CBB Last Catch Up This Season - Thu 5th

CBB 2015 - Thu 5th Episode 

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It's the morning before the nights surprise double eviction and the last catch we get before tonight's live final. 

Michelle is in the diary room questioning herself whether Katie H is really her friend and can now clearly see that she has been playing a game but doesn't like that she has been playing people within the house, as pawns. 

Katie H and Perez are in the bedroom (That will be the bedroom that she never slept in - thanks for neglecting to inform us of that)  discussing why everyone is doing their own thing today, and Katie H thinks it is because housemates are no longer depending on votes from each other and it's now everyman for himself for the final

Eamon Holmes is in the task room for CBB News debate. Perez, Cheggars and Katie H are on the panel, with Calum, Katie P and Kav. 

Katie H is asked if she is now being nice to Perez in order to stay in the house, which she denies. Cheggars gets irate about being called 'Switzerland' after he says that he think that Katie H & Perez are the biggest actors in the house. 

Perez has a little stir, knowing that Michelle is feeling unsure of her relationship with Katie H at the moment. Katie H is nearly explodes when Michelle says that if has been playing everyone the whole time, then she deserves to win because she has played the game perfectly. Katie H's reaction is to tell everyone to do one and whilst Calum and Michelle are trying to say that they don't think she has and has been truthful with them, She just keeps shouting over them "Do One". 

As Calum and Kav explain that they have acted as themselves without the need to elbow and climb over people. Katie H also takes this as a personal attack.

James Jordan joins the panel, with Katie P, Calum and Kav. He goes straight for Perez saying he thinks he's absolutely vile.

He tells Katie P that the public might be getting bored because they were expecting more drama. Katie P admits they probably haven't got their moneys worth, as she has been boring. Then Katie H shouts something from the bench and Katie P goes completely off at her swearing and everything. 

Eamon then shows Katie P a show reel of her talking about her sex life, Calum defends her saying in here you have to tell a story a few times in the hope that one of the times it will make the hour show cut, so people can hear your side of the story. Katie P turns to Calum to ask if she is boring when they've been out on the town together. Before he even answers Katie H is shouting "yeah but you're boring in here", that gets Katie P's goat and she calls Katie H "a boring old slag". Go Pricey! 

The panel has changed again and now it's made up of Cheggars, Perez and Michelle. Eamon asks them if they think deserve to win? Michelle's response is that places in the final are deserved they are earned by popularity.

Eamon then asks why Michelle is representing LGBT and she responds that she is in a privileged situation that means she can get across a message that might not otherwise be heard.

Jim Davidson then joins the debate via the telephone to sum up the housemates and his views about each one is: Kav - Has proved he is human, Katie P - She's not dull, Calum - George Best will be proud. Katie H - Wrong footed everyone, Cheggars - Is so likable, Michelle - One of the nicest people to watch ever. 

Cheggars and Perez are talking in the Kitchen, Cheggars says that he saw a lot more of the bad side of certain housemates during the debate and it wasn't pleasant to watch heart strings being pulled. 

The house are gathered in the seating area to hear that the 6th housemate to be evicted is Kav, and Calum looks like a piece of his heart broke when he heard Kav's name. Twenty minutes later, just as Katie P admits she needs a nervous poo, Perez is finally out of the house. Everyone including Cheggars are cheering and fist pumping that he has gone. 

Katie H looks dumbfounded and I think that in her mind she was up against Perez into the final and that if he has gone, there is a chance she'll be next. The other housemates are discussing the very same. 

Katie H is in the diary room, claiming that she feels awkward about being in the final because she has allowed herself to show her nicer side. I don't think she is aware of the meaning of those to words. Then she does her nicer side crocodile tears. 

Everyone is super chuffed that they are in the final and happy that it shows (If you ignore Katie H being one of them) nice people can be winners too. 

The show ends with BB saying Goodnight to the housemates in the bedroom, which quite possibly made them even more happy than finding out they are finalists. 

Sonikmummy

CBB Last Eviction Before Final - Wed 4th

CBB 2015 - Wed 4th Episode 

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Let's see whats been going on before we kick anyone out......

........Katie H thinks that the row about LGBT with Perez has left Michelle upset this morning because he's now put a spanner in mind that she won't win now. Michelle, however is in the diary room explaining the real reason she feels upset and that's because he said a mean, hurtful thing. 

Katie P is so desperate to keep out the rows that she is now brushing the hair on the back of the chairs. That or she's about to do a Vanessa.

Weirdly Katie H & Perez are getting along and having "What is your favourite...." conversation whilst Michelle and Katie P look on like they're watching a freak show.

Michelle is so pissed at the Get Along Gang, in the Kitchen that she goes to talk to Calum in the bedroom and asks if Katie H has been pulling the wool over her eyes. Calum diplomatically says that during a final people will change and do what they need to do to win but whether that's the real them, you'll never know that until you meet on the outside when it's finished. 

Katie H is now bitching about Michelle in the diary room, saying that she can tell that Michelle is pissed off with her for being friends with Perez now. Again she reiterates that it's because Michelle feels that it is a threat to her being in the final. I believe Michelle in this instant, that she's pissed because she is realising that perhaps Katie H wasn't a true friend after all. 

Calum and Kav have a chat in the Garden about who might go and Kav is convinced that it'll be him and Katie P. Meanwhile Katie P is in the bedroom saying she thinks she will go but Michelle reminds her that she is loved by the public. 

So tonight the whole house is up for eviction tonight and it turns out that Kav is psychic because it's Kav that is the first of the last two housemates to be evicted from the house before the final on Friday. 

Now if Kav had been as a character as he is in this eviction interview, I think he still would be in but I don't know who would have gone instead.

What the housemates remaining in the house don't know is that it's a double eviction but they're about to find out ....

Emma is finishes with Kav and makes her way back to the house....the second housemate to be evicted tonight is Perez!! I am honestly shocked I thought they'd keep him in until the end. Excellent, this will hopefully prevent Katie H from winning as without Perez she should show her true colours. Good Luck Cheggars.

Perez says that he isn't gutted that Katie H is still in the house. He says that the reason he chose to do British CBB is because for 10 years he's just been a blogger and he wanted the fans to see what he's like in the flesh. 

He goes onto admit that the Perez show was somewhat put on but more as a defence mechanism. His only regret is actually going into the house because it was so traumatic and had to have sleeping tablets prescribed for the last week and a half.

When Emma asks if he purposely got under peoples skin, and he admits that he did specifically Katie H but a lot of the time in was reactionary. 

Emma finishes by saying that he was the best housemate, in her view, that they've had in years. Perez surprisingly says that he wants Calum to win! 

And I'll say this, with this turn of events, that I think Katie P and Calum have a really good chance of winning this. Michelle could only pull it out the bag with the gay vote but I think everyone is disappointed that she has become Katie H's bitch and unless she calls her out on it she's not a worthy winner.

Sonikmummy 

10,000 BC - Episode 1 & 2 Catch Up

10,000 BC Episode 1 

20 volunteers, from a cross section of people of the 21st Century, were sent into  a Bulgarian hunting reserve, similar to prehistoric Britain, to survive 8 weeks in the Stone age, without any help from 2014 (Filmed through October & November 2014)

The chosen ones for the experiment, from a cross section of modern day Britain are: 

Perry Brookes - Landscape Gardener (Geezer)

Rachel Harding - Education Assessor    
Paul Wilshurst - Fence Contractor
Emily Harding - Graphic Designer >>>>> The Harding Family
Mary Harding - Student
Alice - Restaurant Maitre D'

Paul Barnes - Lorry Driver  (Wanna be Bear Grylls) 

Mike Soumelides - Simms  - Firefighter

Josie & Jodie O'Rourke - Bookmaker / Event Manager ( Mother & Daughter )

Oliver Farr - Electrician (Terry's Boyfriend)
Terry Perry - Florist (Oliver's Girlfriend) 

Caroline Mortimer - Retired Secretary (Stone Age enthusiast)

Steve Nicholson - Archer (Amateur survivalist)

Kim Hall - Marketing Manager

Aamer 'Bobby' Hussein - Council duty Manager ("We're gonna die out here")

Tom Reader - Digital Content Creator

John Paul Mullen - Club Promoter (Known as JP)

Kam Khaira - Housewife & Shopkeeper

Melissa Selling - Prop Maker

The only training the volunteers received was a survival skills DVD and Manual.

Day One

First order of day is to put phones, metal and plastics - any modern living times into a plastic bag with their names on, for safe keeping. There are piles of skins and furs, with each persons name on, that will be their clothes for the duration of this experience. There is not however any instructions on how each individual piece is worn. In the stone age people didn't wear shoes but because the volunteers feet aren't conditioned to rugged terrain they have to wear boots and sock.

As the ladies are getting changed Josie announces that she is a strict vegetarian and against hunting, she is only the second most stupid person so far though beaten by the people that wore wedges and brought handbags with them! And yes that's after they've given in all there 'modern' items in.

Caroline doesn't even get her skins on, it is unseasonably hot for October and she falls ill, and is deemed unfit to continue with the experiment.

Requirements of 2014 health and safety dictate that the producers provide: 

Shelter - 4 Mesolithic Huts 
Clothing - Skins & Furs
Purpose built source of fresh water 
Enough Apples, Berries, Nuts, Rock Salt and Honey to sustain them for a fortnight
Flint, Tools and a Bow
24 hour supervision by Survival Expert & Doctor  (only intervene if serious)

Klint Janulis Stone Age Archaeologist & survival expert will stay with them for  2 days, to acclimatise them to stone age living.

There is a clearing, where the shelters are situated, that will provide there living and working area. Only 18 remain. 

A recently killed Deer is provided for them to harvest food, clothes and tools from it but it has to be done with in the first couple of hours. 

A lot of the women get tearful about seeing the dead deer but admit they are going to get to have to get used to it. 

Paul W, Paul B, Terry and Melissa all have a go at separating the Deer up.  Both Pauls are at odds with each other as to the best way to do it but Melissa is enjoying herself.  All the butchered parts of the deer are stored by hanging them on trees. The meat cannot be cooked and then stored away as it will make them sick.

There are wolves, bears and boars in this area and a fire is the only way to keep themselves  and their possessions safe is a fire. Oliver uses a bow drill  to try and start the fire, but it's not easy especially with the mosquitoes biting every one. They finally get some flames but had no kindling ready so it blew out. It's nearly dark and has started to rain but luckily Paul B finds some remaining burning embers, which they keep alight by blowing on until enough kindling is gathered. 

Rachel and her 3 daughters took on the task of digging a latrine and collecting leaves for toilet paper. As they do so, just an hour into the experience, Rachel is  already thinking ahead and starts eating worms.

Perry is the first to poop but would have preferred to sit on a log with his bum hanging over the side then just squatting but he manages. Already I'm less survivalist than these people because I can't even wee if I'm squatting. 

The deer is being cooked and Bobby makes the point that they can't even see each other in the dark so how will they know when it's cooked. They all tuck in though and no one is bothered that they are eating Deer, Terry even comments how nice it is.

As he leaves the camp for the night, Klint is worried that they are still treating this as a camping trip not a way of life. 

As everyone starts turning in, Paul B plans to set some traps tomorrow and catch at least a boar, Steve is worried about the strong dynamic and current lack of leadership. 

Day Two

Steve organises a team meeting to find out everyone's skills, after they find out that all the provision that were left by the production team like the fruit and and veg, even the flint. For his effort he is voted in as the group leader.

Klint shows the volunteers how to make flint blades in order to correctly cut the meat. Fair play to everyone sorting the meat out they're picking out eggs and maggots, where the flies have been.

A small group are then taken out by Klint who shows them where to hunt and Paul B is of the opinion that Steve should be out there with them because he is an archer. 

On the way back Paul B comes across a little stream, and has a little cats lick. Who knew such a simple thing could get you totes emosh for home comforts.

Meanwhile Perry and Steve upgrade the latrines so they are more 'pleasant' and they chat as they work, Perry is soon in tears about his missing his Nan but more so that he has recently had his best friend, who passed away and for that reason he feels he shouldn't be there and sadly leaves. 

The team of 20 is now down to 18, only two days into 8 weeks

Before he leaves the came for good, Klint shows the last group, that includes Josie, what resources are available to help them day to day and how to harvest burdock root which grows wild in the area and is like a sweet potato. Josie is pleased to be picking them as that's what she'll survive that, and a pound of acorns a day. 

Everyone is back at camp readying for the evening and Bobby finds flies in the hides that are supposed to  be using as covers at night. A guy from the production support team comes out to try and get the larvae out of the skins but there are too many, so for the time being the volunteers are given Blankets from 2014.

With that Klint bids his goodbyes and remind them once he leaves now, they are on their own for the next 2 months.

10,000 BC Episode 2

Day Three

The tribes first day with Klint helping them and they are worried they've not retained enough of the information given to them by Klint. 

Steve is pissed off because everything is a mess and someone has even burnt half a mallet.  Paul B and Kym are in agreement that Steve needs to take charge and a meeting is held. 

He suggests that they start getting organised with food and shelter, planning in advance. He then makes the mistake of asking if anyone had anything to say. Paul B pipes up that he didn't like being told to shut up by one of the Harding Daughters last night, who were trying to sleep. That escalates very quickly into an argument between Paul W & Paul B. Oliver steps in to point out that arguing like this, already, is toxic and they need to start working as a team. 

Paul B wants to catch something, possibly the size of an elephant given the size of the trap he makes. JP, Oliver, Jodie and Paul B set off in search of a game trail in order to lay the trap and arrive at the tribes water source. Just as they start setting it up it starts to rain, so they abandon it for now but Paul B still reckons they'll "fucking heroes" despite leaving it unfinished. 

Tom has started a basket weaving group, having realised the genius that they have nothing to put stuff in if they go foraging etc.

Back at the camp, the tribe has not waterproofed any of the shelters and water is pouring in through a huge hole in one. The tribe all comes together to fix the shelter with the huge hole before the other shelters.

Kym feels there is a divide between old and young and Mike has named their young group 'Team Awesome'. 

Once the rain stops, Paul B heads back out to finish the trap but before he even gets there he catches a Salamander, which has to be checked first to see if it's poisonous. He then decides that he is too hungry and needs food right now so he decides to have a snack on the 3 day old rotting carcase of the Deer they cut up. Then he decides to cut up the whole thing, wash it out in their fresh water supply (!) and take it back to camp. Oliver lets Paul B know that the Salamander is deadly poisonous. 

Steve, Mike, Oliver  and Perry realise that some of the young 'uns are sitting in the shelters, stuffing there face whilst the rest of the camp is out working to find food and material to improve the shelters. So Steve gently confronts them in a nice way, just asking if they could come and help out and leave the valuable rations for now but frankly they couldn't give a damn. 

Paul B decides to burn the tree down and JP is asked to get a lit fire torch and some firewood to put around the tree. He comes back having got it all wrong and is upset that he has got it wrong and they are laughing. JP walks off from the group and ends up in tears but he's not sure why. He feels like he's not learning fast enough. He is also worries that he is being perceived as lazy.

Emily is under the impression that JP will be walking soon.

In the evening everyone has dinner of berries, nuts, mushrooms and deer ribs before turning in for the night. 

Team Awesome are pleased to have Oliver and Terry in their shelter now as they have such a positive aura. 

Day Three

In the morning it comes to light that the Team Awesome had a deal, in their shelter, to take it in turns to keep the fire going but when Paul B woke up it was nearly out. An argument starts between Paul B and JP because JP thinks that he woke up in the night and put the fire out completely but he won't listen to Paul B trying to explain he can't have because it was still going. 

Paul B still hasn't set his massive boar trap and the camp is conscious that food supplies are running low, so the group split into 3 groups to forage over  a large area but one group are barely a few metres from camp. 

Tom finds a stream with edible plants all around, in order to get a better harvest he goes back to make a bag to carry back as much as he can. He also takes Terry, JP and Alice so they can not only increase how much is brought back to camp but so they also know where to go for food and water. 

However Tom was too busy, on his initial journey, looking up at all the nature around that when he tries to take his group back he can't remember the way. They get to the meadow and realise they are going in the completely wrong  direction. So they start to make their way back to camp in order to pick up the right route.

They finally find it in the late afternoon and Tom makes the suggestion that they should start making maps of the area in clay. The abundance of nettles and burlap is foraged and JP finds lots of bone and twine. 

Steve, Emily and Melissa find a downed silver birch so they try to harvest the bark but they are unable to get it off effectively and leave it

The key to Stone Age hygiene was to keep their camp clean and unfortunately the unused deer meat was left hanging in the trees and attracted flies, which has lead to flies all around the camp. Kym and Oliver find it and clean it up but they want to have a meeting about hygiene. Steve's group return after four hours with only meagre amounts of burlap and herbs. 

There is further bad news when Kym finds that someone has done a poo in camp instead of the latrines. Mike and Steve decide the best course of action is to get the person who did it to pick it up and move it themselves, like rubbing a puppy's nose in it.

Later that afternoon Paul B and Oliver are rushing to get the Boar trap set and once set it should stake the boar in the head or body,  when it trips the switch. 

With everyone back in camp, no one is taking responsibility for the poo but a process of elimination (the fact that there was only one person to leave a shelters in the night) it's found to be JP. Whilst he says he did do a poo he says that, that one is too big to be his. Kym is in tears, of anger that JP is refusing to move the poo.

Poo-gate looks like it's finally over when JP moves the poo. A team meeting is held about general hygiene and Kym makes the disgusting but true point that if someone treads in it, then takes their boots off and then eats with their hands they are eating human faeces. 

 * Apologies if I have got anyones name wrong, it's hard to learn 20 new peoples names when they are only flashing up on screen. I will try better. I would also like to say sorry for the the possible overuse of So and But *

CBB The Beginning of the End - Tue 3rd

CBB 2015 - Tue 3rd Episode 

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Michelle comments to Katie H & Cami that Cheggars is looking like he is ready to blow.

Kav gets a secret task to pretend he is so emotional today that and has to get hugs from 3 separate housemates, after telling them a sob story. Which he passed with merit, he even had Katie H convinced. 

We see the nominations we saw yesterday which resulted in Cheggars, Katie P, Cami and Perez up for eviction and Cami going in the live eviction. 

Interesting that some of the people, inc Calum, who nominated Katie P used the reason that because she came into the house late so doesn't deserve a place in the final. For me, that it is the same cop out that they've blamed Katie P of doing whenever she put Calum up. 

Cheggars loses his temper with everyone because they are talking about their game plans, instead of feeling sorry for Cami being whisked out of a wall instead of getting her moment of glory in front of the crowd. Katie H then turns on him saying that he put her up for eviction and Calum then intercepts to explain what Cheggars is trying to say and ends up telling her "Let me Finish" and Katie H's face at his insolence (as I'm sure she'll see it).

The row continues when Calum checks if Cheggars is OK and then the Perez show interjects and goes, surprisingly, for Cheggars. 

Jesus, If I never hear the words "Own it" again it will be too soon.

Calum and Kav talk in the kitchen about Cami and Calum reveals that he is kind of pleased she has gone because he can now get a chance to be himself in the house, instead of worrying about and protecting her. 

Cheggars goes to the diary room to discuss how pissed off he is, and says he's more than ready to rumble if someone wants him to.

Perez is now rowing with Michelle and Calum, while Katie P and Kav, about Katie H making Cami's departure about her. Then Calum and Perez go head to head about Calum being a similar character to Patsy, taking himself out of the situation and UN Peacekeeper. 

Calum loses it on the scale of Cheggars did to Katie H and it ends with Calum dropping the C bomb. 

Then Michelle and Perez start rowing about being friends before and how they aren't now..... and I don't know because the rowing is getting so manic.

Katie P is just wandering about, drinking water, not saying a word and probably thinking "You mugs, less five days to go, I'm just trying to win this by being me". She then makes the mistake of checking everything is OK in the bedroom because she heard banging and Perez starts banging on to her but she manages to evacuate herself swiftly. 

Calum comes back into the house from having a fag and Perez pipes up again and starts rowing with anyone but in particular Michelle. Bringing up Michelle saying she represents the LGBT community, but she says she meant she is the voice of the LGBT. I still don't understand the concept even just as the spokesperson.

Katie P and Perez are in the bathroom and he says he hopes that the housemates don't start turning against her and Cheggars. Katie P says she knows they want her out the house anyway and isn't bothered.

We are left with a final thought for the night, from Calum in the diary room, for us to get Perez out the house. 

CBB Live Surprise Eviction - Mon 2nd

CBB 2015 - Mon 2nd Episode 

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Tonight's CBB was a whooping 2 hours long and presented by both Emma & Rylan, this has the potential to be amazing! 

The evil twist tonight is the live Bombshell that when this weeks nominations are announced to the house, they go straight to the public vote for a housemate to be pulled out live by Emma. 

First we need to catch up with with what happened in the house yesterday: 

Perez is throwing beans at the wall and Katie H describes him as the child at school that didn't get his ADHD meds and then says that she doesn't believe ADHD exists. Much to her detriment as Katie P's son has it and Cami & Michelle have been diagnosed with it. Then Perez says something about not having a hoover and having to use Katie H's nose as one, which leads to the Perez & Katie H row that has been much overdue and results in Perez saying something to his detriment when he compares his ostracising to that of Aids Victims in the 80's which really riles Michelle who has lost over 20 friends to Aids

The housemates are due to get their letters from home and are separated into four groups of two. They will go head to head in pairs and will have 30 second in which to press the button to save their letter. If they do press the button their opponents will lose their letters. If neither group presses the button then both pairs will lose their letters.

Perez & Katie P versus Michelle & Katie H - Perez & Pricey decided to not push the button because they want Michelle to get hers. Michelle wants to press to get her letter but Katie H convinces her that its a BB twist and that they won't lose there their letters. So neither pair got their letter.

Next was Calum & Cami versus Keith & Kav and it was clear from the start that Cami was going to press the button no matter what and there was going to be no competition from Kav & Keith because they knew how much Cami needed her letter. Cheggars also made the point that a letter from his family, at this stage, would probably make him feel worse. 

Calum tried to persuade Cami that if no one presses the button, then it means that they all don't get a letter so that is fair all round and for the greater good but she was having none of it. After the task Calum went to the diary room to ask if Michelle could get hers instead of him but they denied that request. 

Michelle goes to the diary room to discuss the letter task and says that Cami was selfish for pressing the button but she understands why Cami did it. 

Calum got his letter, from his mum, and it was a poem by Kipling 'IF' and it touched a lot of the housemates. Cami was also from her mum and it had everyone in tears.

Back to tonight, and the housemates not only find out who is up for nominations but get to see the diary room footage of the nominations. 

The following are up for Nominations Katie P, Cami, Cheggars and Perez (Eternally up for nominations). Kav says something interesting that he wanted to put someone else up for eviction but BB wouldn't let him ??? Anyway they still don't know there is going to be an evictions tonight.

Now for the rest of yesterdays news....

Perez tells Calum that he thinks his mother was telling Calum a code in the poem. Michelle and Katie H are crying in the toilet, which makes Cami feel guilty but still doesn't regret passing the button. 

The house is still dissecting the letters from home task and shock horror Katie H admits that she stitched everyone up with her theory about if they all didn't press the button. 

And now for the last bit of live action...

BB has gone back to the house to let the nominees stand up and give their reasons for viewers to save them. To be honest they were all pretty lame and nothing was said that wasn't expected. The journalists in with Rylan comment that Cami is Trailer Trash and always will be, they also call Perez limelight vacuum.

The housemates still don't know tonight is a live eviction and its now time for Emma to go into the house and it's Cami she is dragging out. No proper goodbyes just a quick wave as she is hauled out behind Emma.

Everyone is shocked, not that Cami has gone but that there was a surprised eviction tonight and that Emma came into the house to do it. 

In her post eviction interview Cami admits that going into the house she was really excited to meet Perez because she has been reading his blog for years but on meeting him disliked him pretty much right away.

On speaking about Calum she says that she already knew him before the show and that they are just friends.

Wednesday will be last eviction before the final and TWO people, all housemates are up for eviction now.

CBB Freak Show - Sun 1st

CBB 2015 - Sun 1st Episode 

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First thing to happen this morning is that Katie H and Cheggars make up, initiated by Cheggars, I wonder how long this will last on Katie H's Part.

On Perez pointing out that it's only Cheggar's, Katie P and him in the Kitchen, Cheggar's scurries off to the bedroom. Which disappoints me if I am honest. 

Then it appears Cheggars cleaning strike is over already and I don't doubt this is so he curries favour with the Anti-Perez gang.

Katie H is complaining that she is over Katie P talking about her relationships and sex life and then sailing close to the wind says to Michelle "You saying that Katie P can now be part of our group, I'm not OK with that". I've lost respect for Michelle for not standing up for herself then.

This weeks shopping task is a Freak Show with The 3 Little Pigs, The Two Headed Katie Monster, Mystic Michelle and the Singing Kavanagh Dummy.

First part is for The 3 Little Pigs have to eat 3 disgusting meals, second is the 2 Headed Katie monster which has to answer questions that have been taken from the answers anonymous questionnaires housemates filled in earlier. Next is Kavanagh The Singing Dummy has to sing out tweets that have been written about him by the public. Lastly is Mystic Michelle has to answer questions that housemates wrote about themselves earlier.

You'll never guess but the Housemates passed this weeks shopping task and won the luxury shopping budget. Well that means there will be no starving housemates this series.

The housemates are rewarded with Freak Show Party and after all the drink is gone, Perez gets reflective about his time in the house and regrets ever signing up for the CBB experience.

CBB Goodbye Nadia - Sat 31st

CBB 2015 - Sat 31st Episode 

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It's the day of eviction and Nadia said in her eviction interview that there was an awesome fight to watch out for. So lets see on Day 27...

Everyone is talking about the Nominees party the night before and everyone is reminiscing about a lovely night. So far so good, everyone is still friends. 

Kav's head is little bit sore and can't remember some of the night, he's under the impression that he took the limelight away for Perez for a change though. The other housemates are discussing how Kav really comes out of his shell when he drinks and can be hilarious. Then Cheggars and Katie H butt heads over what was said and wasn't said about Kav. When she called him a grumpy old bastard. 

It then becomes a row between Calum and Perez when Calum tell hims to "Shut your fucking mouth" and it then becomes an argument about when is the appropriate time to turn the bedroom light off. And then out of nowhere it totally explodes when Calum says he's a huge giant dick, to which Perez will shove his giant dick up Calum's arse. It looks like Calum is about to deck him, before Cami steers him to the bedroom but later when he is talking to BB he reckons he didn't lose his temper. 

Perez is called to the diary room about his offensive language towards Calum, and also threatening behaviour. He doesn't take it very seriously until BB tells him this is formal warning as well final warning, to which he becomes precocious.

Nadia tells him off too, when he complains to her about the warning from BB. She points out that when he does things like that he gives people like Katie H ammunition, despite it all stemming from Katie H stirring the house. 

The days task is a test of brains and brawn, the housemates are split into two teams with Calum & Kav as the Team Leaders.

They have to arrange the ball heads (representing each housemate) Most annoying / Most disappointing / Vainest  / Biggest Game Player 

Team Calum are the winners

Cheggars has gone on strike with his cleaning and Katie H is telling the housemates that it's because everyone put him up for eviction. See there she is planting the nominations seed again, just in case he doesn't go tonight (Friday).

The housemates are gathered in the sitting area for the eviction and Katie H is muttering under her breath about Cheggars and I wouldn't be surprised if she was gutted Nadia went home instead of him. 

Nadia left to boos and Perez is in tears. Katie H is excited to see how Perez will cope on his own and Calum is happy...for now.

Michelle says that Katie P is fair game for Perez, because she's his only friend left in the house. She also thinks that it's going to get really ugly with Katie H this week. Michelle, for the first time since week one, admits that she does still enjoy Perez stories but I doubt she'd admit that to Katie H.

Kav tells Cami that he hopes Perez is completely miserable now Nadia has left and Cami is quick to remind him of everything Perez has done. Kav also thinks that he will latch on to Katie P now and that she will entertain it to begin with as she is a genuinely nice person.

Katie P says that everyone is warning her that Perez will want to be her friend now but she says they are already friends and she will continue speaking to him as she has all along. She doesn't have a problem with him, yet.

Katie H asks Perez if he's pissed off that he's still in the house and is disappointed to hear his answer is no.

Kav and Calum are discussing the next nominations but not, by not actually saying any names but they both think they are thinking the same people. I'm in no doubt that poor Cheggars is one of them no thanks to Katie H.

And as if to back up my theory Katie P tells Cheggars that she's heard Katie H making loads of comments and jibes about Chegagars all day and that she doesn't understand why she is so nasty to people.  

Sonikmummy