good to her she massaged Perez’ feet and was rewarded by having the niceness curse removed.

I feel a bit sorry for Calum because everyone just keeps asking how Lindsay Lohan was to date and very gentlemanly he is just very vague. 

I can’t work out if Reg Holdsworth is a character that Ken Morely is playing in the house or that he didn’t need to do any acting in Corrie and was just himself. Either way it’s because he thinks it makes him cute and lovable. 

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! Katie just welled up talking about how much she loves her husband. Clearly that affair she got caught having when she was photographed shagging a colleague in a field, has been swept under the carpet. 

Looks like Jezza might have Britney moment first, he wants Michelle to dare him to shave his beard off. She’s pointed off that it’d be no biggie if he does cos it’s not long and it’ll grow back. He’s taken that as her daring him and is now walking about mumbling excitedly to himself. No one give him an umbrella.

Classy! Cami has a tattoo on her vagina, perhaps not the best first impression on only the 2nd day but now she is showing it to Perez - in front of every one. 

Chloe and Cami are then blatanty just boob jiggling and again the judges are Jezza and Alexander. This is under the guise of showing how hard it is to model and the difference between false and real boobs. 

Finally Calum and Cami do some flirting school playground style - being mean to each other. This continues into the bedroom before they have a weird coded conversation, which I interrupted to be that they both have partners but they have permission to ‘cheat’ in the house. I can only presume for entertainment purposes and not cynical public support! There seems to be a part of Calum that’s cautious thou, like his radar is picking up possible stalker.

Sonikmummy