CBB - I'm Fed Up Of Hearing and Writing the P Word Sat 17th

CBB 2015 - Sat 17th Episode (Eviction Day)

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First topic of the day is about Perez' behaviour. Cheggars tries to advise him about it and when Perez  reveals that he is doing it because he doesn't want to stay in the house but if he walks he doesn't get paid. Cheggars says fair enough but perhaps doing nothing would be better.  

Katie H has clearly self appointed herself as Queen Bee and decides she needs to be Cheggars personal adviser but he gives Katie H a short sharp shrift when she tells him he shouldn't be entertaining Perez, let alone talking to him.

Then Katie H does the complete opposite as if she can't help herself but follow him around, ranting and again she seems to cross the line into bullying. 

Alicia speaks of the relationship break down with Cami & Chloe, in the dairy room and how it only leaves her to be friends with Katie H or Perez and she doesn't get on with Katie H. Weird because I'm sure the only other person who has made it clear they don't like Alicia is Calum.

Then we find out Perez also woke up everyone with his coughing, at 6am, not coughing in is bed but at the other end of bedroom.  So he pissed everyone off but none more so than Alexander and then he continued to taunt him until Alex called him a Faggot. And whilst that is VERY wrong he deliberately targeted Alexander by blowing him kisses and waggling his tongue at him through that bloody rabbit's ears. 

Michelle immediately told Alexander "Not OK" but it was the final straw for the housemates who told Perez to shut the fuck up and fuck off BY EVERYONE. No one even wants him in their space. BB pulls Alexander on calling him a faggot and Alexander says that now he is not angry, he knows that this was wrong. He is given a formal warning and if he gets another one he's out but unless Perez has a death wish then I think Alexander 'The Man' O'Neal will be fine.

Katie H in the meantime went into one of her 'close to 'bullying rant and broke Perez' rabbit - which is by far the funniest thing she has done so far. 

Perez goes to the diary room to demand his lawyer, because two people have threatened him with physical violence, He is starting his "Concern for his Safety" bollocks. He says he is following the rules and trying to be professional. Imagine a Perez in a office environment

For the eviction night there is a eviction ball, with a gilded cage. When BB plays music the housemates must dance and when it stops the housemates must freeze and speak.

Chloe got evicted (I think the Alicia thing sealed that for her, on the night) but Alexander really thought that he was going, but he is over the moon to give Perez the 'V' because it proves he is more popular.

Alexander, Calum and Kav were pleased to hear the cheers of "Get Perez Out" as that should be a wake up call to Perez. 

The music plays, Perez sulks in the corner (now clutching a wooden horse) and then the music freezes again, and the housemates suss someone is coming in. That gets Perez out of his sulking corner. Michelle is so star struck excited when she sees it's Katie Price. Katie H realises she may be about to have a shocker, in the shape of Jordan. 

Katie P calls Perez to come out and immediately banishes him to the gilded cage, for the duration of the rest of the ball. Next is Cami, so that her and Perez can "sort their shit out" and then lastly Nadia because she is a strong woman. 

Katie P reveals that she has had to have all her (fake) boobs removed because of a septic infection. Alicia finally has someone who understands her.

Katie P tells the diary room, that she feels really welcomed and because she has been watching the show beforehand, she knows they have been back stabbing but even Katie H is being nice. 

Katie Price gets Katie H to admit what she said about her and then turns it to her advantage to god court. Katie P talks about how she caught her husband and TWO of her best friends  shagging.  Even Calum is shocked at her husbands antics. The reason I'm not calling him her ex-husband is because she took him back. Apparently he was just a sex addict. 

Nadia and Patsy talk in the toilet about the tensions about in the house and Patsy advises Nadia that she shouldn't stop being his friend but she mustn't defend his outrageous behaviour. Patsy has been an occasional sit on the fence individual and given that her and Nadia are clearly friends on the outside too, I was surprised. So to risk criticising Nadia's friendship, of which she is very defencive of, was a risky manoeuvre but it does prove that they clearly do have a very deep, sincere friendship. 

Sonikmummy

CBB The Plot Thickens Tues 13th

CBB 2015 - Tue 13th Episode

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The first CBB live eviction has been cancelled with the removal of Jeremy Jackson and Ken Morley from the House, so Chloe and Alexander are safe …for now. 

What the housemates are not aware of is that BB still wants to turn the house on it’s head and will be giving them a live surprise twist, at the end of the show.

First up for the housemates was for BB to announce that Ken Morley had been removed from the house. The reaction from everyone went from shock (REALLY??) to ecstatic very quickly. 

Everyone that is other than Katie who blames Perez entirely for Ken being removed and feels BB should have removed Perez instead. She also worries that Ken removal will result in people self censoring and no longer saying what they think.

Perez corners Nadia to tell her that he thinks Katie will be the one to take centre stage now and although she doesn’t say it, you can see she’s thinking “WTF, do you have no idea you are effectively a demanding toddler in this house?’

Later on Cheggars asks some of the other housemates what Perez is famous for and Katie pipes up that this is in fact the demise of Perez’ online career but admits she is a fellow troll. 

Nadia points out, in the Dairy Room, that the Katie & Perez situation is really bubbling near the surface now and with all Katie’s goading it won’t be long until Perez bites. 

Along with all his other attention seeking habits, Perez has now taken to carrying around a rabbit statue and kissing it. I’m pretty sure it’s not his personal one, that he bought into the house. He has also started with the talking to BB through his mike. 

Alicia further endears herself to her housemates by explaining her crack pot diet for her 3 year old that involves not letting her daughter to go to parties (Too Sugary) and giving her neighbours ‘Healthy snacks’ to give out to her daughter when she goes trick or treating, NB: This diet is not because her daughter has any intolerances or food allergies.

It also turns out she has a thing for Bananas so when the shopping is delivered (THE VERY FIRST FOOD) to the store, she’s like a rat up a drainpipe and in there stealing Banana’s …. yep you read that right Bananas, maybe she’s a Minion. And she is immediately spotted by Michelle, as she tries to squirrel them off to the bedroom.

A new, perhaps unlikely, clique has formed of Katie, Cami and Chloe and their first joint mission is to try and find where Alicia (who is still unaware that she has been caught out) stashed the Bananas but they fail miserably after they spend most of the time giggling and farting about ‘what if they get caught?’ 

With the mission aborted Michelle confronts her face to face and explains it’s not fair to steal and hide food. 

Bananagate continues for hours and Cami asks why Alicia she felt the need to steal food, instead of just asking for it? Because she would have given her, her banana. 

Alexander tries to change the subject and states that Alicia doesn’t look old enough to have a 19 year old daughter. Which works but when Cami asks how old she was when she had her daughter, Alicia storms off. 

Cue tears in the diary room, from Alicia who feels that ‘Some people’ have been working their way around the group, trying to get a rise out of people and now it seems to be her turn. Alicia you may have had a valid point IF YOU HADN’T STOLEN FOOD in the first place.

In the end though everyone makes up, Cami apologises to Alicia and Alicia apologises to Katie who makes a massive thing out of accepting it. 

The Katie, Cami & Chloe Clique (from now on will be known as the KCC Clique) have a bitch fest in the bedroom and are joined by Michelle who gives all the gossip on Alicia. Katie ends the conversation by saying if Alicia wasn’t so dumb she’d leave her alone. Well done Katie nothing like proving you are a bully. 

And so it is time for the BB Live twist, early in the day the housemates were told that they would be taking part in a game and drew straws as to who would go first. So Nadia is up first and has to reveal a tree that holds apples, each with a picture of a housemate on. 

Nadia is told she now has immunity from the next eviction and removes her own pic. She now has to select the pic of the person she would also like to save from being up for eviction. She picks Patsy and so it continues: 

Patsy saves Perez

Alexander saves Calum

Calum saves Michelle

Michelle saves Katie

Katie saves Kav

Kav saves Alicia

Alicia saves Cheggars

Cheggars saves Chloe

Which leaves Cami up in the next public eviction or is it.

But before I go on, am I the only one that thinks some of these were weird / unexpected  saves. Either BB is cutting it so that we don’t see some of the friendships that are being formed OR some serious strategic game play has already started. Given all the action in the house, over such a short period, nothing would surprise me. 

But I’ve not told you the best bit of the ‘Game’. Cami is called to the diary room  (which is broadcast live to the rest of the house) and told that she is intact not up for the public vote but now the Queen of the Fairies. The bigger twist is that Cami is now immune from the next eviction and all the other housemates are up for eviction unless she chooses some to also be saved. And BB warns there is more to come, with this twist.

Sonikmummy

CBB Mon - Silly Silly Man

CBB 2015 - Mon 12th Episode

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House mates will have their first task today ‘Shopping Aid’ . The first part is to ride the exercise bike continuously, all day, for the fake charity Shopping Aid.

For the next part of the challenge, Alexander & Kavana have been chosen as the musical directors to write a Charity single for the housemates to perform and record in a studio later.

After the housemates have been into the “BB Recording Studio” to pass the pass that part of the task but  it must be liked by more that 50% of online viewers. 

It actually pretty good and sounds good too. The solo parts from Alexander are top notch and I’m sure that helped the online video being liked by 68% of the viewers.

The housemates eventually passed the task and won a luxury shopping budget. 

Michelle speaks to Katie about her pre-conceptions and expected not to like her because She likes to see the good in everyone but she’s actually surprised to not only like her but agree with some of the stuff says. 

Katie thinks Alicia has a “You cannot be that thick” bomb coming. Meanwhile Alicia is saying that she likes Katie, and that Perez will drop the fake blogger act soon.

Katie hasn’t been that bad and I think Nadia hit the nail on the head her her vicious tongue is a character that she can only crack out, in small segments that she has well thought out. 

Patsy made a passing comment about Alexander, after a lengthy chat with him and the Perez accused of her of being racist, which has left Patsy has been left tearfully devastated that she had unwittingly been racist to Alexander. But best Mr. O’Neal he not only assured her she hadn’t but gave her hugs too. 

Cheggars seems to be very well liked by the house and like Nadia says “He’s a British National Treasure”. The only person that thinks he is fake / game playing is Perez and I’m not even going to bother commenting on Perez anymore.

Ken still under the impression he’s not being offensive called Patsy an Eastend Scrubber and then slagged of her parents heritage. He then accuses Chloe, to her face, that what Jeremy situation was brought on by her actions.

Cami challenged Ken on his comments and then Nadia asked him if he thinks he could have said anything that could be offensive or wrong, whilst he has been in the house. He doesn’t give a straight answer and his reasoning is that it’s what BB wants from him. 

Nadia then chases him out to the bike (it was his turn) to stop him from getting away without explaining himself. She ends up wishing she hadn’t and Cami needs to possibly muzzled.

Perez of course takes it too far with bitching Ken and gets called to the diary room and told he could be perceived as threatening. Perez then had the cheek to get up all in the Diary Room’s face.

Finally at the end of tonight's show, what we all knew was coming, Ken was ejected. It needs no explanation. I wonder if he has John McCriricks agent of speed dial.

Sonikmummy

Celeb BB Monday12 Jan

CBB 2015 - Mon 12th Episode

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Where do I start, oh yer my rant about "Bell End" Perez, get a grip man!!

He's such a game player telling Patsy that what she said could be racist. He really is trying to get under everyone's skin. 

Did BB design that yellow head gear for the task after Bell End Perez, I think they are reading this blog and thought what would be a good design, I know lets try to make a Bell End hat for our task.

Kavana and Alexander writing a song, that's funny as Kavana (one hit wonder) can't sing, Alexander is an R&B legend but maybe songwriting is not for him as he did have the best writers and producers do it for him back in the 80s.

Now lets get back to Ken the racist, sexist little gimp of a man.

Calling Patsy a scrubber, Alexander a negro, Cami a slut and telling Chloe she asked for that pervert to open her gown, this man is unbelievable. If he's got a daughter and she was raped would he than say she asked for it because she was wearing a short skirt and make up.

Glad he's gone!!!!

Got to say Alicia is coming across very normal, I do like her.

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CBB Bedlam Sat 10th

CBB 2015 - Sat 10th Episode

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If you didn’t catch that tonights episode was moved from 9pm to 10pm and wonder why, then the ‘warning’ at the start of tonights CBB made it completely clear.

After only 3 days in the house, Hell has already broken out. 

Before Ken had even got the sleep out of his eyes he was being offensive, Saying he was going to the shower room to look at ladies arses and promptly trotted out there. Half the housemates thought he was joking but he then repeated himself whilst the girls were in the bathroom and had to be put in his place by Patsy.

Katie also had a go at offending everyone before they’d finished their first cuppa of the day by saying, about a Indonesian child being made to make clothes, that at least they had a job. 

Ken claims his ‘offensive’ act is to get voted out of the house but I had him pegged as a John McCririck from the start. Although it could also be a double bluff. Not only is he actually that offensive but he knows the more you say you want to go the longer they keep you in. 

First order of the day from BB was face to face voting and boy were these housemates up for that. 

The voting went as follows:

Michelle voted Ken (Wants to go home)

Perez voted Ken (Wants to go home)

Katie voted Perez (Too annoying and loud)

Nadia voted Katie (They’re polar opposites)

Cami voted Ken (Wants to go home & he called her a slut)

Jezza voted Patsy (She has a Auto Immune and that he needs to kill of the    weakest in order to become the strongest)

Chloe voted Ken (Offensive)

Calum voted Ken (Wants to go home)

Kav voted Ken (Wants to go home)

Alicia voted Calum (Safest to stay & doesn’t like her)

Patsy voted Ken (Bathroomgate)

Alex voted Perez (Control Freak & has to be centre of attention)

Cheggars voted Perez (Because he puts his arse & feet on the food surfaces)

Which means that Ken will face the public vote along with Chloe & Alexander

Perez then informed Nadia that the reason Katie voted for him is because he is her biggest competition - yep Nadia was speechless too. 

Ken then called Alexander a Negro and whilst Alexander told him it’s not ok to use that word, he did give him a chance to redeem himself. Ken however seemed to then try to use every racist word in his vocabulary. Ken was called into the Diary Room for a warning, which is no surprise given BB’s previous problems with racism. 

Then we had Jezza having a drinking competition with himself, that could only end one way and that was with his head in the toilet. Chloe went it to check he was ok and he started his philosophic nonsense and the next thing is we here Chloe explain “No! That’s not alright” and come running out in tears. 

Jeremy had pulled open her dressing gown and touched her boob. Nadia was mother hen between taking Chloe to the diary room and stopping Cami from cutting off his bollocks. 

Next thing Jeremy comes out and Calum has been elected to get his side of the story but before he can even begin Jeremy is so unaware of his actions being inappropriate that he thinks everyone is slagging off his drinking prowess. 

Jeremy was sent to the bathroom by BB and Perez had a full on hissy fit how he didn’t feel safe in the house with Jeremy. 

The other problem Jeremy had was the more he tried to defend himself the worst he made it, even eventually admitting he did touch Chloe boob ‘But only because she thought she was flirting’.

Jeremy had to sleep in a seprate area to everyone else and was eventually ejected from the house the next morning. 

In the meantime continued to make offensive comments to everyone, including those who had defended him earlier, including Perez and got himself another formal warning.

I’m just not sure if BB are just keeping Ken in because he wants to go 

CBB Fri 9th Jan Real or No Real

CBB 2015 - Fri 9th Episode

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As predicted Perez is getting annoying by being loud and overbearing, many of them are calling it his fake blogger persona. Which leads, in part, to the first row  of this series, when Michelle pulls him up on ‘ditching’ her once he was famous and generally being “Cunty”. 

Michelle is on a mission and is joining the ever swelling ranks of housemates that think Katie’s niceness is fake. 

Shockingly Nadia is very Anti- American, it could be due to there being so many Americans in this series but her comments are effectively racist and there is no excuse for her behaviour. She describes it as just letting off steam but even Calum pulled her on it. 

BB hasn’t finished with Katie yet and she has a new ‘Kindness’ task. Firstly she had to name the housemates she felt were least attractive and she picked Reg, Perez and Patsy. She picked the first two for ‘Fat’ reasons, if anyone needs their head testing it’s you love. 

The twist is she has to give a foot massage to one of the above three, I was pissing myself laughing. Who doesn’t hate feet let alone touching them (other than if you have a foot fetish, of course). 

I thought she’d tell BB to f*ck off but but all good to her she massaged Perez’ feet and was rewarded by having the niceness curse removed.

I feel a bit sorry for Calum because everyone just keeps asking how Lindsay Lohan was to date and very gentlemanly he is just very vague. 

I can’t work out if Reg Holdsworth is a character that Ken Morely is playing in the house or that he didn’t need to do any acting in Corrie and was just himself. Either way it’s because he thinks it makes him cute and lovable. 

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! Katie just welled up talking about how much she loves her husband. Clearly that affair she got caught having when she was photographed shagging a colleague in a field, has been swept under the carpet. 

Looks like Jezza might have Britney moment first, he wants Michelle to dare him to shave his beard off. She’s pointed off that it’d be no biggie if he does cos it’s not long and it’ll grow back. He’s taken that as her daring him and is now walking about mumbling excitedly to himself. No one give him an umbrella.

Classy! Cami has a tattoo on her vagina, perhaps not the best first impression on only the 2nd day but now she is showing it to Perez - in front of every one. 

Chloe and Cami are then blatanty just boob jiggling and again the judges are Jezza and Alexander. This is under the guise of showing how hard it is to model and the difference between false and real boobs. 

Finally Calum and Cami do some flirting school playground style - being mean to each other. This continues into the bedroom before they have a weird coded conversation, which I interrupted to be that they both have partners but they have permission to ‘cheat’ in the house. I can only presume for entertainment purposes and not cynical public support! There seems to be a part of Calum that’s cautious thou, like his radar is picking up possible stalker.

Sonikmummy

CBB Behaviour & Beds Thu 8th

CBB 2015 - Thu 8th Episode

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Chloe & Cami have struck up a predictable friendship, with the unoriginal tandem boob jiggling whenever possible. Constant offenders of encouraging this are Alexander & Jeremy, who couldn’t resist ‘umpiring’ the girls Arm Wrestling by the Hot Tub.

Perez being a former ‘Fatty’ has been quizzing Katie on her Fat-ist views and you can tell she is really struggling, having to be not only nice to him (in particular) but she has to say nice things about fat people.

Later on Perez discloses that he thinks Public Persona Katie Hopkins is a Character and ‘Nice’ Katie, they are seeing in the house, is the real Katie. We can all only speculate but if the Nasty is fake she won’t be able to keep that up for a month, once she starts forgetting about the cameras.

Reg just seems to raid the fridge, wander around on his own and talk to himself. 

Perez must be pissing these guys off in there, he interviews everyone like he’s speed dating. It’s definitely grating on me. 

Jeremy has been knocking back the Champagne like it’s water but claims he isn’t an Alcoholic, he just has an excessive personality. Michelle claims that this is a massive improvement in his life / behaviour. Personally I think we have an Amanda Bynes melt down in the making here. 

Due to his wandering around like he has Alzheimer's, Reg has missed out on nabbing a bed. So he now has choice but to share and Perez is the only one forthcoming with an offer. 

First words out of Reg’s mouth weren’t thank you but “Are you gay? But you have a child!”. Perez promised him there would be no funny business but it was only a couple of hours ago that Perez announced that he had a huge dick and it got erect whenever it was near anyone - regardless of the sex person.

We’re not the only ones concerned about Jezza’s behaviour either, Nadia has spoken to Michelle about it and Perez has even gone to the diary room to say his behaviour is close to crossing over to dangerous not entertaining.

Finally someone (Calum) is onto Katie, not only that her kindness & sweetness is fake but she is the villain of the house and was in fact the person that put Chloe & Alexander up! Well done Sherlock.

Sonikmummy