CBB Last Catch Up This Season - Thu 5th

CBB 2015 - Thu 5th Episode 

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It's the morning before the nights surprise double eviction and the last catch we get before tonight's live final. 

Michelle is in the diary room questioning herself whether Katie H is really her friend and can now clearly see that she has been playing a game but doesn't like that she has been playing people within the house, as pawns. 

Katie H and Perez are in the bedroom (That will be the bedroom that she never slept in - thanks for neglecting to inform us of that)  discussing why everyone is doing their own thing today, and Katie H thinks it is because housemates are no longer depending on votes from each other and it's now everyman for himself for the final

Eamon Holmes is in the task room for CBB News debate. Perez, Cheggars and Katie H are on the panel, with Calum, Katie P and Kav. 

Katie H is asked if she is now being nice to Perez in order to stay in the house, which she denies. Cheggars gets irate about being called 'Switzerland' after he says that he think that Katie H & Perez are the biggest actors in the house. 

Perez has a little stir, knowing that Michelle is feeling unsure of her relationship with Katie H at the moment. Katie H is nearly explodes when Michelle says that if has been playing everyone the whole time, then she deserves to win because she has played the game perfectly. Katie H's reaction is to tell everyone to do one and whilst Calum and Michelle are trying to say that they don't think she has and has been truthful with them, She just keeps shouting over them "Do One". 

As Calum and Kav explain that they have acted as themselves without the need to elbow and climb over people. Katie H also takes this as a personal attack.

James Jordan joins the panel, with Katie P, Calum and Kav. He goes straight for Perez saying he thinks he's absolutely vile.

He tells Katie P that the public might be getting bored because they were expecting more drama. Katie P admits they probably haven't got their moneys worth, as she has been boring. Then Katie H shouts something from the bench and Katie P goes completely off at her swearing and everything. 

Eamon then shows Katie P a show reel of her talking about her sex life, Calum defends her saying in here you have to tell a story a few times in the hope that one of the times it will make the hour show cut, so people can hear your side of the story. Katie P turns to Calum to ask if she is boring when they've been out on the town together. Before he even answers Katie H is shouting "yeah but you're boring in here", that gets Katie P's goat and she calls Katie H "a boring old slag". Go Pricey! 

The panel has changed again and now it's made up of Cheggars, Perez and Michelle. Eamon asks them if they think deserve to win? Michelle's response is that places in the final are deserved they are earned by popularity.

Eamon then asks why Michelle is representing LGBT and she responds that she is in a privileged situation that means she can get across a message that might not otherwise be heard.

Jim Davidson then joins the debate via the telephone to sum up the housemates and his views about each one is: Kav - Has proved he is human, Katie P - She's not dull, Calum - George Best will be proud. Katie H - Wrong footed everyone, Cheggars - Is so likable, Michelle - One of the nicest people to watch ever. 

Cheggars and Perez are talking in the Kitchen, Cheggars says that he saw a lot more of the bad side of certain housemates during the debate and it wasn't pleasant to watch heart strings being pulled. 

The house are gathered in the seating area to hear that the 6th housemate to be evicted is Kav, and Calum looks like a piece of his heart broke when he heard Kav's name. Twenty minutes later, just as Katie P admits she needs a nervous poo, Perez is finally out of the house. Everyone including Cheggars are cheering and fist pumping that he has gone. 

Katie H looks dumbfounded and I think that in her mind she was up against Perez into the final and that if he has gone, there is a chance she'll be next. The other housemates are discussing the very same. 

Katie H is in the diary room, claiming that she feels awkward about being in the final because she has allowed herself to show her nicer side. I don't think she is aware of the meaning of those to words. Then she does her nicer side crocodile tears. 

Everyone is super chuffed that they are in the final and happy that it shows (If you ignore Katie H being one of them) nice people can be winners too. 

The show ends with BB saying Goodnight to the housemates in the bedroom, which quite possibly made them even more happy than finding out they are finalists. 

Sonikmummy

CBB The Beginning of the End - Tue 3rd

CBB 2015 - Tue 3rd Episode 

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Michelle comments to Katie H & Cami that Cheggars is looking like he is ready to blow.

Kav gets a secret task to pretend he is so emotional today that and has to get hugs from 3 separate housemates, after telling them a sob story. Which he passed with merit, he even had Katie H convinced. 

We see the nominations we saw yesterday which resulted in Cheggars, Katie P, Cami and Perez up for eviction and Cami going in the live eviction. 

Interesting that some of the people, inc Calum, who nominated Katie P used the reason that because she came into the house late so doesn't deserve a place in the final. For me, that it is the same cop out that they've blamed Katie P of doing whenever she put Calum up. 

Cheggars loses his temper with everyone because they are talking about their game plans, instead of feeling sorry for Cami being whisked out of a wall instead of getting her moment of glory in front of the crowd. Katie H then turns on him saying that he put her up for eviction and Calum then intercepts to explain what Cheggars is trying to say and ends up telling her "Let me Finish" and Katie H's face at his insolence (as I'm sure she'll see it).

The row continues when Calum checks if Cheggars is OK and then the Perez show interjects and goes, surprisingly, for Cheggars. 

Jesus, If I never hear the words "Own it" again it will be too soon.

Calum and Kav talk in the kitchen about Cami and Calum reveals that he is kind of pleased she has gone because he can now get a chance to be himself in the house, instead of worrying about and protecting her. 

Cheggars goes to the diary room to discuss how pissed off he is, and says he's more than ready to rumble if someone wants him to.

Perez is now rowing with Michelle and Calum, while Katie P and Kav, about Katie H making Cami's departure about her. Then Calum and Perez go head to head about Calum being a similar character to Patsy, taking himself out of the situation and UN Peacekeeper. 

Calum loses it on the scale of Cheggars did to Katie H and it ends with Calum dropping the C bomb. 

Then Michelle and Perez start rowing about being friends before and how they aren't now..... and I don't know because the rowing is getting so manic.

Katie P is just wandering about, drinking water, not saying a word and probably thinking "You mugs, less five days to go, I'm just trying to win this by being me". She then makes the mistake of checking everything is OK in the bedroom because she heard banging and Perez starts banging on to her but she manages to evacuate herself swiftly. 

Calum comes back into the house from having a fag and Perez pipes up again and starts rowing with anyone but in particular Michelle. Bringing up Michelle saying she represents the LGBT community, but she says she meant she is the voice of the LGBT. I still don't understand the concept even just as the spokesperson.

Katie P and Perez are in the bathroom and he says he hopes that the housemates don't start turning against her and Cheggars. Katie P says she knows they want her out the house anyway and isn't bothered.

We are left with a final thought for the night, from Calum in the diary room, for us to get Perez out the house. 

CBB Live Surprise Eviction - Mon 2nd

CBB 2015 - Mon 2nd Episode 

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Tonight's CBB was a whooping 2 hours long and presented by both Emma & Rylan, this has the potential to be amazing! 

The evil twist tonight is the live Bombshell that when this weeks nominations are announced to the house, they go straight to the public vote for a housemate to be pulled out live by Emma. 

First we need to catch up with with what happened in the house yesterday: 

Perez is throwing beans at the wall and Katie H describes him as the child at school that didn't get his ADHD meds and then says that she doesn't believe ADHD exists. Much to her detriment as Katie P's son has it and Cami & Michelle have been diagnosed with it. Then Perez says something about not having a hoover and having to use Katie H's nose as one, which leads to the Perez & Katie H row that has been much overdue and results in Perez saying something to his detriment when he compares his ostracising to that of Aids Victims in the 80's which really riles Michelle who has lost over 20 friends to Aids

The housemates are due to get their letters from home and are separated into four groups of two. They will go head to head in pairs and will have 30 second in which to press the button to save their letter. If they do press the button their opponents will lose their letters. If neither group presses the button then both pairs will lose their letters.

Perez & Katie P versus Michelle & Katie H - Perez & Pricey decided to not push the button because they want Michelle to get hers. Michelle wants to press to get her letter but Katie H convinces her that its a BB twist and that they won't lose there their letters. So neither pair got their letter.

Next was Calum & Cami versus Keith & Kav and it was clear from the start that Cami was going to press the button no matter what and there was going to be no competition from Kav & Keith because they knew how much Cami needed her letter. Cheggars also made the point that a letter from his family, at this stage, would probably make him feel worse. 

Calum tried to persuade Cami that if no one presses the button, then it means that they all don't get a letter so that is fair all round and for the greater good but she was having none of it. After the task Calum went to the diary room to ask if Michelle could get hers instead of him but they denied that request. 

Michelle goes to the diary room to discuss the letter task and says that Cami was selfish for pressing the button but she understands why Cami did it. 

Calum got his letter, from his mum, and it was a poem by Kipling 'IF' and it touched a lot of the housemates. Cami was also from her mum and it had everyone in tears.

Back to tonight, and the housemates not only find out who is up for nominations but get to see the diary room footage of the nominations. 

The following are up for Nominations Katie P, Cami, Cheggars and Perez (Eternally up for nominations). Kav says something interesting that he wanted to put someone else up for eviction but BB wouldn't let him ??? Anyway they still don't know there is going to be an evictions tonight.

Now for the rest of yesterdays news....

Perez tells Calum that he thinks his mother was telling Calum a code in the poem. Michelle and Katie H are crying in the toilet, which makes Cami feel guilty but still doesn't regret passing the button. 

The house is still dissecting the letters from home task and shock horror Katie H admits that she stitched everyone up with her theory about if they all didn't press the button. 

And now for the last bit of live action...

BB has gone back to the house to let the nominees stand up and give their reasons for viewers to save them. To be honest they were all pretty lame and nothing was said that wasn't expected. The journalists in with Rylan comment that Cami is Trailer Trash and always will be, they also call Perez limelight vacuum.

The housemates still don't know tonight is a live eviction and its now time for Emma to go into the house and it's Cami she is dragging out. No proper goodbyes just a quick wave as she is hauled out behind Emma.

Everyone is shocked, not that Cami has gone but that there was a surprised eviction tonight and that Emma came into the house to do it. 

In her post eviction interview Cami admits that going into the house she was really excited to meet Perez because she has been reading his blog for years but on meeting him disliked him pretty much right away.

On speaking about Calum she says that she already knew him before the show and that they are just friends.

Wednesday will be last eviction before the final and TWO people, all housemates are up for eviction now.

CBB Freak Show - Sun 1st

CBB 2015 - Sun 1st Episode 

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First thing to happen this morning is that Katie H and Cheggars make up, initiated by Cheggars, I wonder how long this will last on Katie H's Part.

On Perez pointing out that it's only Cheggar's, Katie P and him in the Kitchen, Cheggar's scurries off to the bedroom. Which disappoints me if I am honest. 

Then it appears Cheggars cleaning strike is over already and I don't doubt this is so he curries favour with the Anti-Perez gang.

Katie H is complaining that she is over Katie P talking about her relationships and sex life and then sailing close to the wind says to Michelle "You saying that Katie P can now be part of our group, I'm not OK with that". I've lost respect for Michelle for not standing up for herself then.

This weeks shopping task is a Freak Show with The 3 Little Pigs, The Two Headed Katie Monster, Mystic Michelle and the Singing Kavanagh Dummy.

First part is for The 3 Little Pigs have to eat 3 disgusting meals, second is the 2 Headed Katie monster which has to answer questions that have been taken from the answers anonymous questionnaires housemates filled in earlier. Next is Kavanagh The Singing Dummy has to sing out tweets that have been written about him by the public. Lastly is Mystic Michelle has to answer questions that housemates wrote about themselves earlier.

You'll never guess but the Housemates passed this weeks shopping task and won the luxury shopping budget. Well that means there will be no starving housemates this series.

The housemates are rewarded with Freak Show Party and after all the drink is gone, Perez gets reflective about his time in the house and regrets ever signing up for the CBB experience.

CBB Goodbye Nadia - Sat 31st

CBB 2015 - Sat 31st Episode 

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It's the day of eviction and Nadia said in her eviction interview that there was an awesome fight to watch out for. So lets see on Day 27...

Everyone is talking about the Nominees party the night before and everyone is reminiscing about a lovely night. So far so good, everyone is still friends. 

Kav's head is little bit sore and can't remember some of the night, he's under the impression that he took the limelight away for Perez for a change though. The other housemates are discussing how Kav really comes out of his shell when he drinks and can be hilarious. Then Cheggars and Katie H butt heads over what was said and wasn't said about Kav. When she called him a grumpy old bastard. 

It then becomes a row between Calum and Perez when Calum tell hims to "Shut your fucking mouth" and it then becomes an argument about when is the appropriate time to turn the bedroom light off. And then out of nowhere it totally explodes when Calum says he's a huge giant dick, to which Perez will shove his giant dick up Calum's arse. It looks like Calum is about to deck him, before Cami steers him to the bedroom but later when he is talking to BB he reckons he didn't lose his temper. 

Perez is called to the diary room about his offensive language towards Calum, and also threatening behaviour. He doesn't take it very seriously until BB tells him this is formal warning as well final warning, to which he becomes precocious.

Nadia tells him off too, when he complains to her about the warning from BB. She points out that when he does things like that he gives people like Katie H ammunition, despite it all stemming from Katie H stirring the house. 

The days task is a test of brains and brawn, the housemates are split into two teams with Calum & Kav as the Team Leaders.

They have to arrange the ball heads (representing each housemate) Most annoying / Most disappointing / Vainest  / Biggest Game Player 

Team Calum are the winners

Cheggars has gone on strike with his cleaning and Katie H is telling the housemates that it's because everyone put him up for eviction. See there she is planting the nominations seed again, just in case he doesn't go tonight (Friday).

The housemates are gathered in the sitting area for the eviction and Katie H is muttering under her breath about Cheggars and I wouldn't be surprised if she was gutted Nadia went home instead of him. 

Nadia left to boos and Perez is in tears. Katie H is excited to see how Perez will cope on his own and Calum is happy...for now.

Michelle says that Katie P is fair game for Perez, because she's his only friend left in the house. She also thinks that it's going to get really ugly with Katie H this week. Michelle, for the first time since week one, admits that she does still enjoy Perez stories but I doubt she'd admit that to Katie H.

Kav tells Cami that he hopes Perez is completely miserable now Nadia has left and Cami is quick to remind him of everything Perez has done. Kav also thinks that he will latch on to Katie P now and that she will entertain it to begin with as she is a genuinely nice person.

Katie P says that everyone is warning her that Perez will want to be her friend now but she says they are already friends and she will continue speaking to him as she has all along. She doesn't have a problem with him, yet.

Katie H asks Perez if he's pissed off that he's still in the house and is disappointed to hear his answer is no.

Kav and Calum are discussing the next nominations but not, by not actually saying any names but they both think they are thinking the same people. I'm in no doubt that poor Cheggars is one of them no thanks to Katie H.

And as if to back up my theory Katie P tells Cheggars that she's heard Katie H making loads of comments and jibes about Chegagars all day and that she doesn't understand why she is so nasty to people.  

Sonikmummy

CBB - Same Old, Same Old Wed 28th

CBB 2015 - Wed 28th Episode 

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Katie H has stress and storms out because Keith is telling people about his ingrowing bum hair hole, after Katie P mentions her boob hole. Yeah I don't understand it either but apparently he's always talking about himself and that pisses Katie H off. 

In the snug Katie H & Michelle are bitching about Katie P, more so Katie H who thinks it's all 'Pricey' act. Michelle is more diplomatic in saying she expected a big loud diva but instead she's very much a girl next door. Meanwhile unbeknown to them she is telling Nadia that she is a very boring person, she just sits at home eating and watching telly until she has to go out and work. 

So Patsy left in the live eviction, which meant Perez went back into the house. Nadia could not believe her eyes, as she was the only one that believed that he had actually walked. Katie H couldn't be any more fucked off PMSL and just keeps repeating "Will everyone just get their head out of Perez' arse". 

Cami gets all Ghetto in the diary room, mainly because we are seeing 'Night time' Cami but also because she is talking about Perez.

Michelle is crying in the bedroom, because she feels Perez is giving a false view of the LGBT community but then it comes down to what it's really about and that's that she could be up against him in the final 3 and lose out to him. Yes, that's right, Michelle think she is going right through to the final and has done so since the beginning. I can't tell if that's a ballsy task to set yourself or plain old narcissism. 

Kav has had a little bit too much to drink and is all argumentative in Nadia's face, and then is shocked  when she argues back. He then continues to shout "Left Wing" in her direction for the rest of tonight.

Perez then tells Nadia what Callum said about her 'Heavy' cooking, which then leads to an argument with Callum but it doesn't stop there. She has a go at Katie H too, for being two faced. This is the Nadia that Patsy stopped us from seeing (because she was looking after her friend) but I think it's the housemate the housemate needs. The other housemates are shocked at her behaviour though and that is in part because when they confront Perez what he has said about them, Perez sugarcoats it so it looks like she is over reacting. 

Perez and Katie H fall into their old familiar groove, shouting over each over and it's tedious already. He'd be better suited to confronting other people and admitting what he has already told others he has said. 

It's gone midnight and Perez is doing his 'Perez show' dance in his pants for the mirrors. Katie P and Cheggars are hiding out in the diary room, because of all the argument madness, they don't dare look at anyone in case they get drawn into it.  

Sonikmummy

CBB - The Truth About Perez Mon 26th

CBB 2015 - Mon 26th Episode 

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Perez is still talking about walking, even first thing in the morning and he tells Patsy that he doesn't need the money so can easily just leave; before he goes to the diary room to tell them for the 100th time he wants to go. Once he's been in there a while he says everything is telling him to quit but he doesn't think its a good idea. 

Possibly because they are fed up with him coming to diary room every five minutes, BB devises a task for Perez to go back into the house and 'stage' a his own walk about before he goes into a secret room, in order to become the BB Puppet Master of the house. 

As he begins to pack his bags, Katie H is antagonising him until she can't bear to not go and be smug, that he is leaving, to the the rest of the housemates. He then storms into the garden and leaves through the fire exit.

Katie H is bitching about the Perez tweet to Michelle but she is having none of it and is actually sticks up for both Nadia and Perez. Then after Perez leaves Katie H is then saying that the tweet was all about perspective and he let it get to him.

As the housemates discuss him walking and his state of mind, Perez listens to everything they say about him. He also gets to watch everyone make their nominations, which go as follows:

Calum - Nadia because she was friends with Perez
             Patsy because she doesn't deal with the stress well

Keith - Patsy because she goes on about how awful it all is
           Kav because he likes a drink and had the other day he told him to fuck off

Katie P - Patsy doesn't like to get involved in anything
               Cami is not a consistent person from day to night

Perez accurately predicts the next housemate to nominate 

Cami - Patsy fed up with hearing peace and love
           Nadia as great as she is, she is too negative

Nadia - Katie H Too Black and White
            Patsy because she wakes Nadia up between 5-6am

Michelle - Patsy, she loves her but she's not in the room mentally
                 Nadia because she has control issues

Patsy - Katie H because she doesn't like living with her opinions
            Nadia because she clashes with Katie H and she can't live like that 

Kav - Patsy because she doesn't bring anything to the house
          Nadiam, a Wonderful woman but made him feel guilty for not speaking to him 

Katie H - Patsy because she believes in peace and love but tired of living with Yoyko Ono 
                Katie P because she doesn't side with anyone and or have any strong opinions

Katie P is explaining that a driver and a carer take Harvey to his special school in London, everyday, and that the government pay for that because he has special needs. she is thankful for that because it would cost £1000 a day otherwise. Katie H asks why she doesn't pay for it out of her own money, as she must be able to pay for it. Katie P reply is excellent, She doesn't know how much she is going to earn each year, it can vary drastically AND she pays her taxes on the money she does make so why shouldn't she except help for Harvey.

Katie P and Nadia discuss how arguments start and Katie P says she has seen how certain people push other people buttons in order to get an argument out of it. She said it was hard to remain calm when Katie H was trying to argue with her about Harvey's care.

Katie H, Nadia and Patsy are up for nomination but Perez has to pick one other from Kav, Cami and Katie P (they all tied with one vote each). He picks his favourite mean girl Cami Li. 

Housemates are told they will face nomination and Cami does not take the news well, on the other end of the spectrum is Nadia and Patsy who are over the moon to up for the public vote. I wonder though, if after a couple of days without Perez, they'll still be so keen to leave. 

Cami Li thinks she knows who nominated her because they couldn't look her in the eye and her ranting continues until Patsy & Nadia get her up singing and dancing. Nadia has had her first drink in ages and everyone is excited to see new fun her, everyone that is except for uber bitch Katie H.

Sonikmummy

CBB - Evicton Re-Cap Sat 24th & Shopping Task / Bitchfest Sun 25th

CBB 2015 - Sat 24th & Sun 25th Episode 

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Saturday 24th

Friday and there is pre-eviction chatter between Alicia, Nadia, Perez, Katie P, Kav and Calum about leaving the house to boos or cheers. 

Katie H has meanwhile been passing judge and jury on her other housemates, whilst sitting with Michelle.

Kav - Doesn't even want to be in the entertainment industry.

Patsy - Hypochondria

Katie P - Just wants to find a man to love her forever

Calum - Wants the British public to forgive him for his past playboy antics

Alicia - Has body issues & desperate for a man 

Nadia - Still not happy with her weight.

Cheggars - you don't become an alcoholic 

Perez - Narcissistic

Calum starts bitching with Katie H & Michelle about Katie P putting him up on for eviction as the least entertaining (Katie H informed him of that) and he says well "fuck me that I don't want to tell everybody 35,000 times a day".

Michelle slips off to advises Katie P to stop talking about her exes and just start letting people get to know about her.

Meanwhile it becomes clear that to the boys that Katie H has been stirring, so Calum asks Katie P to confirm whether or not she did say he was the least entertaining. They kiss and make up and Katie H has to find another argument to stoke.

Alicia goes to the diary room to discuss why she wants to stay in the house and she says she feels like she has grown stronger as a person and improved in her confidence. The bit that lets her down is "What else will you bring to the BB house if you stay" and her answer is  Honesty & Friendship. Lovely for the outside world but not entertaining for the house and viewing public.

Cheggars is called to the diary room for a secret mission to make the house laugh with jokes but whilst he is in the diary room, a message comes up on the lounge screen to 

tell the rest of the house that the real mission is for the house mates NOT to laugh. It is cringe worthy to watch but just like a car crash, couldn't stop watching.

Katie H asks if Patsy if she would walk if she'd still got her pay cheque. Patsy says of course she would but then Katie H can't stop asking the same question, over and over. Clearly she wants to break Patsy and then when Patsy just walks away Katie H announces to the rest of the room that she can't get a straight answer from her. 

Nadia feels she can't vent about Katie H's Perez obsession because she doesn't want to whinge about it to anyone else because if Katie H hears she'll kick off, not only at Nadia but also the person she was confiding in. 

Eviction time soon comes around and Alicia is 2nd to leave the house, although they booed when Emma said her name, she actually left to at least as many cheers as boos.

Her departure has mixed reactions within the house, Cheggars bursts into tears as he is worried about her. Katie H is a sudden fan and thought they'd keep her in because she was ballsy and says she can't believe Alicia lost out to Perez. 

Cami and Calum have a falling out because he told her not to be wound up by Perez and just all be adults. Cami  accuses him of censoring her but it's all blown over after 5 mis and we are back to Tits & Touching.

Kav worries that Nadia is getting exhausted by Perez and she admits that sometimes she sits with him because otherwise he's on his own, because she won't allow that. Nadia is being a proper mummy for him.

Perez has been walking about in his dinosaur pants most of the night and has also added a wig. He says if he didn't have son he wouldn't be acting like this. Jesus, if this is how he acts knowing his kid could see it....... 

Sunday 24th

In this weeks shopping task has the been hacked and first up BB shows the housemates video clips of them bitching about each other. 

BB needs the housemates to help take the hacked system back by re-booting. 

When a corrupt audio file is played, the housemate that said that it has to own up and explain why they said it. 

First up is Perez saying that Calum has given everything he can give to the house so would probably go Friday.

Next was Calum bitching about Perez and his manipulation of BB and the rule book.

Perez runs straight off to the diary room, claiming that he won't forgive and he definitely won't forget. He is however surprised to hear what has been being said about him and it's due to brainwashing by Katie H. 

'Showmance' is word that is now often the word that follows anything said about Calum & Cami. 

Nadia informs Perez that she is the only one that likes him, which appears to actually shock him. Then Patsy says that he is compromising Nadia's happiness in the house.

The next task involves Nadia, Perez and Cami must complete the circuit by deciding who would come top in a public poll of the following

Most Two Faced - Perez / Correct

Most Sincere - Nadia / Calum

Most Genuine - Patsy / Michelle 

Most Boring - Kav / Correct 

Least Trustworthy - Kav / Cami Li

Most Entertaining - Katie H / Correct 

Most Unhygienic - Kav / Perez

Least Self-obsessed - Keith / Correct 

Failed the task because they don't get all 8 right.

Nadia and Katie H have huge a row about being manipulated by Perez and said that Nadia agreed with everything in the task that Perez said. Michelle however is on Nadia's side saying that she had said a number of times during the task that she disagreed with Perez a number of times. 

This then leads to Perez and Cami screaming and calling each other a bitch. Patsy drags Cami into the bedroom and Perez runs to the diary room to congratulate himself and tell the British public he doesn't give a shit what they think of him.

Michelle confronts Perez on his arduous task of antagonising the whole house. His excuse is that KH says hurtful things about so many people. Michelle tries to encourage him to approach Katie H and just talk to her. He finally admits it's all gone "shit to the walls" but doesn't know how to sort it. 

In the next task Calum, Kav and Katie P have to wear memory helmets then watch a bitching show reel, which not only include clips from the house but comments from viewers. They then have to answer a question each about what they have watched. They get the answers right and pass the task but the arguments get worse.

Cami is pissed at Perez' comments about her 'friendship' with Calum and her 'boyfriend'.

Perez accuses BB of using a fake tweet, that said mean things about him. He talks to BB via the Camera's and mirrors about how when he leaves the house he will be telling everyone the real TRUTH.

They win the luxury shopping budget because they passed 2 of the 3 tasks. Me thinks these shopping tasks are too easy. 

Finally it wouldn't be the end of an hour without Perez shouting 'It's the Perez show featuring Katie Hopkins' and him going into the diary room for a rage, again at BB, saying "Fuck you and your mothers" and "Fuck you and your fathers".

Sonikmummy

CBB Perez & Katie Are New BFF's Oh Sorry That Was a Dream Thu 22nd

CBB 2015 - Thu 22nd Episode 

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Day 15 already!  

Kav is awake and before his eyes are even fully open he is immediately apologetic for the vodka making him so aggressive and says that he plans to apologise ASAP to Cheggars.

Meanwhile Cheggars is in the diary room saying he knows it was only the drink talking yesterday and  then he has his weekly tears because he is missing his wife. 

Kav apologises to Cheggars for being so aggressive and they both offer some passive aggressive advice. 

Alicia is complaining to Cheggars that she is uncomfortable with Katie P constant talk about sex and bodily functions, and he agrees that he finds he is embarrassed by it too. But let's be honest Alicia if you had anything worth talking about - you would too!

Alicia & Perez gossip to Nadia about Cami and Calum and the possibility of it going further, they are both of the opinion that if Calum was really interested he would have made a proper move by now. Actually guys it's because Calum has always been a gentleman deep down and he's not not the scoundrel was when he was drinking and daft after his dad died. As for the idea that Cami's boyfriend has dumped her already.....well bitches I've seen no scandalous Kiss & Tells from him so I think they're still a couple, just maybe with somethings they need to talk through.

Perez is leading an acting class, why you'd encourage his screaming and performing? I don't know but they do and then of course an hour or later it all hits the fan. In the form of the Big Brother Big Debate Task:

The panel debate group comprised of Katie H, Nadia, Michelle, and Perez. The rest of the housemates are allowed to ask questions and contribute their views.

1. Do Celebrities that have plastic surgery set a good example? 

Katie H makes the expected views known and Nadia has similar views just as not as acidic.  Katie P makes a good argument that people should only do it for themselves and that the age you can have plastic surgery to be raised from 18 to 21. 

2. Is remaining neutral a good thing or a weakness? 

Katie H thinks it's a weakness, Nadia thinks it's just the way some people are and predictably Keith takes this item as personal attack 

3. Are there any real friendships in the house?

Perez is first to announce that he has made 3 lifelong friends already - Alicia, Patsy and Nadia. It all then kicks off  and Patsy comes out from her corner fighting (as she does) telling Alicia that she's not going to change Katie H and nor vice versa, so why don't people just start trying to get along so that everyone can start enjoying the experience. 

4. Does anyone in the house take themselves too seriously? 

There was an audible cringe when BB read that question out. 

Michelle doesn't think anyone takes themselves too seriously but instead some take things too personally.

And then finally the much predicted  Katie H & Perez show kicks off and everyone just sits back and watches the it all unfold AGAIN. Katie P tries her UN peacekeeper bit but she can't even be heard & then Nadia gets on her high horse.

Nadia storms off and Patsy runs off after her, trying to keep the promise she made that she wouldn't let Nadia become a screaming fishwife at Katie H. 

Katie P is worried about what the viewing public are thinking of her and Michelle advises that it's not worth worrying about until you hear your name read out on an eviction night and the crowd cheer or boo. Good advice.

Patsy is on the verge of a nervous & physical breakdown, and is practically sitting in the corner rocking.

The show ends with Calum ranting that he is finding it hard to keep his cool around Perez now but can't bear the thought of him losing (by going first) to a 'baddie' like Perez. I think Calum could earn even more fans by telling Perez to STFU.

On a little side note, I saw Alexander O'Neal on the Wright Stuff this morning and I know make up and stuff but he looked so much better and a lot younger! Bless Him.

Sonikmummy

CBB Tits, Bums & Sex Tues 20th

CBB 2015 - Tue 20th Episode 

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Sorry this is so late, bad day again but here we are now.....

So last night was the Live Eviction that wasn't, cancelled because Alexander had walked *wipes away tear

Michelle is is educating Katie H how to sunbathe, who seriously has NO IDEA.  

Perez is telling Katie P that he saw going on CBB was a chance to show the real him and when he goes to parties he is really shy and she is just nodding along politely.

Michelle thinks that Perez is having a change of behaviour because he is such a big fan of Katie P, he is acting like a real person but the housemates are on edge for when he can't can no longer keep up the 'normal' act. She calls it Post Traumatic Perez Disorder. 

Alicia has had 18 boob jobs and lets Katie H have a feel, who has no boobs to speak of, and she is nicely supposed about the difference in boob sturdiness / squidginess. She has a feel of Michelle's for comparison. 

Alicia now has no original boob tissue left so they have to give her new boob tissue in the form of pig tissue (stateside you get human tissue).   She then goes onto say she would rather be dead than have no tits. She would sink in to a depression and give up on life. Michelle can't wait to get her fake boobs removed, in the next 5 years, as she says she has now learnt that femininity doesn't come from tits.

Katie P spills the beans on Alex Reid or as he likes to be known as Roxanne. Patsy loves a bit of celeb gossip and almost can't believe her ears, Perez is of course the inquisitor but his Katie P facts are as hotly researched as the rest of housemates. She later reveals that he loved having things shoved up his arse, She even used to wear a strap on for him. 

Nadia speaks to Cami about her and Calum getting fruity and how he seems to be getting moon eyes over her. I actually think that came and Calum would make a cute couple. They'd be good for each other she needs a bit of taming and he needs a strong woman t tell him how it is. 

Katie P speaks about always getting cystitis whenever she had sex with her Argentinian boyfriend and they couldn't understand each other because he didn't speak English and she doesn't speak Spanish. So when she was moaning because it hurt (sex) he thought she was loving it.

Alicia admitted to Nadia that she needs to stay in the house as long as she can because she is a broke single mother and that's why she was so upset to be up for nomination.

Katie P is like the UN Peacekeeper, she has also been surprised by Katie H, how well they get on. Alicia is a really sweet girl and Perez is just Perez.

Patsy and Kav are newly won over Katie P fans and feel she is bringing harmony to the house with her chilled attitude.

Alicia speaks to Katie H about home schooling her 3yr old, and she admitted to only just learning her Alphabet and Shapes - yes that's Alicia who has only just learnt it. Katie H is speechless, along with Cheggars, can't believe she thinks homeschooling is a good idea! Nor can I - that's a You Tube Homeschooling video I'd love to see!

Later the housemates are called to the sofa's to be punished for talking about nominations, particularly Alicia and Calum. Calum immediately apologises before the punishments are handed out 'No housemates can use the hairdryers or straihtners' but Alicia only apologises when she see's how pissed off everyone is. 

Michelle and Katie H are not enjoying the 'nice' and 'jolly' house and feel it's all fake. Alicia gets a fit of the giggles with Cheggars and Katie H looks like she just wants to slap her. 

Katie P is called to the diary room and told she has 24 hours to decided to save one of the nominees that have entertained her the most and replace them with the housemate that is least entertaining and her decision will be shown live (Tues) instead of the Live eviction.

Cut to Tuesday Live - Everyone is dressed ready for eviction and then they they are informed that they are not being evicted tonight but still up for eviction Friday, they then find out about BB evil twist to get Katie P to save and slay. She picks Katie H to save and puts up Calum but explains it's not because he's been least entertaining but because she thinks he is safest to stay in if he goes up for the for eviction. Cami has panic attack and shoves her boobs in his face by way of a cuddle. 

Nadia is gutted she has to wait another 3 days to find her out her fate and Patsy can't bear the wait to find out if her bestie is going.

Sonikmummy

CBB And Cracks Begin To Crumble Fri 16th

CBB 2015 - Fri 16th Episode inc. Live Eviction

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Tonight there will not only be a Live Eviction but also a NEW HOUSEMATE GOING IN! 

In the meantime lets see what the housemates have been getting up to.

Over breakfast Katie, Michelle, Perez and Alicia are trying to rehash the Katie & Alicia arguments.And whilst Alicia tries to argue her case, she just never gets up to any decent speed with it. 

Katie got very totes emosh when Cami, Chloe and Michelle paid her a compliment and gave her hugs. She continues with the tears in the diary room too. Maybe she's sprung a leak?!

Perez has misgivings that his biggest enemy is Katie but he has no idea, that there are 3 sisters that have a target on his back. 

Bless Kav, he is trying to warn Alicia against falling in with Perez because Kav genuinely cares about her and has been her buddy, but she stabs Kav straight in the back by running straight to Nadia and Perez. 

Chloe has a master plan to use against Perez, if she stays in, she will become mini me Perez. The Nemisis he doesn't even know exists.

The clap of thunder and musical statues signals the first part of the eviction process, the two housemates with the highest number of votes and therefore safe are Michelle & Alicia. Which leaves Alexander and Chloe to go head to head. 

With Chloe's more bitchy side making a bigger appearance , I don't fancy her chances against Katie Price - if she is going in! 

Back to what else happened yesterday......

....The fucking Perez show continues in the Garden and in the meantime the bitchiness towards Alicia steps up its game. Callum tries to umpire the girls and even Michelle has cause to speaks to all of them as if they are 10 years old and she is matron. Perez is completely oblivious to whats going on and continues with his sideshow .... all that wasted effort. 

Michelle and Callum then go to the diary room to complain about Perez' *sexually explicit* behaviour in the garden, in his pants. Bless Michelle she is in tears because she feels his carry on has set back LGBT rights campaigning back years with just tonight and not all the rest of his crap. Don't worry Michelle we know that's not the behaviour of a Gay Man but an Insane Man. 

HANG ON - WHERE THE FUCK HAS KATIE HOPKINS BEEN WHILST ALL THIS WAS GOING ON?!

*Stop Press* Chloe is the first CBB housemate to be evicted in 2015 and I think last nights behaviour didn't help her cause. I think, however, the public have saved her from Katie Price. *Stop Press*

Now the moment we have all been waiting for, an empty bed to be filled. Celebrity Housemate No.15 is Katie Price and she can't stop crying already. She's dressed as a Disney Princess and ready to rumble with Katie Hopkins. 

Emma Willis has given Katie Price a Magic Wand and BB will giving her further instructions on how to use when she gets in the house. 

On entering the house Katie P had to banish 3 people to the gilded cage for the duration of the ball tonight. Before she selected her 3, she said she'd be watching the show but wanted to judge everyone on how she finds them in the house now and asks they do they same of her. With that she banished Perez - because the house needs a fucking rest. Cami - because she needs to sort her shit out with Perez and Nadia because she knows she is a strong woman. 

This could be everything we hope and SO SO SO MUCH MORE 

Sonikmummy