CBB - Alexander O'Neal Has Left The House Sun 18th

CBB 2015 - Sun 18th Episode 

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Perez starts the morning by saying (to Katie P) he is 99% sure he will walk and leave the house today, because he fears for his own safety.

Alicia tells Kav & Cheggars that she feels left out, as Perez is now BFF's with Katie P, but Nadia seems pleased to share the load. 

Katie P is telling everyone about her relationships and how quickly she falls in love (and gets pregnant!) but says she wouldn't change a thing she has done....apart from trying out to be the UK entry for Eurovision.  PMSL. I love how Michelle interacts with her as she is clearly a fan but she doesn't crowd her or seem overbearing, just honestly interested.

Alexander bless him is called to the diary room to see how he is feeling. He says that he is still frustrated by Perez and this is unfortunately leading him to be a negative force in the house. When he is like this he tends to isolate himself from everyone and not just Perez and he doesn't want to do that, so he is going to pull himself up by the boots straps. 

Housemates have to nominate today, for the first time form the diary room, but Katie P is unable to vote or be voted as she has only just come into the house. The voting goes as follows: 

Katie H >>>    1. Perez - "A Genital Wart on the face of the house                           

                       2. Nadia - Is the liberal left and gives Perez a platform

Cheggars >>> 1. Alexander - Leaving Phlegmy tissues around the house 

                        2. Perez - You just don't know where you are with him 

Nadia >>>       1. Katie H-  Don't like each other 

                        2. Alexander - Because of tension since Perez and he fell out

Calum >>>      1. Perez - Root of awkwardness

                        2. Alicia - Doesn't pay attention or Alert 

Cami >>>        1.  Alicia - Not someone she would hangout with on the out

                        2. Perez - He's disgusting, manipulative and calculating

Patsy >>>       1.Perez - Tension and Anger in the house caused by him 

                       2.Nadia - Life is being sucked out of her by being the caring mother and        

                          needs peace

Michelle >>>   1. Perez - Pity & Disdain

                       2. Alicia - Plays the victim, especially with Perez

Kav >>>          1. Perez - Everyone is mentally & physically exhausted by him

                       2.Nadia - is not genuine with Perez and she is mothering him too much

Perez >>>       1. Katie H - threatened physical violence and to poison him

                        2. Cami Li - flies off the handle when she's had a drink

Alicia >>>        1. Cami li - becomes a potty mouth when she has a drink

                        2. Katie H - Called her a cruel mother and thick

Due to Alexander leaving his votes are now void so Nadia and Cheggars have re-do one vote. 

Nadia >>>       2. Michelle - friends with Katie h

Cheggars >>> 2. Kav - Messy lad and leaves food everywhere

Katie P has a chat with Alexander in the garden and she says it feels like the house has settled and he admits that he thinks it's Katie P's presence in the house that has done that and in part that's because Perez is now entertained by having a new housemates.

Katie P and Alicia have a 'Men are all Bastards' and discuss the men that two timed them with each other. They also admit that they had issues with each other over the years but now they've met each other in the flesh they actually quite like each other. 

Perez puts on Katie P's princess dress on, as part of his fake idol worship and no doubt to do some sort of taunting in the garden ritual. I'm sure she's only given it to him to have a break for 5 minutes.

Alexander is getting more irate the more he see's and says he doesn't want to eat anything that Perez is breathing his bird flu on. Nadia gets told to butt out by Alexander too.

Perez is in the diary room, claiming that everyone is fearing for his safety and is ranting that he is shaking with fear because Alexander is staring at him menacingly as if he is going to jump him. 

Alexander is outside explaining to Calum that he is making Perez only feel as uncomfortable as Perez has been making everyone else. Alex' aggravation is starting to worry housemates but only because they don't want Alexander to be provoked into losing his temper and being thrown out for threatening Perez. 

Perez finally gets his way and Alexander walks from the house, he leaves a touching message for the housemates and asks them not to let the reason for his leaving affect the rest of his stay. Everyone but Alicia leaves Perez sitting on his own but even she walks away in the end. 

Cami, Katie H, Patsy and Michelle are in tears. Even Kav loses his cool and has a ranty swear. 

Then Katie H gets all cross and shouty not just at Perez but at those who have 'hosted' him. So Nadia and Patsy go to bed to avoid the fallout and Nadia asks her not to let Katie H provoke her into being a fishwife. Michelle even gives Alicia a mother and daughter chat about it being time to stop taking back her "Shitty boyfriend" (Perez) back.

Katie H continues to taunt Perez whilst she helps pack Alexanders case but also carries on her tirade against those who continue to entertain him after all he's done i.e. Nadia, Alicia and Patsy but its interesting to note that she doesn't confront Katie P on the very same.

As Alexander has left there will be no live eviction on Tuesday, but nominations will remain in place until Tuesday when Emma will reveal a live nominations twist. 

CBB - I'm Fed Up Of Hearing and Writing the P Word Sat 17th

CBB 2015 - Sat 17th Episode (Eviction Day)

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First topic of the day is about Perez' behaviour. Cheggars tries to advise him about it and when Perez  reveals that he is doing it because he doesn't want to stay in the house but if he walks he doesn't get paid. Cheggars says fair enough but perhaps doing nothing would be better.  

Katie H has clearly self appointed herself as Queen Bee and decides she needs to be Cheggars personal adviser but he gives Katie H a short sharp shrift when she tells him he shouldn't be entertaining Perez, let alone talking to him.

Then Katie H does the complete opposite as if she can't help herself but follow him around, ranting and again she seems to cross the line into bullying. 

Alicia speaks of the relationship break down with Cami & Chloe, in the dairy room and how it only leaves her to be friends with Katie H or Perez and she doesn't get on with Katie H. Weird because I'm sure the only other person who has made it clear they don't like Alicia is Calum.

Then we find out Perez also woke up everyone with his coughing, at 6am, not coughing in is bed but at the other end of bedroom.  So he pissed everyone off but none more so than Alexander and then he continued to taunt him until Alex called him a Faggot. And whilst that is VERY wrong he deliberately targeted Alexander by blowing him kisses and waggling his tongue at him through that bloody rabbit's ears. 

Michelle immediately told Alexander "Not OK" but it was the final straw for the housemates who told Perez to shut the fuck up and fuck off BY EVERYONE. No one even wants him in their space. BB pulls Alexander on calling him a faggot and Alexander says that now he is not angry, he knows that this was wrong. He is given a formal warning and if he gets another one he's out but unless Perez has a death wish then I think Alexander 'The Man' O'Neal will be fine.

Katie H in the meantime went into one of her 'close to 'bullying rant and broke Perez' rabbit - which is by far the funniest thing she has done so far. 

Perez goes to the diary room to demand his lawyer, because two people have threatened him with physical violence, He is starting his "Concern for his Safety" bollocks. He says he is following the rules and trying to be professional. Imagine a Perez in a office environment

For the eviction night there is a eviction ball, with a gilded cage. When BB plays music the housemates must dance and when it stops the housemates must freeze and speak.

Chloe got evicted (I think the Alicia thing sealed that for her, on the night) but Alexander really thought that he was going, but he is over the moon to give Perez the 'V' because it proves he is more popular.

Alexander, Calum and Kav were pleased to hear the cheers of "Get Perez Out" as that should be a wake up call to Perez. 

The music plays, Perez sulks in the corner (now clutching a wooden horse) and then the music freezes again, and the housemates suss someone is coming in. That gets Perez out of his sulking corner. Michelle is so star struck excited when she sees it's Katie Price. Katie H realises she may be about to have a shocker, in the shape of Jordan. 

Katie P calls Perez to come out and immediately banishes him to the gilded cage, for the duration of the rest of the ball. Next is Cami, so that her and Perez can "sort their shit out" and then lastly Nadia because she is a strong woman. 

Katie P reveals that she has had to have all her (fake) boobs removed because of a septic infection. Alicia finally has someone who understands her.

Katie P tells the diary room, that she feels really welcomed and because she has been watching the show beforehand, she knows they have been back stabbing but even Katie H is being nice. 

Katie Price gets Katie H to admit what she said about her and then turns it to her advantage to god court. Katie P talks about how she caught her husband and TWO of her best friends  shagging.  Even Calum is shocked at her husbands antics. The reason I'm not calling him her ex-husband is because she took him back. Apparently he was just a sex addict. 

Nadia and Patsy talk in the toilet about the tensions about in the house and Patsy advises Nadia that she shouldn't stop being his friend but she mustn't defend his outrageous behaviour. Patsy has been an occasional sit on the fence individual and given that her and Nadia are clearly friends on the outside too, I was surprised. So to risk criticising Nadia's friendship, of which she is very defencive of, was a risky manoeuvre but it does prove that they clearly do have a very deep, sincere friendship. 

Sonikmummy

CBB And Cracks Begin To Crumble Fri 16th

CBB 2015 - Fri 16th Episode inc. Live Eviction

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Tonight there will not only be a Live Eviction but also a NEW HOUSEMATE GOING IN! 

In the meantime lets see what the housemates have been getting up to.

Over breakfast Katie, Michelle, Perez and Alicia are trying to rehash the Katie & Alicia arguments.And whilst Alicia tries to argue her case, she just never gets up to any decent speed with it. 

Katie got very totes emosh when Cami, Chloe and Michelle paid her a compliment and gave her hugs. She continues with the tears in the diary room too. Maybe she's sprung a leak?!

Perez has misgivings that his biggest enemy is Katie but he has no idea, that there are 3 sisters that have a target on his back. 

Bless Kav, he is trying to warn Alicia against falling in with Perez because Kav genuinely cares about her and has been her buddy, but she stabs Kav straight in the back by running straight to Nadia and Perez. 

Chloe has a master plan to use against Perez, if she stays in, she will become mini me Perez. The Nemisis he doesn't even know exists.

The clap of thunder and musical statues signals the first part of the eviction process, the two housemates with the highest number of votes and therefore safe are Michelle & Alicia. Which leaves Alexander and Chloe to go head to head. 

With Chloe's more bitchy side making a bigger appearance , I don't fancy her chances against Katie Price - if she is going in! 

Back to what else happened yesterday......

....The fucking Perez show continues in the Garden and in the meantime the bitchiness towards Alicia steps up its game. Callum tries to umpire the girls and even Michelle has cause to speaks to all of them as if they are 10 years old and she is matron. Perez is completely oblivious to whats going on and continues with his sideshow .... all that wasted effort. 

Michelle and Callum then go to the diary room to complain about Perez' *sexually explicit* behaviour in the garden, in his pants. Bless Michelle she is in tears because she feels his carry on has set back LGBT rights campaigning back years with just tonight and not all the rest of his crap. Don't worry Michelle we know that's not the behaviour of a Gay Man but an Insane Man. 

HANG ON - WHERE THE FUCK HAS KATIE HOPKINS BEEN WHILST ALL THIS WAS GOING ON?!

*Stop Press* Chloe is the first CBB housemate to be evicted in 2015 and I think last nights behaviour didn't help her cause. I think, however, the public have saved her from Katie Price. *Stop Press*

Now the moment we have all been waiting for, an empty bed to be filled. Celebrity Housemate No.15 is Katie Price and she can't stop crying already. She's dressed as a Disney Princess and ready to rumble with Katie Hopkins. 

Emma Willis has given Katie Price a Magic Wand and BB will giving her further instructions on how to use when she gets in the house. 

On entering the house Katie P had to banish 3 people to the gilded cage for the duration of the ball tonight. Before she selected her 3, she said she'd be watching the show but wanted to judge everyone on how she finds them in the house now and asks they do they same of her. With that she banished Perez - because the house needs a fucking rest. Cami - because she needs to sort her shit out with Perez and Nadia because she knows she is a strong woman. 

This could be everything we hope and SO SO SO MUCH MORE 

Sonikmummy

CBB The Ego Has Landed - Thu 15th

CBB 2015 - Thu 15th Episode

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OMG the ego has landed, well it landed a few days back but is now over inflated, "Bell End" Perez is really thinking he owns this show.

Loved it when Alexander told him off in the bedroom, he looked total surprised that someone would tell him to pipe down and stop shit stirring.

Cami-Li is getting on my wick to with her American bad ass talk, and rocking her head & body as if she's something from a snoop dog vid. Yes she does look good but that mouth reminds me of emptying my little boys potty.

Perez and Nadia huddled together in their witches coven, gossiping about Katie,
Well good old Hopkins "Is Not for Turning" as the late Iron Lady Thatcher once said.
Nadia is so far up Perez' ass it's shocking!

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CBB Are The Lunatics Running The Asylum Thu 15th

CBB 2015 - Thu 15th Episode

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Perez gets a firm talking to, first thing in the morning, from Alexander O'Neal after he's done his usual bitch fest group to group, person to person thing. Alexander tells him to STFU and stop shit stirring. That's the first time I've seen Perez both gobsmacked AND not burst into tears. 

Perez (God I'm so fed up of typing his name so repetitively) then gains further delusions of grandeur and says that if Katie Hopkins doesn't paint his nails before midday, he'll banish her to Jail for 12 hours. If this Jail even did exist (which it doesn't!) then I am sure it couldn't be any worse than being locked in the BB house with him.

Today's task is to put on a Royal Gala for the King & Queen, the two found to be most entertaining will become court jesters and become immune from eviction. 

First up is Kav and although he is wheeling out his one and only hit, he surprises his fellow housemates because he can actually sing.

Chloe wrote a harsh (but true) poem about Perez.

Michelle made and read a list of put downs about each housemate.

Nadia presented the King & Queen with a much needed Divorce.

Alicia spoke about plastic surgery.

Katie wrote a 'nasty' newspaper column about everyone in the house.

Alexander sung the AMAZING (Criticise).

Alicia pulls Katie for calling her thick but doesn't go the whole hog.

Alexander is however less kind about Alicia but at least it's behind her back when he says she is dumb as a bucket of rocks. 

Katie has one her superior than thou speeches in the diary room but I can't take her seriously because she is wearing a onesie. I wear one, don't get me wrong, but I don't make out I'm such a sophisticated middle class twat!

The final task for the Queen & King is to curse 4 of the housemates with being up for eviction. They are advised to seek the views of the jesters but it ends up just Cami & Perez going at each other. Even Cheggars starts to lose patience with Perez. 

The housemates are gathered in front of the King & Queen to hear who is cursed and it is.....

Perez puts up Chloe & Michelle

Cami puts up Alexander & Alicia

If looks could kill Perez should be 6ft under after the way Michelle looked at him.

Nadia is making a foolish move in forming alliance with Perez. 

Chloe and Michelle discuss being nominated and both agree that if they survive "Shit will hit the Fan".

Sonikmummy

CBB Perez, Perez, Perez - Wed 14th

CBB 2015 - Wed 14th Episode

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Alicia starts her day by pulling Katie aside for calling her cruel as a mother and states that some people could view Katie is cruel mother with her actions. Katie apologises to Alicia for the comment but Alicia just can't leave it and continues poking.

Cami Li tells Patsy that Alicia is doing her squats wrong, just so that she can grass her up about having fat injections in her bum. Patsy just pisses herself laughing,especially when she hears Alicia admitted to loving rehab because the food is really healthy.

Where does Alicia get her money from? I need to Google that later. 

The hot topic is Cheggars effectively being Switzerland because whenever there is a dispute or uproar he walks out the room. Meanwhile the man himself is in the diary room having a heart to heart (and a tear) with BB because he missing his family. 

We see a repeat of last nights live eviction game, that lead to Cami being left on the tree and therefore seemed to be up for eviction. 

*Evil Laughter* 

But BB had a surprise twist up his sleeve which he reveals is that he will, in fact, be making Cami Queen of the Fairies and therefore immune from the next public vote and Cami has the last laugh when she hears all the other housemates are up for eviction. 

As Cami leaves the diary room and the housemates are told to all rise for their Queen, Perez appears to have lost something up Cami's arse, he's so far up it. 

There is fallout from the nominations, because Cami and Chloe were left to the end. The main sticking point in particular is that Patsy didn't pick either of them despite being 'BFFs' from the start and instead she picked Perez'

The group quickly divides straight down the middle, on one side the Butt Kissers and on the other side are the ones pointing them out. 

Perez takes himself further up Cami's Ass (I think I can see his head poking up in her throat) when he whispers that he didn't deliberately not save Cami (his Miami sister) but picked Alexander because no one else would save him. 

Perez is like a bee going from gossip flower to gossip flower. And there is a tug of love between Chloe & Cami and Perez, all fighting over Nadia and Patsy. Both sides are 

convinced the other is being manipulated. 

What none of the house have realised yet is that Nadia & Patsy are the biggest game players, after all they are long term ultimate BB fans.

Surprisingly Cami picks Perez as King of Fairies but she plays the game perfectly, she has fulfilled the BB specification of someone that will make Fairy mischief but also given Perez enough rope to hang himself too.

And it's not long before he is when he tells Cami that she should have "faux lesbian ways" with one of the girls in the house, cos that's what the British public will love. Cami goes all street on him and then Nadia calls him on it. She makes him go and apologise, which sends him into floods of tears AGAIN!

Michelle sums it perfectly, in the diary room, She gets less drama from 20 Drag Queens than she does from living with Perez. 

Sonikmummy

CBB The Plot Thickens Tues 13th

CBB 2015 - Tue 13th Episode

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The first CBB live eviction has been cancelled with the removal of Jeremy Jackson and Ken Morley from the House, so Chloe and Alexander are safe …for now. 

What the housemates are not aware of is that BB still wants to turn the house on it’s head and will be giving them a live surprise twist, at the end of the show.

First up for the housemates was for BB to announce that Ken Morley had been removed from the house. The reaction from everyone went from shock (REALLY??) to ecstatic very quickly. 

Everyone that is other than Katie who blames Perez entirely for Ken being removed and feels BB should have removed Perez instead. She also worries that Ken removal will result in people self censoring and no longer saying what they think.

Perez corners Nadia to tell her that he thinks Katie will be the one to take centre stage now and although she doesn’t say it, you can see she’s thinking “WTF, do you have no idea you are effectively a demanding toddler in this house?’

Later on Cheggars asks some of the other housemates what Perez is famous for and Katie pipes up that this is in fact the demise of Perez’ online career but admits she is a fellow troll. 

Nadia points out, in the Dairy Room, that the Katie & Perez situation is really bubbling near the surface now and with all Katie’s goading it won’t be long until Perez bites. 

Along with all his other attention seeking habits, Perez has now taken to carrying around a rabbit statue and kissing it. I’m pretty sure it’s not his personal one, that he bought into the house. He has also started with the talking to BB through his mike. 

Alicia further endears herself to her housemates by explaining her crack pot diet for her 3 year old that involves not letting her daughter to go to parties (Too Sugary) and giving her neighbours ‘Healthy snacks’ to give out to her daughter when she goes trick or treating, NB: This diet is not because her daughter has any intolerances or food allergies.

It also turns out she has a thing for Bananas so when the shopping is delivered (THE VERY FIRST FOOD) to the store, she’s like a rat up a drainpipe and in there stealing Banana’s …. yep you read that right Bananas, maybe she’s a Minion. And she is immediately spotted by Michelle, as she tries to squirrel them off to the bedroom.

A new, perhaps unlikely, clique has formed of Katie, Cami and Chloe and their first joint mission is to try and find where Alicia (who is still unaware that she has been caught out) stashed the Bananas but they fail miserably after they spend most of the time giggling and farting about ‘what if they get caught?’ 

With the mission aborted Michelle confronts her face to face and explains it’s not fair to steal and hide food. 

Bananagate continues for hours and Cami asks why Alicia she felt the need to steal food, instead of just asking for it? Because she would have given her, her banana. 

Alexander tries to change the subject and states that Alicia doesn’t look old enough to have a 19 year old daughter. Which works but when Cami asks how old she was when she had her daughter, Alicia storms off. 

Cue tears in the diary room, from Alicia who feels that ‘Some people’ have been working their way around the group, trying to get a rise out of people and now it seems to be her turn. Alicia you may have had a valid point IF YOU HADN’T STOLEN FOOD in the first place.

In the end though everyone makes up, Cami apologises to Alicia and Alicia apologises to Katie who makes a massive thing out of accepting it. 

The Katie, Cami & Chloe Clique (from now on will be known as the KCC Clique) have a bitch fest in the bedroom and are joined by Michelle who gives all the gossip on Alicia. Katie ends the conversation by saying if Alicia wasn’t so dumb she’d leave her alone. Well done Katie nothing like proving you are a bully. 

And so it is time for the BB Live twist, early in the day the housemates were told that they would be taking part in a game and drew straws as to who would go first. So Nadia is up first and has to reveal a tree that holds apples, each with a picture of a housemate on. 

Nadia is told she now has immunity from the next eviction and removes her own pic. She now has to select the pic of the person she would also like to save from being up for eviction. She picks Patsy and so it continues: 

Patsy saves Perez

Alexander saves Calum

Calum saves Michelle

Michelle saves Katie

Katie saves Kav

Kav saves Alicia

Alicia saves Cheggars

Cheggars saves Chloe

Which leaves Cami up in the next public eviction or is it.

But before I go on, am I the only one that thinks some of these were weird / unexpected  saves. Either BB is cutting it so that we don’t see some of the friendships that are being formed OR some serious strategic game play has already started. Given all the action in the house, over such a short period, nothing would surprise me. 

But I’ve not told you the best bit of the ‘Game’. Cami is called to the diary room  (which is broadcast live to the rest of the house) and told that she is intact not up for the public vote but now the Queen of the Fairies. The bigger twist is that Cami is now immune from the next eviction and all the other housemates are up for eviction unless she chooses some to also be saved. And BB warns there is more to come, with this twist.

Sonikmummy