CBB The Fairytale is Starting to Sour Sun 11th

CBB 2015 - Sun 11th Episode

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Housemates were still shocked about Jeremy & Ken’s behaviour and even the most tolerant of them, Michelle, is now disgusted about Ken’s offensive comments.

They then were called to the sofa’s so that BB could inform them all that Jeremy had been ejected from the house. Safe to say that everyone was visibly relieved but no one more so than Perez. Who is under the impression that everyone wants to harm / kill you. 

Ken’s excuse for his unbelievable behaviour last night is that he was drunk and doesn’t remember any of it. Neither you nor I nor the housemates are buying that. Chloe later in the day said to him that she doesn’t think he would make such sexist / Inappropriate comments in real life and asks if he is just saying these things for shock entertainment value. The long and short of Ken’s reply is that he can neither confirm or deny. 

Afterwards Ken was went to the diary room because he is worried what his wife will think, as she told him not to swear. To be honest mate, that's the least of your problems. BB asked if he had apologised to any of the housemates for his behaviour and his response was to go into a super rant about how he has had enough of ‘political correctness gone mad’ and even mocked Chloe’s reaction to what Jeremy did. Where’d did they find this guy, Nasty Little Men Anonymous?

During the day everyone had a task, which involved Michelle & Ken reading Fairy Tale’s (which related to the other housemates) and matching them to each person and they got them all correct! These were: 

Has a Masters in Law - Cami  

Caught humping in a field with married man - Katie

Had plastic surgery to look like Barbie - Alicia

Once called the biggest bully on the Internet - Perez

Was Cameron Diaz’ bottom double - Chloe

Went from Riches to Rags - Kav

Slipped on a Prawn Ball - Nadia

Revealed he was alcoholic live on TV - Cheggars

Has had 3 hair transplants - Calum

Was in bed with Mel Gibson - Patsy

Was a member of a gang - Alexander

The whole task was light hearted and fun, everyone was being friendly and getting on then Perez went a  bit to far questioning Katie about her affair and then Ken did the same about Chloe’s arse. It all kicked off Nadia shouted at Ken, Cheggars (WTF) told Perez to Shut the Fuck up, Patsy wanted to leave and Perez made a tearful apology to Katie.

What would BB do in such a situation? Give them Cocktails & Music for passing the task, which I have to admit didn’t have the effect I was expecting and it was a lovely party atmosphere with everyone dancing. Nadia has some really good moves and of course Alexander had the best rhythm and the night was only ruined by Perez starting the ME, ME, ME! show. Nadia threatened to drown him in chocolate milk and a few others went to bed just to avoid him.

The final part of the show was Katie in the diary room, telling BB that Perez will be leaving the house and it will be by her hand.

Sonikmummy

CBB Bedlam Sat 10th

CBB 2015 - Sat 10th Episode

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If you didn’t catch that tonights episode was moved from 9pm to 10pm and wonder why, then the ‘warning’ at the start of tonights CBB made it completely clear.

After only 3 days in the house, Hell has already broken out. 

Before Ken had even got the sleep out of his eyes he was being offensive, Saying he was going to the shower room to look at ladies arses and promptly trotted out there. Half the housemates thought he was joking but he then repeated himself whilst the girls were in the bathroom and had to be put in his place by Patsy.

Katie also had a go at offending everyone before they’d finished their first cuppa of the day by saying, about a Indonesian child being made to make clothes, that at least they had a job. 

Ken claims his ‘offensive’ act is to get voted out of the house but I had him pegged as a John McCririck from the start. Although it could also be a double bluff. Not only is he actually that offensive but he knows the more you say you want to go the longer they keep you in. 

First order of the day from BB was face to face voting and boy were these housemates up for that. 

The voting went as follows:

Michelle voted Ken (Wants to go home)

Perez voted Ken (Wants to go home)

Katie voted Perez (Too annoying and loud)

Nadia voted Katie (They’re polar opposites)

Cami voted Ken (Wants to go home & he called her a slut)

Jezza voted Patsy (She has a Auto Immune and that he needs to kill of the    weakest in order to become the strongest)

Chloe voted Ken (Offensive)

Calum voted Ken (Wants to go home)

Kav voted Ken (Wants to go home)

Alicia voted Calum (Safest to stay & doesn’t like her)

Patsy voted Ken (Bathroomgate)

Alex voted Perez (Control Freak & has to be centre of attention)

Cheggars voted Perez (Because he puts his arse & feet on the food surfaces)

Which means that Ken will face the public vote along with Chloe & Alexander

Perez then informed Nadia that the reason Katie voted for him is because he is her biggest competition - yep Nadia was speechless too. 

Ken then called Alexander a Negro and whilst Alexander told him it’s not ok to use that word, he did give him a chance to redeem himself. Ken however seemed to then try to use every racist word in his vocabulary. Ken was called into the Diary Room for a warning, which is no surprise given BB’s previous problems with racism. 

Then we had Jezza having a drinking competition with himself, that could only end one way and that was with his head in the toilet. Chloe went it to check he was ok and he started his philosophic nonsense and the next thing is we here Chloe explain “No! That’s not alright” and come running out in tears. 

Jeremy had pulled open her dressing gown and touched her boob. Nadia was mother hen between taking Chloe to the diary room and stopping Cami from cutting off his bollocks. 

Next thing Jeremy comes out and Calum has been elected to get his side of the story but before he can even begin Jeremy is so unaware of his actions being inappropriate that he thinks everyone is slagging off his drinking prowess. 

Jeremy was sent to the bathroom by BB and Perez had a full on hissy fit how he didn’t feel safe in the house with Jeremy. 

The other problem Jeremy had was the more he tried to defend himself the worst he made it, even eventually admitting he did touch Chloe boob ‘But only because she thought she was flirting’.

Jeremy had to sleep in a seprate area to everyone else and was eventually ejected from the house the next morning. 

In the meantime continued to make offensive comments to everyone, including those who had defended him earlier, including Perez and got himself another formal warning.

I’m just not sure if BB are just keeping Ken in because he wants to go 

CBB Behaviour & Beds Thu 8th

CBB 2015 - Thu 8th Episode

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Chloe & Cami have struck up a predictable friendship, with the unoriginal tandem boob jiggling whenever possible. Constant offenders of encouraging this are Alexander & Jeremy, who couldn’t resist ‘umpiring’ the girls Arm Wrestling by the Hot Tub.

Perez being a former ‘Fatty’ has been quizzing Katie on her Fat-ist views and you can tell she is really struggling, having to be not only nice to him (in particular) but she has to say nice things about fat people.

Later on Perez discloses that he thinks Public Persona Katie Hopkins is a Character and ‘Nice’ Katie, they are seeing in the house, is the real Katie. We can all only speculate but if the Nasty is fake she won’t be able to keep that up for a month, once she starts forgetting about the cameras.

Reg just seems to raid the fridge, wander around on his own and talk to himself. 

Perez must be pissing these guys off in there, he interviews everyone like he’s speed dating. It’s definitely grating on me. 

Jeremy has been knocking back the Champagne like it’s water but claims he isn’t an Alcoholic, he just has an excessive personality. Michelle claims that this is a massive improvement in his life / behaviour. Personally I think we have an Amanda Bynes melt down in the making here. 

Due to his wandering around like he has Alzheimer's, Reg has missed out on nabbing a bed. So he now has choice but to share and Perez is the only one forthcoming with an offer. 

First words out of Reg’s mouth weren’t thank you but “Are you gay? But you have a child!”. Perez promised him there would be no funny business but it was only a couple of hours ago that Perez announced that he had a huge dick and it got erect whenever it was near anyone - regardless of the sex person.

We’re not the only ones concerned about Jezza’s behaviour either, Nadia has spoken to Michelle about it and Perez has even gone to the diary room to say his behaviour is close to crossing over to dangerous not entertaining.

Finally someone (Calum) is onto Katie, not only that her kindness & sweetness is fake but she is the villain of the house and was in fact the person that put Chloe & Alexander up! Well done Sherlock.

Sonikmummy